I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Detroit creditors brace for haircuts, or worse, at meeting to avoid bankruptcy. “…reports say that [Detroit emergency manager Kevyn] Orr will push creditors in his restructuring report to take as little as 10 cents for each dollar the city owes.” If they balk, they may get LESS in court if the city files for Chapter 9 bankruptcy. The first dead canary in the coal mine…

U.S. confident weapons to Syrian rebels won’t fall into wrong hands, but should they be? Yes, the people in charge in Washington, DC ARE THIS STUPID! They’re already in the wrong hands! Like the Muslim Brotherhood and Al Qaeda for example! Dumbazzes!

‘Watching a black guy get arrested is the funniest thing ever:’ Nevada congressman’s son tweets racist and sexist remarks and refers to President Obama as a ‘slave’. Actually we think the funniest thing ever would be this guy getting arrested and put in a jail full of black guys that know about his tweets. You can bet the Democrats will be jumping all over this one.

White House says weapons en route to Syrian rebels: This reminds us of something that was pointed out by an IHTM commenter yesterday. Mostly that Obama has just gone from eating dogs to wagging them.

‘Immigrants are more fertile:’ Jeb Bush tells religious conservatives that immigrants will help the American economy by pumping out more babies to pay for government debt. We wonder if Karl Rove crapped his pants over this feeble attempt to pander to Hispanics. Republicans should really quit talking about the human reproductive system, including Trent Franks. You can bet the Democrats will be all over this like flies on poop and will probably also complain that old Jeb’s advocating slavery.

NYU Throws Out Blind Chinese Human Rights Activist. Evidently you have to participate in an armored car robbery, take part in the killing of two guards and a police officer and be a convicted murderer to be considered a human rights activist at NYU.

Exclusive: Keith Olbermann’s father-in-law to become his mother-in-law. Can’t believe no one in the mainstream media has reported this yet. Remember Katy Tur, Olby’s hot little girlfriend? Well, Katy’s father is about to become her mother. Bob Tur, a former Los Angeles air traffic reporter who came to fame during O.J. Simpson’s freeway chase, just announced that he’s taking hormone therapy and will undergo sex change surgery. Holy crap! Could Olbermann’s life get any weirder? This story comes to us on a tip from another famous L.A. radio personality who just happens to be one of the Editor’s college buddies. To quote my buddy, “He’s a dick. But not for long.” And that, my friends, is where Tur differs from Olbermann. Here’s a video of Katy dirty dancing. At least we think it’s Katy. For all we know it’s her father … uhhhh … or her mother. Whatever.

Is Colorado state senator Angela Giron resorting to PAYING to have anti-recall supporters? Colorado must be vying with California for the official title of Mexico del Norte. They now have mordida!

POLICE QUESTION REPORTERS, DEMAND THEIR IDS & PROHIBIT THEM FROM FILMING ALLEGED SECRET NSA FACILITY WHERE SNOWDEN WORKED. Looks to us like the NSA has decided they’ve replaced the Constitution and Bill of Rights. So where’s the ACLU this time?

Source: Obama approves arming Syrian rebels. Vietnam II? If you’re old enough to remember or have studied the Vietnam War, on the South Vietnam side, the West. On the North Vietnam side, the Chinese and Russians and communist countries. This is looking very familiar to us. Besides, what better way to get everyone’s focus away from Obama and kick start the economy?

Afghanistan parliament rejects measure to stop grown men from marrying little girls. They decided banning pedophilia would run counter to Islamic theology. We agree.

Glenn Beck announced another momentous disclosure. This time it’s news that (he says) will bring down the entire power structure of the U.S. government (a power structure originally scheduled to topple April 22, remember?) . The news was due today. So far nothing. While we’re waiting, Glenn, some reading you might find useful: The Boy Who Cried Wolf by Aesop.

Obama to Aid Syrian Terrorists: Perhaps he’s just looking to pick up some pointers.

IRS refunds $4 billion child tax credits per year to illegal immigrants whose kids do not live in US (and may not exist at all.) It’s a great country if you’re not a Tea Partier or other nasty conservative type.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3eQZoXAU7X0#!

Running me over and lying about it is how the State Dept does business, apparently. Perhaps Hillary told everyone ‘what difference does it make?’ If this guy was Muslim the State Department probably would have given him so much money he would have thought he won the Super Lotto.

Demonstrating the meaning of the word “dumb.” While calling the border fence she herself voted for a few years ago “dumb,” Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) stated that South Dakota shares a border with Canada.

MEDIA FAIL: VOTERS TURN AGAINST OBAMA, HIS SURVEILLANCE STATE. Evidently that Pew poll released by the Washington Post stinks! Phewy!

Obama Administration Thugs Threaten State Department Whistleblower… And Her Kids. She’ll probably be the recipient of an IRS AR-15 special audit.

Obama’s snooping excludes mosques, missed Boston bombers. “Since October 2011, mosques have been off-limits to FBI agents. No more surveillance or undercover string operations without high-level approval from a special oversight body at the Justice Department dubbed the Sensitive Operations Review Committee.” Well, maybe we’ll all have to change the names of establishments to “mosque” as in “Joe’s Bar and Mosque” and the “Republican National Mosque.”

REPUBLICAN REP. NOTICES IRS AGENTS TRAINING WITH AR-15S DURING DHS TOUR: ‘I’M LOOKING INTO THE ISSUE NOW.’ Well you never know, they might get attacked by an army of nerdy CPAs.

Snowden Showed Evidence Of US Hacking China To Hong Kong Newspaper. Looks like someone just cut off his nose to spite his face with the result being he just went from cult hero to dumbshit and probably traitor.

Biden: Gore won the presidency in 2000. “He was elected president of the United States of America. But for the good of the nation, when the bad decision in my view was made, he did the right thing for the nation.” We heard that in college, Biden once ran a 100 yd dash but never finished – he got lost along the way. Well, we didn’t really hear that… but we wouldn’t be surprised if it really did happen.

PRISM class-action lawsuit filed: $20B, injunction sought against “complicit” companies and officials. Defendants are the nine companies and their CEOs plus AT&T and Sprint plus Obama, Holder, the NSA director, the NSA and DOJ. $20 Billion? There’s probably more than that in Bernanke’s couch cushions.

MSNBC genius mislabels late Alabama gov George Wallace as Republican. “Of course, as most of us know, George Wallace was a Democrat, as were most racist politicians of that time.” It wouldn’t surprise us a bit of the majority of the post-modernist educated media idiots don’t know that. If it doesn’t fit the narrative, it ain’t worth knowing.

NSA has built-in backdoor to all Windows software. If this revelation doesn’t send Microsoft sales into a tailspin then Al Gore isn’t fat.