I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Federal Judge Blocks North Dakota Abortion Law, Calls It ‘Unconstitutional’: So, to be clear, your Constitutionally guaranteed right to privacy protects your ability to kill a baby but can do nothing to stop Obama from reading your emails.

Lawsuit: Arizona college suspended student because she wanted English-only classes. Looks like they should change the name to Pendejo Community College.

JUSTICE FOR CHRISTOPHER: 75% of House Republicans Want Select Committee on Benghazi, Boehner Refuses. Eany meeny miny moe, who’s the biggest RINO ho?

Fake Signs On Bay Area Highways Say Drones Looking For Speeders. They may be fake now, but it won’t be long before it’s true. Skynet is on the way!

MICH. JUDGE RULES DETROIT BANKRUPTCY UNCONSTITUTIONAL, CLAIMS IT FAILS TO ‘HONOR’ PRESIDENT OBAMA. Where’d they find this hack? Fails to honor Obama? Cheating? We wonder when those entered the Michigan constitution? It appears she should be wearing a Mickey Mouse hat in court to us.

Verizon records vacuumed up by NSA under ‘top secret’ Patriot Act order. Can you hear me now has been rendered moot. They should really merge with alltel and change their name to telall.

Reps. King, Rush debate Zimmerman verdict. Debate? It appears that a one-sided conversation is now a debate. It’s pretty sad that Rush is in Congress. He seems a sorry excuse even for a Democrat.

Remember what Obama said about Detroit during last October’s debates? “We refused to let Detroit go bankrupt!” How’s that working out for you, Detroiters?

Reporter makes McCain look foolish… by asking him a simple question about his own immigration bill.

MORE LIES: Despite Pentagon claims, Marine colonel sought in Benghazi scandal is NOT retired. If Diogenes is ever reincarnated he’s going to have one helluva time finding an honest man or woman in our nation’s Capitol.

Norwegian woman raped in Dubai sentenced to 16 months. Meanwhile, the guy who raped her was sentenced to 13 months. That’s sharia law in action: ignorant, illogical, and backward.

NYC Mayor Bloomberg now targets elevators: Take the stairs instead. Further proof Mayor Nanny’s elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.

Detroit emergency manager files bankruptcy. A sad end to what was once and icon of industrial America that is now an icon of what happens when Democrats are in charge.

Boehner: It’s time to do something for the children of illegal immigrants. Looks like Boeher is starting to bend over. We wonder of Reid and Pelosi will use Vaseline?

Congressman: Benghazi Survivors Forced to Sign Non-Disclosure Agreements. Yet, more transparency from the Obama administration. Transparently criminal.

Olympic cheating scandal in rhythmic gymnastics. How about this? How about if an activity requires judges to determine the winner it’s not a sport? Take rhythmic gymnastics out of the Olympics – it’s just dancing, people!

MAN’S DEFENSE AGAINST GUN CHARGE: ‘I DID WHAT JOE BIDEN TOLD ME TO DO’ Sounds like reason enough to us for him to get off on an insanity defense.

Jimmy Carter: Jury got it right in Zimmerman case. To liberals, Jimmy just jumped the shark. Conservatives are still scratching their heads thinking has Jimmy been in that stash of Billy Beer again?

Scientific study says semi-nude pictures of women are good for men’s health. The images relieve stress and make our minds work better. We knew it! Who knows how many heart attacks IHTM will prevent today by posting the above photo? You’re welcome.

Houston corset maker selling Perry voodoo dolls to benefit Planned Parenthood. “Hail Satan!” chants, feces and Tampons brought to the Texas Capitol for use as weapons, voodoo dolls – you have to admit: those pro-abortion people are a whisker short of the dividing line between normal and batshit crazy.

Nancy Grace directs bigoted cheap shot at George Zimmerman. When Zimmerman’s lawyer asked the jury to “Let him… get back to his life,” HLN witch Grace responded with:

“‘Give Zimmerman back his life? He’s out on bond, driving through Taco Bell every night, having a churro!”

Chicago Church post message on outside marquee “It Is Safe To Kill Black People In Amerikkka.” Going by the numbers we get the feeling that one is far safer being black in George Zimmerman’s neighborhood than they are in most of Chicago. It is unfortunate that this Church is more interested in railroading a man protecting himself from a life-threatening (possibly homophobic) attack instead of working to stop the senseless killings going on in their own back yard.

Daily Beast nitwit contends black-on-black crime is a myth. What do you get when you combine a liberal’s inherent inability to comprehend numbers, our failing public school education system, and a website with no journalistic standards?

Oh goody, Jesse Jackson wants a U.N. investigation. He’s worried about “the racial context that led to Trayvon Martin’s slaying.” Here we thought the only “racial context” was supplied by Jesse himself. Silly us.

WH: OBAMA WON’T BE INVOLVED IN DOJ DECISION ON ZIMMERMAN.

According to Carney, “it would be inappropriate” for Obama to comment.

It was inappropriate for Obama to comment when this shit started. Had Obama kept his mouth shut about local stuff then, like a POTUS should, you wouldn’t be reading this now.