Eighth-grader chastised at school for having picture of military brother on binder. Another episode of Idiots in Education. No wonder California is so far down on the list. If it was her LBGT brother in a pink tutu we’d bet it would have been just fine with this moron.

Muslim Brotherhood has ‘started crucifying opponents of new President’, claims website. Well Obama and Hillary, it sure looks like it was a great idea to throw Mubarak under the bus. Now we have the religion of peace crucifying people they don’t like. One more reason Obama should be ‘crucified’ at the polls in November. Next up? Syria? Iran? Both?

Like MSNBC, CNN Ignored Poll Showing 74 Percent of Americans Support Showing Photo ID to Vote. Rumor has it the Obama campaign has been handing out newly developed Obama 2012 blinders to their media lapdogs. They come with rose tinted lenses and are scented to cover their own stink. These unique blinders only come with the right side blocked so reporters can only see to the left.

California Sales Tax Revenues Nosedive By 33.5%. We wonder if Las Vegas is taking bets on the date California files for bankruptcy?

This Angry Black Man. No snark from us. Here’s an interesting perspective from a woman who knows what she’s talking about when it comes to issues like Touré’s language.

Morning Bell: Obama Edits Official State Department Documents to Tout Himself. Propaganda 101. Somewhere in Hell, Joseph Goebbels is smiling and having a cigar. We won’t say which end it’s in.

Biden’s ‘good friend,’ donor receives $20M federal loan to open foreign luxury car dealership in Ukraine. This administration is so corrupt they don’t even make a feeble attempt to hide their cronyism. Corruption is the only thing their transparent about.

No Criminal Case Is Likely in Loss at MF Global. This doesn’t surprise us. Disgust? Yes. Surprise? No. We wonder how much of almost $1 billion got ‘bundled’ for Obama’s reelection campaign? Nothing to see here! You can always get a job as a Walmart greeter so you don’t have to eat dog food in your retirement.

In Harvard essay, young Michelle Obama argued for race-based faculty hiring. Yes, let’s not elect hire anyone based upon their qualifications. Kind of sounds like how her husband got elected.

Biden sent home to Delaware to start weekend early. Rumor has it the White House is advertising for 5,000 rolls of duct tape on the FedBizOps website.

MSNBC’s Touré: Romney engaging in ‘n*ggerization’ of Obama. Sounds like Touré may have Tourette’s Syndrome. The N-word? Oh my! Imagine the outcry if Romney or Ryan had used this term.

White House says Obama will stick with Biden as running mate. AKA: Stuck on Stupid 2.0.

Exploding toilets prompt recall, lawsuit. Maybe Bill Gates IS on to something!

Barack Obama narrowly avoids a family feud after suggesting his dog Bo has more charisma than his mother-in-law. Obama finally tells the truth about something after all this time and now he’s in big trouble. We wonder if Michelle or her mother have requested Barack Cojones Flambé for dinner tonight?

Obama: I don’t think anyone would suggest I’ve tried to divide the country. He’s wright, no one’s suggesting that, they’re saying it flat out.

Is Today the Day? Obama meets with Biden and Clinton in the Oval Office. Is Obama going to take Sarah Palin’s advise to dump Biden and run Hillary for VP? Tune in the next episode of As the White House Turns.

Former SEALs and CIA operatives to launch campaign blasting Obama over leaks and bragging over bin Laden death. Bragging is one thing. Leaking top secret information that trades lives for votes is not what a sitting or past President does, it’s an act of desperation, it’s the act of a sleazebag.

Joe Biden’s greatest(?) hits! Selecting personnel does not appear to be Obama’s strong suit. Then again, it isn’t immediately obvious Obama even has a strong suit.

“Crumb And Get It” Business Owner to Biden Visit: You’re Not Invited. Stand up guy! Besides who wants to lose $25k like the beer guy at the fair?

DHS sex scandal widens; ICE chief goes on leave. “DHS has gone from angrily denying that it has a sex scandal, to putting government workers on ‘voluntary’ leave.” What is the DHS been up to? Allegedly, this: “’She then looked at his crotch and asked, ‘How long is it anyway?’ according to the affidavit.” Good thing a GOP president isn’t in office or our esteemed MSM journ0lists would have permanently stained every pair of underwear they own over this by now.

Did the Southern Poverty Law Center incite today’s shooting at the Family Research Council? “A security guard at the Family Research Council headquarters in Washington, D.C., was shot in the arm by a gunman who sources said expressed disagreement with the conservative group’s policy positions.” “In November 2010, it [the FRC] was designated a ‘hate group’ by the Southern Poverty Law Center.” Well, it’s not “hate” if you hate someone that the self-styled hate police designate as a “hate group”, right?

World’s dumbest high-tech billionaire at it again. Hard on the heels of his New Mexico climate experiment and his failed 2009 giant-tub proposal for stopping hurricanes, Bill Gates held a “Reinvent the Toilet” fair in Seattle. He wants a better toilet for developing countries that don’t have running water. Here’s a crazy idea, Bill: why not just give the poor slobs running water?

Ryan Speaks in Colorado. “…he spoke about Natural Law and the origin of rights to a campaign crowd, and they got it. In fact, along with his discussion of energy independence, it was one of the two high points of the event. I can’t remember when I’ve seen a candidate address a mass audience at such a high level and pull it off. But he did.” He musta promised them free cheese, too, right?

Cal State U: Hey, we can’t afford to accept grad students from California! “Budget cuts made the system… unable to afford residents’ heavily discounted education… But nonresident students, who pay considerably higher fees, remain welcome, at least at some campuses…” Socialism: everything’s free but the shelves are always empty. Eleventy!

Sununu to CNN host: ‘Put an Obama bumper sticker on your forehead.’ Poor Soledad O’Brien. First caught using a libtard website in an interview and now this. She probably has an Obama 2012 tattoo on her butt anyway.