I HATE THE MEDIA ™

The Obama “Recovery.” One word causation: Taxes!

Security Expert: PRISM Did Not Foil 2009 Subway Plot – The British Did (Video). Sounds like Prism needs some reading glasses.

http://youtu.be/V8WHDaI9O2I

How Ricin mailing suspect was caught by FBI tracking system that photographs EVERY item of mail. Another day another snooping method from our so-called government. We wonder how the 1st Amendment would cover writing F— You on every envelope we mail so they can enjoy reading it?

Obama says Senate immigration bill requires that illegals learn English. It doesn’t. They get legalized as “Registered Provisional Immigrants” first, then they get to renew the status (still no English) six years later, then comes step three twelve years down the line where they merely show they’re “enrolled” in an English class. So the debate continues: is our president clueless or an inveterate liar?

Looters have come from afar to OK after tornado. “…police arrested one man from Elmhurst, N.Y., and two from Virginia on misdemeanor complaints of stealing copper wire, scrap metal and other items from homes destroyed by the May 20 tornado.” Class.

‘NICE TRY, SCUMBAG’: TWITTER SAVAGES MSNBC ANCHOR OVER GIULIANI-9/11 ‘CHEAP SHOT’ Douchebag would be more appropriate.

Hilarious: Obama tells fatcat donors Democrats favor free-market solutions and less government regulation. Yes, and your wife prefers quiet evenings at home to taxpayer-funded luxury world travel. Is this man’s teleprompter playing with a full deck????

9/11 family members demand FBI ‘come clean’ about Sarasota Saudis, DOJ wants silence. It seems the Obama administration has more secrets than James Bond 007. A decade later they’re still trying to hide stuff that the American public has a right to know.

What will the human species look like in 100,000 years? An artist partnered with a computational geneticist to extrapolate past physical changes into the future. Above, typical man and woman now. Below, same thing 100,000 years from now. Maybe we’re nitpicking, but clearly they didn’t consider political effects. Realistically, given the way Obama is taking the nation, the second picture should have bar codes on foreheads and metal shock collars around their necks.

GHOST OF COLUMBIA- PART II: LEGENDARY COLUMBIA PROFESSOR NEVER HEARD OF OBAMA. Amazing. Is Obama the Sorosian Candidate?

Tech Giants: We didn’t know! Bullcookies. “Self-interest, rather than virtue, guides the growing clout of these ‘Big Data’ companies in Washington. The same is often true of Mr. Obama.” Often? Like maybe 99.9% of the time? The wages of crony capitalism are… you.

School asks kids to trade in toy guns for a bicycle. “The purpose of the trade-in is to stop children from playing with toy guns, which may make them more likely to commit violence with real guns, said Strobridge Elementary principal Chris Hill.” Better get them to trade in their video games, televisions, computers and (sadly, in many cases) their families as well. Or how about just putting them in a sealed plastic bag until they’re old enough to vote Democrat?

Northeast Colorado counties considering forming a new state. It’s happened before (5 times in U.S. history). There’s nothing illegal about it. Conservatives in rural northeast Colorado are sick and tired of liberals in the state government ruining their businesses, telling them what to do, and collecting tax dollars for their own benefit. Who is John Galt? Well, in the book, he was a guy living in Colorado…

Obama faces audience with no speech. His beloved teleprompter had the day off and someone forgot to put his speech on the podium. He’ll probably have nightmares for weeks. Obama without a prepared speech is like a goose without water – awkward and honking at everybody around him.

Pelosi on Obamacare: “I don’t remember saying that everybody in the country would have a lower premium.” Well, you gotta pass it to find out what’s in it and she did, on “Meet the Press” on July 1, 2012. From the transcript: “And everybody will have lower rates, better quality care and better access. So that’s what they want to repeal, we’re happy to have that debate.” No you’re not, you’ve been suppressing the debate for 4 f-cking years.

Anonymous Just Leaked a Trove of NSA Documents. Well, if we citizens can’t be anonymous then why should the government?

WSJ: Big Brother also collecting credit-card transactions. It’s getting to the point you can’t do anything anymore, including visiting a doctor, without the government spying on you. Evidently the government that says ‘trust us’ doesn’t trust U.S.

Four Obama scandals have broken in recent weeks… not one of them by the mainstream media. Which raises an important question: what in the hell are all those so-called “journalists” who work for the New York Times, Washington Post, CBS News, CNN, etc., doing all day long?

The Boys of Pointe du Hoc. On the 69th anniversary of D-Day, recall President Reagan’s speech on the 40th anniversary in 1984.

Good news: Government’s recording your conversations on the bus too. You can bet that if you yell help or jihad, no one will show up. Say something bad about Obama and a Homeland Security Swat Team will show up immediately.

‘ANNOY’ A COP IN NEW YORK STATE? THAT COULD SOON EARN YOU 4 YEARS IN JAIL. Just what we need. Putting more people in overcrowded jails for stupid shit.

“The administration has now lost all credibility” on transparency and accountability, says … the New York Times. If you’ve lost the NY Times, you’ve lost… well, let’s just say it’s not a good day for Obama when one of his most faithful lapdogs poops on his shoes.

IRS employees: Washington IRS official Carter Hull oversaw targeting of conservative groups. So much for ‘rogue IRS agents.’ Looks more like a rogue president and his cronies.

Congressman wants to require military chaplains for atheists. Another day, another example of stupidity by a Democrat. So far Rep. Robert “Robbie” Andrews (D-NJ) hasn’t explained to whom (or to what) an atheist chaplain would pray.

NSA is collecting the phone records of MILLIONS of Verizon customers daily under top secret order issued in April and it lasts into July. And people complained about George W. Bush. Better pray you don’t butt dial Osama Bin Laden’s old cell phone number.