I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Climate change tops list of security threats in the Pacific says Adm Locklear. “Not North Korean nukes, not Chinese hegemonic impulses, not a re-arming Russia. Climate change.” Yep, they’re all bozos on this bus.

HOUSE GOP LEADERS: WE CAN PASS GUN CONTROL, IMMIGRATION, WITHOUT REPUBLICAN SUPPORT. Time for the Tea Party to cut the horns off of these old RINO’s and get elect someone like Rand Paul or Paul Ryan in charge. Put someone in charge with cojones and watch the Dems fold.

Former Newark Airport TSA screener says the job does little to keep fliers safe. “These are the employees who could never keep a job in the private sector. I wouldn’t trust them to walk my dog.” “We’re not any big deterrent. It’s all for show.” Well, they’re probably as good at their jobs as the Dept of Energy or Edumacation employees are at theirs.

Chinese officials find 900 3,000 13,000 dead pigs floating in the Huangpu River. Communism shows the world: yes, there is a free lunch!

AL GORE CALLS THE NRA A ‘COMPLETE FRAUD,’ BUT AL JAZEERA IS ‘HIGH QUALITY, HONEST-TO-GOODNESS NEWS.’ He should have mentioned to The Goracle that global warming is the biggest fraud of all time and inquired why the sea-level rise has about stopped and why there’s been no warming for the past 15 years. H/T StrinaM

Top ten sequester cuts to hit the White House. “1. Obama to begin drinking Poland Spring instead of Fiji water. 2. Biden’s nanny no longer paid to work weekends. 7. Lobster tails no longer permitted for breakfast. Drawn butter will remain. 9. Situation Room no longer open to B-List Hollywood stars. A-List may continue to use at their leisure.” Go to the site to read the rest or contribute yours. Bring the pain. Ouch.

Mob torches dozens of Pakistani Christian homes. Religion of peace alert!

Hypocrite! Gabby Giffords husband Mark Kelly buys AR-15 (which he called ‘assault weapon’). Gotta love liberal hypocrisy, which evidently knows no bounds.

JESSE JACKSON COMPARES HUGO CHAVEZ TO AMERICA’S ‘FIRST 15 PRESIDENTS’ — HERE’S HIS RATIONALE. Something tells us American’s first 15 presidents combined didn’t even come remotely close to ripping off the USA for $2 billion. We don’t think any of them got Sean Penn all hot and bothered, either.

http://youtu.be/ma_X_s6za-4

A storm is brewing. Euros doing the same thing over again and expecting different results: “The problem the EU faces is however that one cannot simply continue to ignore the increasing political backlash across Europe. Desperate people will eventually flock to anyone who promises them to shake off the yoke of EU diktats, and that could well lead to the baby being thrown out with the bathwater.” Ah, any storm will be the fault of climate change.

Royal Navy engineer who fought in Afghanistan told to cover up her uniform on Virgin flight in case it offended other passengers. “For 15 years she has proudly served her country as a Royal Navy engineer, risking her life in Afghanistan when she fought against the Taliban.” Sounds like someone’s got a case of hypoxia… or chronic stupid.

60,000 border and customs agents told to take furloughs. “66,000 employees responsible for securing the nation’s borders and facilitating trade will be furloughed for as many as 14 days starting next month because of $85 billion in cross-government spending cuts.” No cuts to porky stuff like green energy or presidential road trips, though. Kinda like the guy who went on a diet by cutting out meat and veggies so he could keep eating 10 boxes of Ho-hos every day.

Fed Injects Record $100 Billion Cash Into Foreign Banks Operating In The US In Past Week. If the Europeans are so smart then why do we have to bail them out? If they’re so stupid, why do progressives want to emulate them? Oh yeah, to quote Forrest Gump, “stupid is as stupid does.”

Democrat school board member is a pimp. Mike Rios was officially removed from the Moreno Valley (California) School Board yesterday after being sentenced to 14 years in prison. Sadly, the children of Moreno Valley will no longer have the benefit of his wisdom and experience but hopefully other Democrat pimps will step up to the plate. For the kids.

