I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Gallaudet University fires diversity officer for being too diverse. Diversity is fine, apparently, as long you are diverse in a politically correct manner. Signing a petition favoring heterosexual marriage is going way too far.

Former Obama advisor: Our foreign policy is a mess — especially in the Middle East. “Brooks offers a devastating set of suggestions to improve the situation…: 1) Get a strategy 2) Get some decent managers 3) Get people who actually know something 4) Get out of the bubble 5) Get a backbone.” Would be a LOT easier just to get a new president. You don’t need a diplomat to know which way the wind thru Obama’s ears blows.

Good news: Interior Department creating their very own climate-change committee. No idiot bureaucracy “…can ever be really complete without it’s own personal council of green-energy-promotin’, climate-change-science-pushin’ environmentalist types…” Because our economy is not screwed up enough yet.

CA official whose agency under-reported unemployment stats was Obama campaign donor. Remember last week when the BLS reported jobless claims had fallen by 30,000 to 339,000, their lowest level since February 2008, and the media/left was cheering the “good news”? But later on, we found out that California had under-reported jobless data, skewing the results? Well, just by coincidence, the head of that agency that made this boo-boo also happens to be an Obama donor. Unexpectedly.

The most elegant explanation why AlGore is an idiot that I have ever seen.

Beckel On Romney Poll Lead: ‘It’s Over.’ To quote Bob Dylan: “It’s all over now baby blue.”

Obama, Oy Vey! American Jews Finally Have Had Enough. They’re finally figuring out Obama is a schlock, schlemeel, shmendrik, schmuck and that his spiel is not that of a mensch.

Obama to John Stewart on Benghazi: “If four Americans get killed, it’s not OPTIMAL.” What would be optimal is if his stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure administration is put out to pasture come January.

Chicago blacks say Democrats are “clueless about how mad they’ve made black folk” in the last year. “Black people are angry that unemployment is so high in places like the Southside of Chicago and that Obama’s been ‘looking for votes from illegals by giving Mexicans amnesty’ and thus taking away jobs from black people.” Backfire.

The complete list of President Obama’s taxpayer-backed green energy failures. Now contains A123! Just think, if a Republican were president the media and the lefties (we know, same thing) would be whining about how many children could have been fed with that money.

Whoopi Goldberg pretending to be a journalist… is just embarrassing. She asks Ann Romney how she can be First Lady and talk to “mothers whose children are coming home in bags, you know, from wars,” since “I believe that your religion doesn’t allow you to go fight.” “No, that’s not correct,” replied Ann. Any more questions, numbskull?

Zumba hooker getting a rise out of Kennebunk. Why is it, whenever a prostitution ring is busted, there’s always a politician involved? And what do you bet Zumba classes across the nation are getting an influx of new male members?

Britain’s High-Tech Thought Police.“What country has just sentenced a man to eight months in prison for wearing an anti-police t-shirt, and another man to three months in prison for telling an ‘abhorrent’ joke on Facebook? Iran, perhaps? China? No, it’s Britain.” Mr. Orwell, call your office.

Romney opens up 6-point lead over Obama as campaigns hunker down in swing states. 51% Romney – 45% Obama. Well, that should tell you who won the first two debates.

Moving the tariff thread over from the tips thread. If you’d posted on it, copy your posts over, and then feel free to chime in on the subject: Slap China with a tariff? Why or why not?

It all began with Alien saying: “Romney said he’d label China a currency manipulator, which would grant him authority to hit them with tariffs. Love it”…

John Kerry says he needs an exorcism. We agree. We’ve felt that way since 1971.

Obama’s Female Debate Coach Complained About ‘Hostile Workplace’ at White House. Sounds like Obama must have binders full of men.

#fail: Electric car battery-maker A123 Systems has filed for bankruptcy. “The president of the US, Michigan’s former governor, the state’s two U.S. senators and the U.S. Secretary of Energy promised thousands of jobs from a company that in a mere two years went bankrupt. Despite a bankruptcy or buyout predicted by outside observers, the company continued to reward its top executives while laying off most of its workforce.” Crony capitalism is not capitalism.

Luntz focus group unloads on Obama after debate. “I was not undecided between Obama and Romney. I was undecided between Romney and not voting.” “…Can’t take four more years of the same.” The way Obama’s going, he could turn California and Massachusetts into swing states.

Handpicked panel of undecided voters breaks hard For Romney. Interesting that when the public sees Romney as he is, unaided by the MSM’s “reportage” and the Obama campaign’s smears, they prefer him to an empty chair.

Luntz Focus Group Member on Obama: He’s been bullsh*tting the public for 4 years. He’s a focus group member and he’s sure got things well focused.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pn2BnJadXag

Maddow: “The best debate of Barack Obama’s career as a national politician.”: For once Madbrow gets it right. The Candy/Barry tag team had the best debate of their careers. And still lost.

Biden claims he played on the University of Delaware football team. He didn’t. He made the claim during a campaign stop in Ohio where they take football kind of serious, so the lie probably didn’t help his cause. For Joe’s sake, we hope he doesn’t follow up with jokes about hairless nuts.

Obama walks away from question about Clinton’s Benghazi blame. “Is Hillary to blame for Benghazi?” puts him on the spot: “yes” makes him look weak and weasely, “no” will confirm to people that he’s responsible. Well, maybe Hillary has outplayed the 11-dimensional chess master, after all. Excellent.

FLOTUS: Reach out to “knuckleheads,” tell them to vote. From one bunch of knuckleheads to another.