We ARE the 91%: only 9% of Americans cooperate with pollsters. People don’t answer their phones, and if they do answer they often hang up and refuse to cooperate with pollsters, and many of the few that do cooperate lie to them. It comes down to only 9% of sampled households actually respond vs. 36% fifteen years ago. But yeah, these polls are guaranteed accurate. We’ll see. UPDATE: Link to article fixed. There is an article there worth reading, not just the image. My error.

Calif Dairies Going Broke Due to Feed, Milk Prices. Those cows and their owners aren’t so happy these days.

PIC: Gas Prices? Exxon Station Punks The Public On ObaMao’s Massive Gas Price Increase! ‘The Days of Wine and Cheap Gas.’

Obama’s Fourth Recovery Summer Ends – with no recovery. Perhaps instead of “Forward” his campaign motto should be “Downward?”

Hamas cracks down on saggy pants. Finally something we can agree upon with Hamas.

How the ObamaMedia Faked Obama’s Growth in the Polls. Oversampling? These polls sound like global warming computer models. Garbage in and the result we desire out.

Charismatic Henrique Capriles giving Hugo Chavez a run for his money. The elections are this coming Sunday and not only does Capriles look like a serious threat to beat Chavez, he promises to stop giving Venezuela’s oil to Cuba and stop the cozy relationship with Iran. The most worried man in Venezuela? Capriles’ life insurance agent.

CA shuts down fifty-year-old burger joint for having counters “too tall.” Hey, California has fallen to 3rd worst state unemployment rate (after Nevada and Rhode Island) so they hafta fight like mad to regain the lead. We wonder if former Dallas Cowboys star Ed “Too Tall” Jones would be allowed to play in California…

41 million Tea Party supporters set to vote. “The AP/GFK poll shows that 31% of likely voters consider themselves Tea Party supporters… That 31% of likely voters figure is greater than the 19% who described themselves as either strongly or somewhat liberal.” Vote like you mean it this year, it could be your last chance.

Katie Couric voted Worst Reporter in History of Man. She barely edged out Dan Rather. Apparently the voters forgot about The Wall Within, which puts Rather in his own league.

Real objective of the Benghazi attack may have been US intelligence operations in North Africa and the Middle East. The ambassador’s murder may have been collateral damage. Is the Benghazi operation is linked to some bigger strategic outcome which we can only guess at? Well, until they play their next card, it’s all his fault…

Obama blocks Chinese purchase of US wind farms. What is up with this? Perhaps the Chinese didn’t donate enough to the Obama 2012 campaign?

Faced with Information Age problems, Obama offers Industrial Age Solutions. Tech companies are working on self-driving cars while Obama pushes high-speed rail. He’s stuck in the 1930s – just leave him and his party there and let the rest of us go on without them.

Storm clouds: The looming Obama recession. “…the deteriorating economic situation is the result of Obama’s policies… massive stimulus, auto bailouts, cash for clunkers, ObamaCare, Dodd Frank,.. If you were intentionally trying to trigger a recession, you’d be hard pressed to come up with more effective policies.” Yeah, but he’s so likeable, who cares if he’s driving us over a cliff?

California to offer State-Managed pensions for the Private Sector. Businesses with 5 or more employees that don’t offer pensions or 401(k)s will be required to contribute 3 percent of a worker’s salary to a retirement account. Having the California kleptocrats “manage” your pension is like having Otis the Town Drunk manage your liquor cabinet. Luckily the Gold-digger State doesn’t need to worry about job creation or anything like that.

FCC Chair Defends Regulations, Calls FCC a ‘Cop on the Beat’: And then there is this from our friends over at the FCCCP. Which begs the question. If their conclusion isn’t that unsanctioned expression is criminal why then would there be the need for a ‘cop on the beat’?

Obama eCard for Women: ‘Can I Borrow $18,000 to Help Pay for My Birth Control?’: Since we’ve no interest in running their lives it would be the merest of kindnesses for them to extend the same courtesy. Unfortunately this is not likely to happen. At least not so long as they maintain this notion that it is our responsibility to earn the money while it is their privilege to spend it.

Joe Scarborough mocks Romney for something that didn’t happen. First Thomas Roberts, then Chris Matthews, now Morning Joe. Let’s call it The Week Of Stupid at MSNBC. Or not… “every week at MSNBC” would be just as accurate.

‘That’s B*******!’: Whoopi Goldberg loses her cool with Ann Coulter during race row on The View as she claims ‘liberals never cared about black people.’ Yet another case of a liberal with no argument calling people names, better known as an Alinsky Moment.

http://youtu.be/p5yxx2cs8tk

Leno: “We wasted four years waiting for Obama to do something about the economy.” Au contraire, as they say in the land of the 75% tax rate. Obama DID do something about the economy, he made it frigging WORSE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-em0Aqv81g

Bad optics: Woodward says Obama “disengaged”, CNN commentator says “View” appearance “foolish.” Forget 3 AM, Obama can’t be bothered answering a 3 PM phone call. He’s not even “phoning it in”, he’s having some staffer text it. It’s getting so bad, even the media is noticing. [Note: Woodward video at the link.]

Obama’s approval rating mirrors 2010. “For all of the wishful thinking in the mainstream press about President Obama’s positioning 40 days before this election, Obama’s approval rating looks remarkably similar to what it was on this date in 2010 – shortly before his party lost a historic 63 House seats and 6 Senate seats.” We’re sure that’s just a coincidence.

Democrats darken photo of Mia Love for campaign mailer. This is the opposite of what the media did with Trayvon Martin’s photo. According to liberal reasoning, lighter is good, darker is bad, so this should hurt the Republican’s chances of getting votes. But remember, conservatives are the racists.

Matt Damon anti-fracking movie financed by oil-rich United Arab Emirates. It’s always a conundrum for Hollywood leftists when their anti-Americanism collides with their anti-capitalism. For Mr. Damon the issue was resolved by using foreign oil money to create a propaganda film attacking the energy extraction method which threatens to make America energy independent.

Sample problems with current polls: the resistant Libertarian/Tea Party voting bloc. “The sample in polls has become more Democrat leaning because those red hot angry Libertarian/Tea Party voters (who are strongly anti-big government and therefore anti-Democrat) are ducking the sampling.” One pollster said recently that only 9% of the people they call participate in his poll, an all-time low. There’s could be some big surprises in store Nov 6.