JIMMY KIMMEL GETS PRANKED AT HIS OWN WEDDING! (YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WAS BEHIND IT). OK, we find this rather sick, not to mention racists and not to mention discriminating against fat people. You have to wonder what the hell Gabourey Sidibe was thinking of to participate in this fiasco and WTF Jimmy Kimmel’s bride was thinking? This was not a prank. It’s sick and it’s the kind of crap that promotes the racial divide.
‘Christian Nation’ by Frederic C. Rich: Frederic C. Rich is some guy that wrote a book about how a fictional Sarah Palin Presidency led to the ascendance of an authoritarian regime that oppressed certain citizens, destroyed the Constitution and in general subverted dissent and civil liberties at every turn and occasion. Which sounds very much like the Obama administration with the very major exception that the latter is not fictional at all. On a positive note, however, with a grand total of seventeen comments on this book’s Amazon page it would seem that while undeniably an idiot Mr. Rich is not very useful at all.
Teen Hero Saves Woman And Her Kids: CO2Insanity had the right idea about celebrating good deeds.
http://youtu.be/6Hlcth2Vvp0
NBC’S SHARPTON PLANS PROTESTS IN 100 CITIES. What an ode to Obama’s “post-racial presidency.” Evidently Sharpton and Obama think post-racial means taking American back to the 1950’s and 60’s.
Zimmerman lawsuit against NBC “to start in earnest ASAP.” For our money he should add Obama, Sharpton, Jackson and all the other race-hustlers.
Pennsylvania teens chase down kidnapper’s car on their BIKES and save five-year-old girl. After all the nastiness the past few days, let celebrate a good deed.
http://youtu.be/Js_RQHKL_HQ
California Insurance Commissioner Warns of ‘Real Disaster’ from Obamacare. Looks like global insurance fraud is about to hit California. Perhaps Jerry Brown should look into selling insurance credits.
Federal report finds problems with Michelle Obama’s school lunch program. Gee whiz, nobody saw that coming.
Best news of the whole Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman tragedy. It was wonderful to learn that reports of Chris Farley’s death were greatly exaggerated… even if he does make a lousy judge.
To put things into perspective… in the 514 days since Trayvon died 565,914 black babies have been aborted. And not a peep out of Al Sharpton or the NAACP.
Well here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into! President Obama screwed up all the military sexual assault cases by opening his big mouth and demanding specific punishments, apparently forgetting the fact that he’s the Commander-in-Chief so his comments are considered “unlawful command influence.”
‘I GOT THE 30 AND I’M COMING FOR THAT NI**A’: HERE ARE SOME OF THE MOST DISTURBING TWEETS FOLLOWING ZIMMERMAN’S NOT-GUILTY VERDICT. We wonder how many of these accounts will be banned by Twitter? We’re guessing none of them.
NAACP calls on Obama admin to pursue civil rights charges against Zimmerman. Well now, as predicted, this didn’t take long, did it?
STATEMENT BY REV. AL SHARPTON ON GEORGE ZIMMERMAN BEING ACQUITTED OF ALL CHARGES IN THE SHOOTING OF TRAYVON MARTIN. As predicted, the Feds will now be coming after Zimmerman. Let the shit disturbing begin!
FLASH! Jury Reaches Verdict in George Zimmerman Trial. Zimmerman NOT GUILTY! If you’re around Sanford get your riot gear out.
TEEN CHARGED WITH FELONY FOR TWEETING ‘MASS HOMICIDE’ THREAT IF ZIMMERMAN ACQUITTED. Out of the myriad of Tweets advocating violence if Zimmerman is acquitted, what makes this one warrant a response from Anonymous and the police? It surely couldn’t be because this moron can’t figure out that killing one person isn’t mass murder. Too bad all the other’s advocating violence on Twitter and Facebook don’t get nailed, too.
Brand new snail slime facial available in Tokyo. Apparently not all the stupid people in the world live in California. (No word on whether they serve civet poop coffee to the snail slime facial customers. Seems like the perfect demographic.)
Florida State Attorney Angela Corey fired whistleblower as soon as Zimmerman trial ended. Information Technology Director Ben Kruidbos pointed out that the State Attorney’s office was not sharing information with Zimmerman’s lawyers as required by law… so now that the trial is over and the media is paying less attention, Mr. Kruidbos will be destroyed.
“Global warming IS the reason…” So exclaims a local TV reporter as a “sharknado” approaches Los Angeles in a new movie on Syfy. Global warming is such a joke it now plays the part of boogeyman in low-budget science fiction movies… right alongside giant ants, time-traveling dinosaurs, and vampires.
KTVU misreports Asiana pilot names as “Sum Ting Wong” and “Ho Lee Fuk.” To this we say “Ho Li Chit! More like Sum Ting Wong at KTVU!” Manger say “Ho Li Kau!”
Electrical workers union jumps aboard anti-Obamacare bus. Why don’t they just get over the BS and call it buyer’s remorse?
Buyer’s remorse is the sense of regret after having made a purchase. It is frequently associated with the purchase of an expensive item such as a car or house. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by the seller. Buyer’s remorse is thought to stem from cognitive dissonance.
Whatever you want to call it, we hope a lot more people get this before 2014 and change.
OLBERMANN IN TALKS FOR LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW. This is a stroke of genius! Insomniacs will now be put to sleep 5 minutes after they turn on the show and ESPN2 will save a lot of money! Why? Because with Olbermann, you don’t need guests as he never shuts up.
Janet Napolitano named as next president of the University of California system. We checked to make sure: no, it is not April 1 today.
Another day, another sleazy Democrat politician in the news. San Diego Mayor Bob Filner was busy today, apologizing to the city for sexually harassing numerous female employees. No word on whether he has plans to run for office in New York.
Gun Geo Marker app tries to locate homes, businesses of gun owners. This bonehead should have his address on the front page. Anyone who’s home gets broken into should sue this ass.
