I HATE THE MEDIA ™

This Obama fellow is vaguely reminiscent of someone else. I just can’t think of who it is. Please allow us to help.

Joe Biden says Americans aren’t allowed to own tanks… so the Wall Street Journal publishes an article about private tank owners. Turns out, not only are there private tank owners, there are private tank brokers. Next in line for the presidency – think about it.

Media outraged about “lying whore” governor being called a “lying whore.” Governor Jay Inslee campaigned on a promise to veto any tax increase. Now he wants to raise taxes. So a group calling itself Voters Want More Choices called him a lying whore and Washington newspapers are upset about the lack of civility. Notice they don’t question the group’s accuracy.

“If you’re bashful I got a snake sitting under my desk here.” Those are the words uttered by Connecticut state representative Ernest Hewett to a 17-year-old girl testifying about a science program that helped her become more outgoing by handling snakes and turtles. Ernest is a Democrat (of course) but remember: it’s Republicans waging the war on women.

Dennis Rodman “won’t apologize” for “my friend” Kim Jong Un’s murderous regime: “We do the same thing here.” Yep, all the North Korean over-exposed celebrity and sports useful idiots who come here say the same thing.

Bloomberg booed at annual St. Patrick’s Parade in storm-ravaged Rockaways. The proles expressing dissent – which used to be the highest form of patriotism – for Mayor “No Soda For You” and his operation? No doubt his chair bearers will be explaining, “No Mr. Mayor, they’re yelling “BOOmberg! BOOmberg!”

Karl Rove: GOP needs to rebuild by selecting more diverse candidates and avoiding those who are too offensive. So, let us see. The guy who’s screwed up the Republican Party and lost the last two elections is now going to tell us how to unscrew it? Laughable to say the least. RINO!

Bloggers were paid big money to write about Malaysia. While others point accusatory fingers and call them sellouts, we here at IHTM just want to say… isn’t Malaysian model Ling Tan beautiful? (There’s more where that came from, Malaysia. Call us.)

Maddow supporters caught using fake Twitter accounts to boost her show. “This is done to get her show “trending” on Twitter. The Twitter software deems a hashtag, like #maddow, “trending” if it gets a certain number of mentions in a period of time.” It’s not astro-turf, we’re sure all the members of the wildly popular Coffee Party love her show. And they all use the same words to say so:

Confession: I yell at my TV while watching Rachel #Maddow talk about filibuster reform in the same way most people do during football.—
Ayesha Moosa (@sexyayeshamoosa) February 23, 2013

JPMorgan gold vault linked by tunnel to New York Fed gold vault. Hmm, if there’s any chance government gold has been “leaking” through that tunnel and exiting through JPMorgan’s front door, it might explain why the Fed doesn’t want those piles of gold bars audited. Just sayin’.

Polls show opposition to ObamaCare is on the rise again. “February’s Kaiser Family Foundation health tracking poll puts opposition to the law at 42 percent and support at 36 percent; in Kaiser’s November poll, 43 percent said they supported the law and 39 percent opposed it.” Well, the naysayers are wrong; ObamaCare is wonderful because SHUT UP!

HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT DISARMS GUNMAN…GETS SUSPENDED? Just when you think teachers and administrators can’t possibly be any stupider, voila! Is this National Stupid Teacher month? This kid should be getting an award not a suspension. H/T to DRB.

Employees: Obama donor in process of buying up and ‘destroying’ America’s top pro-gun media outlets. Sounds like another libtard who doesn’t like the First or Second Amendment to apply to the public, just them.

Boy, 7, suspended for shaping pastry into gun, dad says. Ahhhhhhh! A machine-tart! Run! No wonder the US is dumbed down. We have morons teaching.

Documents reveal US Marshals using spy drones. Global warming solved! Every two-bit government agency wants them. Soon so many will be flying around that the sun won’t be able to get through!

Wheelchair-Bound Girl Remains Trapped In Apartment 4 Months After Sandy Hit: This story is clearly a lie. Obama personally swam in and saved each and every victim of post tropical cyclone Sandy often times performing mouth to mouth and breastfeeding blind baby seals as was needed. Obviously the unpatriotic, dangerously divisive and hate filled racists over at CBS News hired arch villain Bob Woodward to compose this slanderous hatchet job for them.

Obama: “I Am Not A Dictator; I’m The President”: We think President Executive Order doth protest too much.

“Download this gun”: 3D-printed semi-automatic fires over 600 rounds. Looks like Obama isn’t only motivating massive gun sales. He’s motivating swift changes to firearms manufacturing technology. Over 10,000 people have downloaded the cad file.

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Politico Misquotes Its Own Story to Push Obama Narrative on Sequester. Politico. A big reason we hate the media.

Teenager ‘must eat’ half a stick of DEODORANT every day after bizarre addiction takes over her life. Finally! Someone who’s shit doesn’t stink.

Chicago public schools will start sex education in kindergarten. Yet more statism and an opportunity for further indoctrination and brainwashing. Let’s not worry that little Johnny can’t read, or that every time he adds 2 + 2 he comes up with eleventy. It’s much more important to tell innocent 5 year old’s that their pee-pee is for something else, why little Becky wants to be little Joey, why little Annie has two mommies and why little Micky has two daddies. We wonder if they’ll have ’em putting condoms on bananas before nap time?

Maxine Waters says sequestration will cost 170 million jobs. That’s approximately 20 million more than the entire U.S. labor force, many of whom are already unemployed… so apparently sequestration is really really bad.

Alabama passes school vouchers for students at failing schools. And the Dems are agin’ it: “Rep. Mary Moore, D-Birmingham, as she was leaving the House chamber threw her hands over her head and shouted, ‘Welcome to the new confederacy where a bunch of white men are now going to take over black schools.'” Slavery is now defined as the ability to choose a better school for your child. Don’t tell us, ignorance is strength, right? Mr. Orwell, call your office…

Al Qaeda publishes “Ten Most Wanted: Dead or Alive” list. Otherwise known as the “Ten Heroes of Western Civilization” list.

US INCOMES DROP THE MOST IN 20 YEARS. This is exactly what Obama planned. Remember, according to the Liberal Dictionary, downwards is heading towards prosperity, upwards is bad, forward means backward and backward means Republicans.