Paul Ryan exaggerates his marathon-running prowess: Although by orders of magnitude less than Barry exaggerated his government-running prowess.

Chuck Norris’ dire warning for America: Those who ignore the warnings of history are doomed to repeat it. While those who ignore Chuck Norris are just doomed.

Exclusive: Full secret agenda of the Democrat National Convention!
12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA – Nancy Pelosi
12:55 am Barack Obama ACCEPTS NOMINATION, GRAMMY, AND TONY AWARDS
1:15 am THE TRUE STORY: HOW I KILLED BIN LADEN – Barack Obama
1:25 am Max Baucus SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM
1:30 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
Go there and read the rest… It beats watching (unless the Obama sand castle washes away completely.)

How Clinton plans to upstage Obama at the DNC. Bill Clinton will give the prime time speech nominating Obama for a 2nd term: “If I were the president,” one of these insiders told me, “I’d wake up at night in a cold sweat wondering what surprises Clinton is going to come up with.” Expect to see “damning with faint praise” raised to an art form.

Group says it found 30,000 dead North Carolinians registered to vote. Evidently Chevy Volts are no longer the favored transportation mode for North Carolina Democrats going to the convention. It appears they’ve switched to hybrid-hearses.

40 Clint Eastwood Quotes Illustrating the Obama Years. Whoever did this gets an IHTM high five. Perhaps Romney’s campaign slogan should be “Right turn Clyde.”

New Obama slogan has long ties to Marxism, socialism. Next time around he’ll be referred to as Comrade Obama. Forward…..off the cliff into oblivion.

‘EASTWOODING’ INSPIRES NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY ON MONDAY. Want to voice your opinion about Obama? Put an empty chair on your front lawn tomorrow.

Late-night talk shows can’t get enough of mocking Clint Eastwood’s empty chair: Not surprising. When you’ve spent as long in Obama’s back pocket as these fellows have it isn’t the empty chairs you come to fear.

Obama Advisors Cannot Say We’re Better Off After Four Years Of Obama. If BS was money Plouff and Axelrod would be worth eleventy- billion dollars.

Should Jason Biggs lose Ninja Turtles cartoon gig over sexual assault comments against Janna Ryan?: We’re not convinced that Nickelodeon could find a better man for the part. After all Jason Biggs is a cold blooded mutant and while he might not be able to breathe through his butt he can certainly talk out of it.

Stephanopoulos: No Bias in Media: We’re not especially surprised that George Stephanopoulos hasn’t noticed any bias in the media. It is something that is a might bit hard to see when your always starting at people’s knees.

Obama speech to soldiers met with silence. This must be what they meant when someone coined the phrase “the silence is deafening.”

World Bank: Food prices up 10% around the globe …thanks to ethanol. Yes libtards! You’re saving the world from global warming! Never mind we’ll all starve to death long before global warming is ever a problem. Or is this one of John Holdren’s plans?

Heavy rains wash away “Mount Obama” in Charlotte. “A torrential downpour that struck Charlotte on Saturday afternoon damaged the Mount Rushmore-style sand sculpture bust of President Obama — an ominous beginning to what many fear is a plagued convention.” A fitting metaphor and with any luck, a prediction.

Lumber tax approved by Assembly in early morning nailbiter. The idiocracy in Sacramento strikes again. Way to stimulate the new housing market idiots.

DNC Erecting Creepy Giant Obama Sculpture. This should really be made from 15.5 tons of bullshit.

DOJ Targeted Public Library for Lending E-Books ‘Inaccessible’ to the Blind: Apparently the Justice Department is really into this sort of thing. We’ve even heard that Eric Holder himself personally affixed braille sights to each and every gun he gave to the Mexican drug lords.

Chick-fil-A ‘Tastes Like Hate’ vandal won’t be charged: D.A.: And so it would seem that some victims of ‘hate crimes’ are more equal than others. Tastes like corruption.

The Last Stop On The Right’s Crazy Train: Wayne Besen may not defend what you’ve said, and he will certainly not defend your right to say it . . . opting instead for the ever popular alternative of slyly implying that those engaging in “speech crime” should be arrested. But hey, at least when guys like this are in charge of the fascist crazy train you can be sure that it will arrive on time.

House panel probing stimulus cash for MSNBC ads. “A House panel is calling on the U.S. Department of Labor to turn over all records involving a half-million dollar contract funded through President Obama’s $831 billion stimulus program that paid for more than 100 commercials on MSNBC touting a ‘green jobs’ initiative.” Being a bunch of rabid Obamunists has its rewards, it appears.

From the “No shit, Sherlock” department. Journalists in Tunisia say the new Islamic government is clamping down on their right to free expression. Welcome to Obama’s Arab Spring, suckers.

The Obamas Already Preparing for Move to Hawaii in January 2013: Hyde Park neighbors talking about Chicago house being sold soon. Put us back on the plane yeah oh, Back on the choom gang.

Voter fraud and the collapse of Democrat registration in Florida. “A conspicuous lack of enthusiasm for Obama can only go so far toward explaining this. If it indicates how large a percentage of the Democrat vote has been illegitimate…” Not as much hanging chad this time around.

Obama planning Hillary-for-Biden VP swap? Some people still think so, even though HC is currently attending talks as far away as humanly possible from the convention. Is her trip halfway around the world just a diversion to cover the real plan? We shall see.