Bloomberg worried about private jet owners using NYC homeless shelters. “You can arrive in your private jet at Kennedy Airport, take a private limousine and go straight to the shelter system, walk in the door, and we’ve got to give you shelter.” Yeah, we have a problem where we live with private jet owners dumpster diving. But on the bright side, the Nutty Nanny says government “probably” shouldn’t force people to exercise. That’s as liberty-minded as Bloomers gets, we presume.

86-year-old World War II sniper earns U.S. Army Marksmanship Unit’s coveted black hat. First they gave him a replica of the 1903 Springfield A4 sniper rifle he used in WWII and he hit the target three times in a row from 300 yards. Then they gave him a modern Remington 700s and he hit the target from 1,000 yards. No wonder the Germans gave up on capturing Bastogne – an 86-year-old shooting that good is “Nuts!”

Obama budget delayed until April. Well, it’s hard to find time to come up with a budget when your schedule is golf,campaign, vacation, golf, golf, campaign, vacation, golf, golf, golf.

Dianne Feinstein: ‘It’s legal to hunt humans’ with high-capacity magazines [VIDEO]. Difi’s a real hypocrite. You can bet she approves the government hunting humans with drones and may be disappointed Obama didn’t get away with hunting humans with drones inside the US. If this isn’t bad enough, she then goes after Veterans!

Feinstein also said the prevalence of post-traumatic stress disorder in some military veterans is a concern.

“The problem with expanding this is that, you know, with the advent of PTSD, which I think is a new phenomenon as a product of the Iraq War, it’s not clear how the seller or transferrer of a firearm covered by this bill would verify that an individual was a member, or a veteran, and that there was no impairment of that individual with respect to having a weapon like this.”

If she’s so appalled by hunting humans we’d also like to know why the DHS is buying billions of rounds of ammunition, armored vehicles and why the Army was going to practice martial law tactics in Utah.

Special Forces AXE their plan to infiltrate Utah and tame the indigenous population…after locals complain about exercise ‘imposing martial law.’ Sounds to us like the ‘Red Dawn’ scenario will come from within.

Upmarket Jersey suburb is invaded by more than 100 VULTURES… and the only way to get rid of them is to hang a carcass upside down from a tree! Perhaps they should try hanging some dead vulture carcasses in Washington, DC., to scare the Democrats and RINOs away.

Approximately 80 percent of NYC high school grads can’t read well enough for community college. Mayor Nanny better get his rear in gear on this. If he doesn’t, who’s going to be able to read all his edicts?

Court curbs Homeland Security’s laptop border searches. While this is a small victory for the Fourth Amendment, the dissent is frankly scary as hell.

Led by Judge Consuelo Callahan, some judges dissented, saying that the government should “be mostly free from the Fourth Amendment” and that the majority opinion creates an unworkable rule.

Government should be mostly free from the Fourth Amendment? Did these boobs actually go to a real law school? Or did they get their diplomas via mail order? Who appointed Consuelo Callahan? Believe it or not, George W. Bush appointed her, that’s who. This is one time blaming Bush is real.

Chronic Condition: Why Canada’s health-care system needs to be dragged into the 21st Century. Sounds like Canada’s free healthcare system costs too much and does too little, so naturally the public wants it to cost less and do more. Maybe they should hire Nancy and Harry to “craft” a bill no one reads and fix it all up.

School confiscates third-grader’s cupcakes decorated with toy soldiers. “The mother of the student… told Fox News that the principal… called the cupcakes ‘insensitive’ in light of the recent shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School…” We think it’s proof of widespread cakeism among school employees and they should all be sent for sensitivity training to the nearest bakery.

Spoiling the “great employment news”. “According to the household survey (on which the unemployment rate is based) the economy added a healthy 170,000 jobs. However, a whopping 446,000 of those jobs were part-time jobs. Simply put, the economy shed 276,000 full-time jobs.” The excuse for this month is “sequester.”