I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Oops! New Orleans prosecutor ‘drops a JOINT in court…in front of police officers.’ I smoke 2 joints in the morning, I smoke 2 joints at night, I smoke 2 joints before sentencing, I’m an effing hypocrite.

Hillary to Issa: You should reserve judgment about Benghazi until … November; Update: Feds received “about a dozen” intel reports pointing to terrorism within hours of attack. Here’s another gift to Mitt Romney we’ll bet he ignores. We bet this isn’t even mentioned in tomorrow’s debate. Chirp chirp chirp.

Judge blocks Pennsylvania voter photo ID law. Evidently when the bailiff said “all rise” when the judge entered the courtroom, he was talking about dead voters.

Ben Affleck: Republicans ‘had a chance’: Ah yes. Sage political analysis from the guy that though making Gigli was a good idea.

ABC’s Stephanopoulos Leads Post-Debate Media Spin for Democrats: A recent comment here on I Hate the Media has suggested that “Obama will try to sneak in a teleprompter in his back pocket” An interesting suggestion. But we are not altogether certain there is room enough in his back pocket for a teleprompter . . . not with all of the mainstream media already having set up residence there.

Authorities: Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs. We’re waiting for some greentard to arrive at the conclusion this is a green solution to N. Carolina hog farms importing grain from Brazil. Feed ’em dead bodies. Then you don’t have to import grain or waste space burying people. Kind of like soylent green for hogs.

Yeah, we’re helpful like that…

Poll: Plurality say polls biased for Obama. “Some 42 percent of voters surveyed by Daily Kos and SEIU believe pollsters are manipulating their sample sizes to benefit the incumbent president, while 40 percent do not. An additional 18 percent said they were not sure.” And you wonder what the number would be if it weren’t the Daily Obama and the SEIU calling.

Romney’s garbage man blasts him in new political ad. Criticizes Mitt for “not caring about garbagemen.” Crash and burn: Romney once played undercover trash collector while campaigning for Massachusetts governor: “…a lot of us don’t think garbage men are worthy of notice; I disagree – anyone who works that hard deserves our respect.” And they do get paid, don’t they?

The New Left Fascists. “In the 1930s, when the Nazis were taking power in Germany, brownshirt storm troopers regularly terrorized Hitler’s foes, shouting them down when they spoke, vandalizing their messages, and even physically threatening them. We are rapidly approaching the same situation, not due to a resurgence in ‘right-wing extremism,’ but because of the Left’s increasingly positive attitude toward thuggery.” Guess all that blather about “civility” was just another attempt to suppress their opponents’ opinions, eh?

Obama Didn’t Save the Auto Industry: He Took Away 2,200 Dealerships and 120,000 Jobs. He saved union jobs. The bond holders, the dealers and everyone else can suck hind tit.

New Homes For California Veterans Sit Empty As Taxpayers Foot Bill. Sounds more like Jerry Brown and his Sacremento clown circus are abusing veterans to increase the pressure to vote for Jerry’s tax increases. More disgusting antics brought to you by the California Democrats. Here’s Channel 5’s video.

http://youtu.be/NgHMsAjDP7E

Thieving octopus displays remarkable skills on camera in South Africa. Looks to us like politicians evolved from thieving octopi.

How the media will cover Wednesday’s presidential debate. Based on the history of the enemy legacy media, it’s pretty easy to predict. Too bad we can’t sneak a ringer from Univision into the televised tingle fest.

A dangerous new world of drones. Looks like we have government drones running aerial drones. Skynet is slowing changing from fiction to reality.

U.S. gov’t employees among top campaign contributors to Obama. “…gov’t employee and their families have thus far contributed $396,550 …making them one of the top five… U.S. State Department and their families have, by themselves, contributed $213,256…” They must all be fans of “The View.”

The truth about polling. The way they do it, it’s really not that scientific: they basically assume the 9% of people that talk to them represent the population at large. It’s kinda like saying 85% of people who go to a Lady Gaga concert love it, thus 85% of the country will love it. He also predicts roughly how the election will go based on D/R turnout. Rasmussen says the norm is D+2 to D+4 so things look better for Romney than our media enemies will admit:

D+ Obama Romney
D+8 53 45
D+7 52 46
D+6 51 47
D+5 50 48
D+4 49 49
D+3 48 50
D+2 47 51
D+1 46 52
even 45 53
D-1 44 54

Rappers have angry fight at BET Hip Hop Awards. Rick Ross (pictured above) and Young Jeezy got in a shoving match backstage… probably not because Mr. Jeezy was jealous of Mr. Ross’s sexy physique. Then a bodyguard went to the parking lot, got a gun out of his car, and started firing. The show resumed shortly afterward because, hey, this is hip hop we’re talking about, not the MacArthur Foundation.

Amazon under fire over Nazi death camp puzzle: The furor is over a puzzle that “that recreates the crematorium at the Nazi death camp of Dachau”. So this sounds like a pretty disgusting thing. But we would like to take a moment to point out how the Jewish people are reacting over it. There are no be-headings, no explosions, no murders . . . tellingly there have also been no apologies from Obama. We’d also like to point one other thing out. As disgusting as this puzzle is it worries us less than the folks doing everything they can to bring about yet another holocaust to the Jews.

Buying Reelection on the Taxpayer’s Dime: More like trillions of our dimes.

Justin Bieber vomits on stage: Apparently the Biebster feels the same way about his “music” that we do.

Hopkins Doctors Grow New Ear On Woman’s Arm: Unfortunately doctor’s can’t yet grow a new brain in Obama’s head.

Sea Ice Sets All Time Record High. The mainstream media’s response? Chirp chirp chirp chirp. The sound of crickets.

Hugo Chavez says he’d vote for Obama. “The Venezuelan leader called Obama ‘a good guy’ and said if the U.S. president were a Venezuelan, ‘I think … he’d vote for Chavez.'” Another guy with a man-crush on Obama. Funny, he looks a little like George Costanza, too. Fidel’s gonna be soooo jealous. BTW, is this really news to any of you out there? Anyone? Bueller?

Seinfeld star: I have a “man-crush” on Obama. We’d suggest using the decision-making method Alexander’s character, George Costanza, once espoused on the show: take whatever your first idea was and do exactly the opposite.