I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Nike to sell new LeBron James sneakers for $300: Three hundred dollars for a pair of sneakers? Someone better call Michelle Obama. By her standards those are fire sale prices.

Madeleine Albright campaigns for Obama: We’re going to blame Bush ‘forever’: One more time and the Lady Albright will have tied the broken clock’s record.

Federal Auditor: 2,527 DHS Employees and Co-Conspirators Convicted of Crimes. Perhaps they’re operating on the theory of it takes one to catch one?

Obama cancelled bin Laden mission THREE TIMES… after getting cold feet. See that worried looking guy slumped over in the photo? He cancelled the mission in January, February, and March. Hillary finally forced him to make a decision in May.

Obamacare’s 18 New Tax Hikes. Hear the snap of that rubber glove? It’s the sound of your new Obamacare proctologist who will soon be telling you to bend over and cough up your wallet.

Obama campaign spent more than it raised in July.. What else would you expect? This is standard operating procedure for the Obama administration and the Democrats. Always.

GM Recalls 249,260 Mid-Size SUVs For Door Fire Risk. Government Motors builds another hot car. It’s a company that’s really on fire.

Uncooked bacon left at park where Muslims were celebrating Ramadan is a hate crime. Whereas a crucifix suspended in a jar of urine is art. And not just regular art mind you. Art of such high caliber that it must be subsidized by the taxpayer . . . regardless of their opinion or religious persuasion.

OVER 700,000 INVALID VOTER REGISTRATIONS FOUND IN CALIFORNIA. Well, this could certainly explain why certain libtard California politicians keep getting elected over and over again.

Augusta National Golf Club admits first two women. They’re both Republicans: Condoleeza Rice and Darla Moore, a former employee of the Republican National Committee and current partner in a Bain-like investment firm. Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Wasserman Schultz are at the end of a long waiting list rolled up and hanging on the wall in the men’s room.

Limbaugh: Hit The Road Barack [Parody] Romney’s new campaign song?

http://youtu.be/kS3h5yPuYX4

Robert Gibbs Confirms Existence of Obamacare Death Panels. Nothing to see here. It’s just a faster way to redistribute grandma and grandpaw’s wealth to the IRS.

The amazing story that didn’t happen. In the midst of his embarrassing and unpopular three-day campaign trip to Iowa, as President Obama’s bus was waddling out of Marshalltown, there was a little girl with a lemonade stand by the side of the road. He didn’t stop.

Shock poll: Obama could lose Illinois. It ain’t looking so good in many of the other 56 states either.

Former union boss at Occupy event: Our goal is to ‘overthrow the capitalist system and build communism: It must be wondered why -when government involvement in the economy has been doing a fine job of overthrowing capitalism for decades- this fellow is so interested in destroying the current state of central economic planning in order to replace it with another state of central economic planning. But that is the thing about revolutionaries. Most often they are not about changing the power structure. Just the persons at the top of that power structure. This man wants a throne.

Squatters and pigs wrecking Nazca lines. They’ve built shacks and settled on the UNESCO world heritage site in Peru, threatening the delicate and mysterious geoglyphs many UFO buffs think are landing directions for alien spacecraft. Some people want them evicted, but others say the aliens aren’t coming back anyway… they’re staying in the U.S. because Obama gave them amnesty.

Book: Obamacare law designed to unionize 21 million health care workers. After Obamacare kicks in you better get SEIU tattooed on your ass the next time you’re hospitalized or your nurse may be too “busy” on break when you start gasping for air.

Did you know you can now be arrested for walking your dog in the Islamic Republic of Canada? The US isn’t the only place that’s going sharia nuts. We didn’t know “offending Islam”was one the law books there or here.

Two men killed, 14-year-old wounded in overnight shootings. “At least 30 people have been shot since 6:20 p.m. Friday, 7 of them fatally.” They call it the windy city because of the breeze created by all those bullets whizzing by all the time. Yes libtards, gun control laws sure work!

NEWSWEEK COVER: Obama Must Go! Does anyone need more proof the anointed one won’t be reelected?

Biden not a ‘liability’ despite recent gaffe, says Obama campaign. In other news the Obama campaign say Charles Manson should be released because he’s not a threat to society.

‘WE DID BUILD IT’: SMALL BUSINESS OWNER TAUNTS OBAMA MOTORCADE. To emulate some of our über-liberal vistors this translates to: Up Yours Obama!

City Watch Los Angeles: California is on the way to becoming an enormous version of Detroit. We suggest all those libtard Hollywood stars and producers immediately put their money where their big mouths are and pledge all the proceeds from their next 10 movies to the California State Treasury. After all, how could we ever live without the Blueberry Commission?

Feds move to strike lewd details from Homeland Security sexual-discrimination lawsuit. Evidently according to the DOJ, defendants are now supposed to go to court sans evidence. Well, they’re too late, it’s all over the internet, including here.

Before Shooting: Southern Poverty Law Center Put Family Research Council on ‘Hate Map.’ Sarah Palin puts little x’s on her map and the MSM waste no time blaming her and conservatives for the Gabby Giffords’ shooting. Liberal shooter? Hate map? Southern Poverty Law Center? Well, enjoy listening to the crickets because you won’t hear anything from the MSM!