Obama: I was too busy doin’ stuff to explain my wonderful policies. The excuse-maker-in-chief is back again with another variation of his “messaging problem” whine. Yeah, if he didn’t have time to explain anything, what the hell was he talking about during all those prime time speeches that pre-empted CSI? Golf?

”Sixty percent of Milwaukee’s black voters have disappeared.” Obama voters seem to be disappearing. NPR attributes it to the collapse of the housing bubble – foreclosed former homeowners moving to other places. We wonder if there could be other explanations… after all, ACORNs usually don’t fall far from the tree, do they?

Nothing scares Obama like truth. The Boston Herald is throwing MSNBC under the bus. Anoather signal Obama is in deep doo-doo come November.

Carney: Obama planned his Louisiana visit before Romney announced his. For those not old enough to know this, a habit the old Soviet-era apparatchiks had was that no matter what one brought up – electric lights, television, cars – they would counter with “We invented it first!” We note that without comment, readers can draw their own conclusions.

The condensed liberal handbook of Racial Code Words. The sign’s not actually it but it will serve if you don’t have time to read the article. Michelle’s version includes words like “Chicago” and “golf.” So what does one say if President Failure Teleprompter is playing golf in Chicago? We’d suggest “attending a fundraiser in Joliet” but those will certainly soon be racial code words as well, eh?

Al Gore calls for an end to the Electoral College. When the Democraps think they’re losing, they call for rule changes that favor them. We’d like to suggest an end to dead people voting. Shove that up your carbon emitter, Al.

Obama follows Romney to Louisiana. Is this what Condoleezza Rice meant during her DNC speech when she said “we cannot lead from behind?”

MSNBC Producer Accused of Attacking Chris Matthews Heckler Over ‘Tingle’ Taunt. More liberals showing the love. We have a sneaky suspicion many of them are wife-beaters.

‘This shouldn’t happen anymore’: White man beaten to a pulp in public square for dating African-American woman in Georgia. Sounds like the KKK is now being run by liberal Democrat African-Americans. Must be some of that ‘change’ Obama speaks of.

A big car for a big star: Arnold Schwarzenegger suffers a delayed mid-life crisis as he buys a $250k monster truck! The Governator turns into the Hypocriteanator.

The wettest and now the COLDEST! Britons left shivering as temperatures plunge to -2C … as we braved the chilliest summer’s night for 40 YEARS. Sounds like the UK is enjoying those hot August nights. 28 degrees Fahrenheit? Brrrrrrrrr. Must be that global warming again.

Chris Matthews lied about where he lives… so he could appear more racially sensitive. “But I go back to living in D.C. all these years. I’ve lived there 40 years, a black-majority city…” said Mr. Thrill-going-up-my-leg. But actually he lives in exclusive Chevy Chase, Maryland (1/2% black), and D.C. isn’t majority black anyway.

“Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it.” Clint Eastwood put on a skit using a prop of an empty chair and teleprompter to ask an invisible President Obama “a couple of questions.” If Clint had brought along an empty suit, it woulda been just like Obama was there in person.

Donkey kills mayor. One question: if a donkey kills a Republican, is that a hate crime?

Michael Moore: Practice the words ‘President Romney.’ We never thought we’d hear that line come out in between hamburger bites.

Sandra Fluke, Debbie Wasserman Schultz crash GOP convention. Sounds like Mike Huckabee wasn’t kidding last night when he said: “But the only hitch in an otherwise perfect week, was the awful noise coming from the hotel room next door to mine. Turns out it was just Debbie Wasserman Schultz, practicing her speech
for the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte next week. Bless her heart.”

Matthews to Rice: You meant to go after birthers with your speech, huh? Priceless. Chris Tingles asks Rice a stupid question about “birthers” – she totally ignores it and responds to an intelligent question he didn’t ask. [Video at the link.]

Fired Yahoo bureau chief: Sorry for my inappropriate “joke.” Yep, the fellow who said Romney “would be happy to party with black people drowning” is now apologizing for making a “joke”… or was he apologizing for being a joke? Whatever.

Food Stamp Usage up 64% in Last Four Years, Cost up 114% in Same Period; SNAP Charts, Facts and Figures. Well, this certainly made us SNAP. Must be Bush’s fault again. We’ll make sure to ‘thank’ the President for his economic recovery this November.

JOHN KERRY IS A ‘CORPORATE WIFE.’ A real life case of what’s good for the goose must also be good for the gander.

This might explain the 2008 presidential election. A shocking new study in the weekly science journal Nature suggests the human species is deteriorating genetically, becoming less fit, less social, and less intelligent every year… so maybe “Obama/Biden” should be spelled, “Q.E.D.”

Democracy Corps – James Carville & Stan Greenberg’s polling outfit – has Romney up 16 points with independents. “If Carville and Greenberg have it right (and many other polls show Romney way up with Indies), it can mean only one thing: Democrats are being oversampled [in most MSM polls], and grossly.” As another bunch of political street circus performers once said, “Hide the decline.”

Reporter: Romneys ‘Happy to Have a Party With Black People Drowning’:We noticed this phenomenon during Katrina. This inexplicable belief, by so-called journalists, that hurricanes selectively cause harm to people based on race. That hurricanes can somehow identify people based on that metric and then distribute their destruction accordingly while leaving those of other races alone and unmolested. It would appear that reporter David Chalian is a beleiver in this notion. It would also seem that he has never been a firsthand witness to the devastation these things can bring . . . and just how well they spread the annihilation.

Hillary Clinton plans to be out of the country during DNC. Attending talks in the Cook Islands, China, and the Russian city of Vladivostok. When you know a stinkbomb is about to go off, it’s best to get as far away as possible. Too bad the Space Shuttle has been retired, eh?

Hilarious New Twitter Hashtag: #negrospotting at the #RNC. The post-racial President Obama hilarity just keeps on coming. Race cards anyone?