I HATE THE MEDIA ™

SHOCKING HOT-MIC GUN COMMENTS FROM NEW JERSEY SENATE: ‘CONFISCATE, CONFISCATE, CONFISCATE.’ Yo Vinnie! Sounds like some members of the New Jersey Senate already had their brains confiscated.

WHITE HOUSE INSTRUCTS CABINET MEMBERS TO USE COMMENCEMENT SPEECHES TO TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT OBAMACARE IS. It’s good being a Borgacrat! We take care of you from cradle to grave! We feed you! We take care of your health! We even tell you what to think! We will assimilate you! Resistance is futile!

Republican senator and liberal columnist hint at impeachment for Obama over Benghazi ‘cover-up.’ Ladies and gentlmen! Prepare for Benghazigate!

Texas blast paramedic arrested for ‘having a bomb’ just HOURS before police launch criminal investigation into the blast that killed 14. This arrest certainly leaves a lot of possibilities to the imagination.

Vampires in Ohio. Two abortion clinics closed by the state of Ohio were engaged in various medical malpractices… including stealing patients’ blood.

105 yr old Texas woman says BACON secret to long life. “I love bacon, I could eat it for every meal — and I do!” Another proud member of Bloomberg’s sh*t list.

How government wrecked the gas can. EPA regulations which sprouted out of California’s (where else?) demand to prevent spillage led to the modern gas can, a Rube Goldberg-like POS which makes it difficult to fill mowers, generators, etc, and retain one’s sanity. We personally find the new self-closing spouts aggravating and use saved spouts from old cans instead. We believe someday, old-fashioned useful gas cans will be passed from father to son like family heirlooms.

New York nanny-dictators go after the butter. School kitchen managers who defied the bureaucracy by ordering butter for cooking will receive “disciplinary letters.”

GERALDO RIVERA: MY SOURCES TELL ME BENGHAZI WAS ABOUT RUNNING MISSILES TO SYRIA REBELS. Now liberal Geraldo appears to be going after the Obama administration. Sounds like he smells a big rat and his name isn’t Ben.

IRS: Oh, by the way, we improperly targeted conservative and tea-party groups last year. Want to bet that Muslim groups like CAIR had zero audits? We didn’t think so.

Democrats actively working to undermine testimony of Benghazi whistleblower.“NBC’s Lisa Myers said this morning on TV that Democrats have been calling her to attempt to undermine the testimony of Benghazi whistleblower Gregory Hicks.” Things must be bad if they’re worried about NBC. [Video at link.]

ABC: Benghazi talking points underwent 12 revisions, scrubbed of terror reference. “…extensively edited as they evolved from the drafts first written entirely by the CIA to the final version distributed to Congress and to U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Susan Rice before she appeared on five talk shows the Sunday after that attack.” Wonder which of the geniuses suggested blaming the stupid YouTube video…

Video: The anti-fracking indoctrination rap for middle-schoolers. Want to know what the frack is wrong with education these days? Watch, then wonder why real science about frakking isn’t taught instead of brainwashing sessions?

WATCH – The Benghazi Ad That Mitt Romney Was Too Chicken To Run, Might’ve Changed Election Outcome. They should have put an answering machine message in it: You have reached the White House, President Obama is asleep because he’s going to Vegas tomorrow. At the beep please leave a message, we’ll get back to you after the fund-raiser.

Obama used moonshot astronaut as photo-op prop. “When [Air Force 1] landed, Aldrin said he was summoned to the front of the plane. But he found out it was not to talk about space policy. Instead, President Obama wanted Aldrin to emerge from Air Force One next to Obama for a photo op. The moonwalker was to be a mere prop.” Pictured below: Buzz Aldrin and an empty suit.

What difference does it make? “So if anyone wants to know what difference does it make, anyone wants to ask what difference does it make, it always matters whether or not you can trust your government. And to the families, we’re gonna find out what happened in Benghazi, and I don’t give a damn whose career is impacted. We’re going to find out what happened.”

Jersey City mayor changes story behind naked porch photo, adds ‘filthy’ twist. It just figures, another day, another sex story, another Democrat.

ANONYMOUS CBS SOURCES SMEAR SHARYL ATTKISSON.

CBS News … has grown increasingly frustrated with Attkisson’s Benghazi campaign. CBS News executives see Attkisson wading dangerously close to advocacy on the issue, network sources have told POLITICO.

CBS has absolutly no room whatsoever to talk about “wading dangerously close to advocacy” when they advocate for Obama and the Democrats 24 x 7 x 365.25. Hypocrisy at its best.

By the way, the Cleveland kidnapper is a registered Democrat. Thousands of the MSM are now thinking: Damn! Why couldn’t this be a white, Christian, Republican, Tea Party member with an NRA card?

Lie Witness News – Obama Appoints Judge Judy to Supreme Court. Here’s your low information voters. This explains how Obama got elected, eh?

http://youtu.be/R-PV41c7cPc

Pelosi: Sequestration Preventing Me from Visiting Troops on Mother’s Day. We bet there’s a whole lot of happy troops in Afghanistan right now.

Brazil police: Woman survives after husband accidentally shoots her in mouth with harpoon. Man, we wouldn’t want to be this guy once she recovers. He should pray she’s never heard of Lorena Bobbit.

Hillary Clinton’s Big Benghazi Lie. This should be a new movie titled “My Big Benghazi Lie,” starring John Goodman as Hillary ‘What Difference Does it Make’ Clinton with a cameo by Jerry Lewis as Janet ‘Fat Sis’ Napolitano. Below is Goodman as Hillary at the Benghazi hearing.

Issa Says Heads of Benghazi Panel Refused to Testify. They probably figured they would have gotten very tired invoking the 5th Amendment after every question and said hell with it.

John McCain wants to blow up the cable industry as we currently know it. “The legislation would force cable companies and satellite TV providers to give consumers an option to pick and choose which channels they get. This is called “à la carte programming’…” So we would no longer pay for crap like MSNBC and CNN and the other 90% of channels we NEVER watch? Well then, BOMBS F—ING AWAY!