I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Dowd: Romney and the neo-Neanderthals: Given the quality of Dowd’s writing we feel that a standard of proficiency rising to the level of neanderthal is something this hack would do well to pursue.

Liberal and conservative voters applauding ‘2016-Obama’s America” movie. We vote Obama gets an Academy Award for Best Villain in a Reality Show.

The Editor and the Administrator saw 2016 today. It was a beautiful, sunny afternoon here at IHTM Intergalactic Headquarters, so we told Mrs Administrator and Mrs Editor that we were taking them out for a delightful lunch and a movie. They, of course, assumed we were going to see The Expendables or the Bourne Legacy or some other Hollywood piffle. Instead we took them to see Dinesh D’Souza’s 2016. The theater was packed. The audience were charged up. When it ended, the audience gave it an ovation. Then the Administrator stood up and hollered, “Now get out and vote”, and he was given a similar ovation. Go see 2016 for yourself. It’s all built around Dinesh D’Souza’s interesting theory about what drives Obama.

STORY THE MEDIA WON’T TELL: OBAMA IS LOSING. Long story short? To quote Abraham Lincoln: “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”

Astronaut Neil Armstrong, first man to walk on moon, dies at age 82. Neil Armstrong takes the final giant leap. We remember watching the first Moon walk on TV in awe. May God bless you Neil Armstrong.

 

“Republican” In Obama Ad Is A Democrat. Fake voters, fake Twitter followers, fake birth certificate, fake social security number and now fake Republicans. Is anything about Obama real? Perhaps he should run as the Faux President.

Obama calls Biden ‘an outstanding’ vice president in message on Twitter. Outstandingly dumb?

OBAMA REJECTS PRO-LIFE CATHOLIC CARDINAL’S BENEDICTION AT DNC. So, why did he reject the Cardinal? Muslim-in-Chief? Doesn’t want the Cardinal raining on the DNC abortion plank? Communist radicals don’t want no stinkin’ religion at the convention? Or?

What Liberals Don’t Understand About Ayn Rand: What liberals don’t understand is there is no vice in being “selfish” with what is yours. Only in being “selfish” with what is not.

FBI PROBING BOY-TOY HIRE BY N.Y. ASSEMBLYWOMAN. The Cronycrats strike again. She might have gotten some Weiner for free if she’d called Anthony.

Obama’s Fake Twitter Followers. 18.8 million followers? Seems about 70% of them are fake. Someone at Obama Campaign HQ is probably saying: Damn! If they could only vote!

New documents reveal Obama administration ‘cooking the books’ to achieve record deportation numbers. Yes folks, the most transparent administration in history lies again. Do they EVER tell the truth about anything?

Hollywood bailing on President Obama and the Democratic National Convention. “The thrill is gone, The thrill is gone away, The thrill is gone baby, The thrill is gone away.” So is the tingle.

Senator Famous for Joking About Rape Campaigns for Obama, Biden. It is not surprising that a man as pathetically unfunny as Al Frankin would make disturbing and unfunny jokes about a topic as grave and serious as rape. Just as it is not surprising that the Obama/Biden campaign would employ this callous, hate-filled man in their never ending war against women.

Analysis of election factors points to Romney win, University of Colorado study says. More good news.

Bain Capital documents are published online, offering new insight into how Mitt Romney made his fortune. Almost 1,000 pages? Following Nancy Pelosi’s rules, we’ll have to vote for Romney before we can read it. Sorry Dems! You lose!

Most smartest President ever can’t spell Ohio. Looks like Barry is a couple tracks short of an intercontinental railroad.

Joe Biden claims he’s had sex with three presidents. We’re not sure which claim is most impressive: Wilt Chamberlain saying he’d had sex with 20,000 women or Joe Biden claiming he’s had sex with three Presidents. But at least now we know why Biden came out (pardon our choice of words) in favor of gay marriage.

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What’s race got to do with it? Paul Ryan’s black ex-girlfriend becomes a campaign issue. That’s because the race card is the ONLY card Obama has in his deck of 57 cards. One for each state.

Texas official warns of Obama civil war. We personally think if Obama ISN’T reelected it could be a real problem. The left loves to riot and tear up stuff. Look at OWS. We could envision a gigantic temper-tantrum if O loses to Romney. The other way around, not so much.

Report: ACORN Never Went Away, 174 Offices Still Open For Fraud. With the Obama administration the nuts dollars don’t fall far from the tree.

GOP Convention is gonna be great this year.
They even got a clown.

So THAT’S the problem. The Justice Department has been actively recruiting people with “severe intellectual disabilities.” Seriously. This is not a joke. So maybe all the bizarre and stupid actions of the Justice Department under Eric Holder are not because he hired BAD people… maybe it’s because he hired STUPID people.

LaHood: ‘I’m very proud’ of DOT stimulus spending at $738,000 per job [VIDEO]. For that price they could have at least given each worker a golden shovel so they’d be ready.

Greedy corporatist Russell Simmons is getting rich off the backs of the poor! A recent article on Russell Simmons (here at IHTM) got us thinking . . . what are the chances that Russell Simmons anti-corporate rhetoric is a lot of hokum poised to gain him favor and standing in the estimation of the naive and ill informed? As it turns out the chances are pretty good. But on the bright side we have learned a pretty good lesson here. And we now finally understand how exactly it is that rich people get even richer off the backs of the poor. Russell Simmons does it by using his influence and cache to convince the financially incompetent to eschew the responsible path and choose a fee-laden pre-paid card so that he can get his grubby -but well manicured- fingers on a percentage of their paychecks, tax returns and *ahem* “benefit” checks. But we’re not that surprised. Russell Simmons is just another greedy one-percenter who doesn’t put his money where is mouth is . . . rather he tries to put your money where he figures your mouth should be.

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