I HATE THE MEDIA ™

DeGette spokeswoman doubles down on congresswoman’s ignorance. Next week she’ll probably tell us revolvers are disposable because she watched the Godfather and saw Michael Corleone drop the revolver on the ground after shooting Captain McCluskey and Sollozzo.

Shock, Consternation: Chevy Volt Sales Plummet. We’ll wait for Obama to proclaim that due to sequester government employees can’t afford to buy them, thus the sales drop.

Did Obama tell a Democratic audience that a “fully automatic weapon” was used at Newtown? According to the transcript, he suggested as much: “…make sure that we don’t have another 20 children in a classroom gunned down by a semiautomatic weapon — by a fully automatic weapon in that case, sadly.” If Obama had a son, he’d look just like Pinocchio.

Girl heartbroken after her Chihuahua named JoJo shot dead by neighbor who claims the tiny dog was attacking. The year’s not even half over and we think we have a winner for “Pussy of the Year.”

Bank of Japan to pump $1.4 trillion into economy in unprecedented stimulus. Targeting 2% inflation – of course, now other countries will now have to inflate [devalue their currency] in order for their exports to remain competitely priced. Q: Imagine a street intersection with 4 gas stations, one on each corner. If a price war breaks out, which station owner will “win”? A: The stupidest owner with the most money to lose.

NKorea’s Twitter account hacked amid tension. We bet Kim Chi is hacked-off about this today. North Korean hacker will no doubt get their Commodore 64’s out today and make a feeble attempt at getting revenge.

KRUGMAN: CALIFORNIA IN ‘COMEBACK‘! Paul’s right. They have everyone coming back to where they came from.

SHOOTING COMPETITION CANCELED OVER COLORADO MAGAZINE BAN. More people not spending their money in Colorado. That’s about 300 shooters who won’t be spending money in Montrose. Gotta love libtards enjoying the fruits of their votes.

Why Hasn’t The Media Been Reporting On Or Booking Pro-Gun Newtown Parent Mark Mattioli? All one needs to do is know who Obama is and look up sycophant. Synonyms: apple-polisher, bootlicker, brownnoser, fawner, flunky (also flunkey or flunkie), lickspittle, suck-up, toady. Related Words: yes-man; apparatchik, company man; hanger-on, leech, parasite, sponge, sponger; henchman, lackey, lapdog, minion, running dog, satellite, slave, stooge; admirer, cultist, devotee, enthusiast, fan, groveler, idolater (or idolator), worshipper (or worshiper), zealot; adherent, camp follower, convert, disciple, follower, me-tooer, partisan (also partizan), pupil, votary. Get it?

Another gun manufacturer announces it’s leaving Colorado. Colorado, the new California.

Colorado Democrat Rep. Diana DeGette Demands Ban On Gun Magazines – But Has No Idea What They Are. Evidently when she ran out of brains years ago she forgot to reload.

ICE UNION PRESIDENT: ‘DISPROPORTIONATE NUMBER OF CRIMINALS’ ENTERING U.S. No shit Sherlock! There’s a disproportionate number of criminals running the country, too!

Executive Order — Establishment of the Presidential Commission of Election Administration. We finally get something “transparent” from Obama and it appears to be a blatant attempt to rig elections for the Democrats in 2014 and 2016. Are the dim-bulbs in Congress planning on waking up before Obama outsources them?

ObamaCare’s incompetence could lead to its failure says… Time’s Joe Klein. “Sooner or later, the Republican party may come to understand that its best argument isn’t about tearing down the government we have, but making it run more efficiently.” The problem is some things are just junk and can’t be made to run efficiently, or even run at all for that matter: New Coke, Ishtar, the Hindenberg… ObamaCare.

HERE’S WHAT GOP REP. JASON CHAFFETZ FOUND AT THE U.S.-MEXICO BORDER IN ARIZONA. Now-now, if Fat Sis say’s it’s secure it must be secure, never mind reality.

MARK KELLY’S VIDEO FAILED TO SHOW HE WAS DENIED HANDGUN PURCHASE, TOO. Kelly’s really been trying to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes. We suggest he apply for James Hansen’s soon to be vacant job at Goddard Institute for Space Studies where he should fit right in telling whoppers about global warming.

ROSS MCKITRICK: WE’RE NOT SCREWED. There’s lies, damn lies and hockey sticks. More climate change garbage in – garbage out.

Leno: AP replaces “illegal immigrant” with “undocumented Democrat”. Jay Leno is the closest thing to reality at NBC – no wonder they want to get rid of him. [Video at the link.]

Slobbering Interviewer to Michelle Obama: ‘How does it feel to have a husband who is a sex symbol?’ Scientist in chief, golf, basketball and bowling star, economist par excellence, champion waffle eater and now a sex symbol! Is there anything the media won’t pretend this man can’t do?

WHERE IS THE FORMER WEATHER UNDERGROUND RADICAL WHO SPENT 22 YEARS IN PRISON FOR ROBBERY THAT LEFT 2 COPS DEAD? THE ANSWER MAY OR MAY NOT SURPRISE YOU. Education? Bah! Who needs it? You don’t need a college degree to teach these days. Just murder a few people and you have an instant professorship.

France’s former tax tsar admits having undeclared Swiss bank account. “The scandal has plunged the government into crisis. Seen as a pillar of the cabinet before his resignation, Mr Cahuzac, 60, was responsible for making drastic government spending cuts and leading the fight against tax evasion.” Sounds like he was leading that fight from behind, eh?

MUSLIMS CLAIM ‘JABBA’S PALACE’ TOY HATEFUL, LEGO PULLS FROM PRODUCTION. Depicts Muslim’s as terrorists? Well, if the shoe fits, wear it. Meanwhile we no longer wonder why none of the Lego toys come with balls. It’s rather evident no one at Lego knows what balls are.

Obama Names Himself ‘Scientist-in-Chief’: Being a convincing liar can get you pretty far in this country . . . at least as far as The White House. Largely this is because ascending to the position requires the consensus of a people far more interested in American Idol than they are in the American ideal. Science, however, carries a higher standard for success. Results matter. Metrics matter. And you can’t excel at it, or even consider yourself a part of it, if your only association with the discipline is anointing yourself its leader. To be fair to President Daft Vader this may not be his entire fault. He knows so little about anything that it is likely he is ignorant of this as well.

Malcolm in the middle. State Sen. Malcolm Smith, top contender to replace Nanny Bloomberg, was arrested this morning by the FBI for allegedly trying to bribe his way to a shot at mayor of New York City. At a news conference, federal prosecutors showed a chart of GOP co-conspirators surrounding Smith, a Democrat, whereupon U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara uttered the immortal words:

“And you have Malcolm in the middle.”

A prosecutor with a sense of humor. Who knew it was possible?

Hmm. Turns out Karl Marx was just as smelly and personally useless as his modern-day acolytes! If they’d had Cheetos back then you can bet smelly old Karl would have lived on them.