I HATE THE MEDIA ™

US credit rating cut by Egan-Jones… again. “Ratings firm Egan-Jones cut its credit rating on the U.S. government to ‘AA-‘ from ‘AA,’ citing its opinion that quantitative easing from the Federal Reserve would hurt the U.S. economy and the country’s credit quality.” Well, that didn’t take long. Good going, Ben & Barry.

A deafening silence over Sinai. “During this month, Egypt first violated the cardinal principle of the Israeli-Egyptian peace treaty by remilitarizing the Sinai, and then announced plans to spend a significant chunk of the international aid it is seeking on state-of-the-art submarines rather than its shattered economy.” Obama’s genius is about to defenestrate the Carter Presidency’s sole highlight.

Spiegel: “Obama’s Middle East Policy is in ruins.” Funny, over here US journ0lists are telling us it’s Romney’s campaign that’s in ruins. “The West must be tough on terrorism. And it must show that it can differentiate between rabble-rousers and peaceful Muslims.” Racists. BTW, check out this map of current Muslim protests throughout the world…

Four arrested in connection with attack on U.S. Consulate in Libya. “Those arrested were not directly tied to the attack, Monem Elyasser, the chief aide to Prime Minister Mustafa Abushagur, told CNN by telephone.” Hey everyone, scapegoat for dinner tonight!

Arab Fall becomes anti-US blowback as “turmoil” spreads to Morocco, Sudan and Tunisia. “…the anti-American revulsion, which started on September 11 in Egypt and has since taken Libya and Yemen by storm, is spreading like wildfire.” (Note: add Lebanon.) Hey, if a country explodes in the Middle East and no joun0lists hear it, is it still Romney’s fault?

Shock Report: Obama Administration Was Warned of Embassy Attack But Did Nothing. Frankly Scarlet, we’re not shocked at all. In fact we’d have been shocked if they’d done something.

US Identifies Anti-Muslim Filmmaker Blamed for Attacks: Funny, they’re more worried about a guy shooting movies than they are about the guys that shoot anything that moves.

Prominent members of Chicago Black Community confirm: those closest to Obama know there is no second term coming. Blacks will not vote for Romney, they’ll just stay home: “Count on black turnout to be at 2004 levels, not 2008 numbers… Without blacks voting at 2008 numbers, Obama loses Ohio, Florida, North Carolina, and Virginia with no hope of making up those numbers with other groups. It’s as simple as that.” Can’t hide the decline.

Obama’s terror “touchdown dance “is over. “It is true that Osama bin Laden is dead, but that creditable action hasn’t ended the Islamist threat. The president has lost his way in the Middle East and is too full of self-regard to acknowledge the problem.” In the age of hopeless change, it’s always 3 AM.

FLOTUS: Obesity “absolutely” greatest threat to National Security. The huge fat deposits that clog the cranial cavities of our “leadership” are the biggest threat of all.

Taxpayer fights Solyndra for $535 million. Well? Someone has to do Attorney General Eric Holder’s job while he’s busy hiding Operation Fast and Furious documents.

Federal Reserve announces open ended QE III. “Open-ended”, like a “bottomless pit”: the program will “buy bonds until the economy improves.” Well, this crap has given us 3 “summers of non-recovery” already, maybe Helicopter Ben is now trying for a “fall of disaster” or such. Voltaire said “Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value-zero.” Zero – in honor of Obama.

Marines guarding US Embassy in Egypt not permitted live ammo? “Ambassador to Egypt Anne Patterson ‘did not permit U.S. Marine guards to carry live ammunition,’ according to multiple reports on U.S. Marine Corps blogs.” “…reports indicate that the Obama administration was relying on Egypt’s new Muslim Brotherhood-backed government to ensure American security…” WTF????

Big Gulps beware! New York City approves large sugary soda ban to take effect six months from now (complete with $200 fines). We predict soon NYC will be prohibition redux. Speakeasy’s all over the city will be serving illicit big gulp sodas instead of bathtub gin. In the 20’s it was the Volstead Act, in the 2012’s it will be known as the Mayor Nanny Bloomberg Act.

NBC chief foreign correspondent blasts Obama’s “Egypt not an ally” statement. “If we’ve lost Egypt as an ally, Engel asks, wasn’t supporting the effort to overthrow Hosni Mubarak a huge mistake?” Now you’re starting to get it, champ – a day late and a trillion dollars short.

U.S. poverty rate remains at 15 percent. Must be those endless summers of recovery kicking in.

Martin Dempsey responds to Muslim violence with tough talk. Tough talk for Pastor Terry Jones, that is. The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff called the Florida pastor and begged him to withdraw support for the online film causing Middle Eastern Muslims to attack U.S. installations. Here’s the important question: How did this pencil-necked little sissy get to be our top military officer?

MSNBC host: ‘Who’s More Dangerous, the Supreme Leader in Tehran or Netanyahu?’. And the answer is: Obama!

Gas prices top $8 in New Jersey and Pennsylvania in Lukoil protest… over $4 above the national average. Guess what made Obama smile today?

Obama said, “We reject all efforts to denigrate the religious beliefs of others.” Really? Including Piss Crucifix? Including The Davinci Commode? Including Good Christian Bitches? Including Larry David urinating on a picture of Jesus? Including The Last Temptation of Christ? Including Monty Python’s The Life of Bryan? Now don’t get us wrong. We don’t want to censor anybody. We love the 1st Amendment. We just love it in a way that the President does not. In a way that applies to all equally, fairly and without two faced hypocrisy. But what else would you expect from a man who has devoted much of his life to the belief that some are more equal than others.

Tomorrow- Barack Obama Film Trailer: We’re not sure what this is. Although there is a great likelihood that what made a loser out of Timothy Leary had a lot to do with the *ahem* “creative process” and why someone actually thought this was a good idea.

http://youtu.be/w-HMPO3qRjs

Is Obama himself responsible for 9/11/12 attacks? “…[Obama’s] campaign slogan is ‘GM’s alive and Osama’s dead,’ or something like that. They’re ramming it down the throats of Islamists all over the world. In fact, in Egypt at the embassy yesterday, the protesters were all shouting, ‘We’re all Osamas, Obama.'” Yeah, the Ditz-o-crats have been spiking the ball on OBL (because that’s their only touchdown in the last four years.) Makes more sense than anything the MSM has said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G85-FEnbZ9M&feature=player_embedded#!

Hmmm… did open mic capture press coordinating questions to Romney? “I’m just trying to make sure that we’re just talking about, no matter who he calls on we’re covered on the one question.” We wonder how anyone can hear any of the “reporters'” questions with their heads so far up Mr. Obama’s Barack.

Attack on US ambassador planned: report. “US officials are increasingly suspicious that the murder Tuesday of the US ambassador to Libya Chris Stevens and three other American officials was not the result of a protest against an anti-Islam film, but instead was a coordinated terror strike timed for the 11th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks.” Better tell the jackasses on MSNBC, they’re already calling for a show trial of the filmmaker.

White House declines Netanyahu request to meet with Obama. If you hadn’t heard about this because you were focused on the awesome results of President Plastic Jebus’s work in Egypt and Libya (all his, by the way – these countries were relatively stable when Bush left office), you may have missed the fact that BO refused to meet with the leader of our one real ally in the region because his schedule is “full”. Awesome.