I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Owner complains Obama’s beer tent stop cost him $25,000. We’re at the point where if we could only limit the havoc wrought by the Light-drinker on each of us to $25K per head, that would be an improvement.

Rural Utilities Create Zero Jobs Despite $47 Million in Stimulus Funding. Yet more proof this was a stimuless and their new motto should be yes we can’t.

National Weather Service Follows DHS In Huge Ammo Purchase. Uh huh. Nothing to see here, they’re just going to use it to shoot holes in clouds to make it rain.

BIDEN IN 49% BLACK DANVILLE, VA: ‘THEY GONNA PUT Y’ALL BACK IN CHAINS.’ Sorry, this is so disgusting for anyone to say, much less the Vice President of the UNITED State of America, that we don’t think snark is even remotely appropriate. Democrats, busy playing divide and conquer. We pray they fail.

Study finds voter fraud nearly nonexistent. “Researchers looked at the 2,068 reported cases of voter fraud since 2000.” Key word? Reported. We call BS! This is like taking a study of how many speeding tickets were written nationwide since 2000 and claiming that’s how few people actually speed. We all know that’s there’s way more people out there who never get caught speeding than get ticketed.

Biden tells Virginians “With you, we can win North Carolina.” The video caption says he was speaking at “The Institute for Advanced Learning and Research.” We surmise devising ways for Virginians to help Obama win North Carolina is one of the advanced research topics they’re working on.

Detroit store offers students new pair of NIKEs for showing up at school. The store will “…give away a free pair of black leather Nikes to every student who comes to class on Oct. 3, the day when students are counted and their numbers used as the basis for per-pupil funding from the state and federal government.” But the culture is not dysfunctional or anything.

Whistle-blower, documents: Ill. state workers forced to attend Pelosi, Jesse Jackson Jr. event on taxpayer dime. Ah, more of Mayor Rahm’s good old Chicago values rearing their ugly head. Time for a Chick-fil-A.

DHS Purchases Massive Explosive Nitrates – Scrubs History. Well, as if 1.5 billion rounds of ammo weren’t enough, now they’re buying bomb material. Oklahoma City 2.0 just before November anyone? I know, I need my tin foil hat, 2 Prozac and good nights sleep.

Prepping for Civil War: DHS Set to Purchase Up to Another 750 Million Rounds of Ammo. Either someone’s paranoid, something’s up, or they’re all awfully bad shots.

WE SURE DO NOT NEED THIS! 25 BILLION LOSS!. Government Motors, the gift that keeps on screwing.

Solyndra agrees to $3.5 mln employee layoff settlement. Tax dollars. The gift that keeps on giving.

Well it looks like you guys are going to have to do with out me for a while. My wonderful wife (whom I will not be referring to as Mrs. Hooker) is in the hospital right now preparing for a very blessed event. Thank you Editor for letting me make this post. And thank you IHTM family for letting me share my happy news and excitement with you!

Obama: “Chicago is an example of what makes this country great.” Mmmm, like high taxes, looming bankruptcy and crappy machine politics that spawn empty-suit pseudo-god politicians? Great.

Obama: “A New Vision Of An America In Which Prosperity Is Shared”: A quote that reminds us just a little bit of the Marxist rhetoric attempting to convince labor that they are owed a larger portion of profit than management because without their effort the product has no value. And it is a delicious temptation to the gullible and uninitiated. . . right up until the point where labor realizes that under the new regime all reward is collective and to expect any individual benefit from one’s labor (which is after all the property of the community) is bourgeois, counter-revolutionary and subject to a punishment that is even worse than their new normal of squalor, starvation and an early brutish death. So if it all the same to O Duce we will be keeping our prosperity. After all we are the ones that earned it. Not the Obama corporatist cronies. Not the Obama tax-eating voters. And not the Obama Vacation-Industrial-Complex.

Axelrod: Priorities ad doesn’t blame Romney for woman’s death. “’I don’t think anybody, anybody believes.. that Gov. Romney can be blamed for the death of Mr. Soptic’s wife,’ Axelrod said Sunday. ‘And, frankly, I don’t think the ad says that either,’ he added.” Hey, Obama killed the Delphi workers’ pensions and some of them probably died afterwards… but we’re not blaming him for those deaths, either.

First lady: Obama’s “not Spider-Man.” “Barack can’t do it alone,” she said, according to a White House transcript. “He’s not Spider-Man. He’s not a superhero; he’s a human.” Well, he is venomous so we could see how folks might be mislead into thinking he’s spider-like.

Dirty Harry’s clean energy cronyism. “Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) has been working to secure sweetheart deals for Chinese green energy firms, according to reports. Reid…has been ‘pulling strings behind the scenes’ for months on behalf of ENN Mojave Energy, a Nevada subsidiary of the Chinese-owned ENN Group.” Show us your tax return, loudmouth.

Photo of President Obama removed just days after book exposes agenda to eliminate suburbs. “A photo of President Obama was suddenly pulled from the website of the group Building One America, whose goals were documented extensively in Stanley Kurtz’s book ‘Spreading the Wealth: How Obama is Robbing the Suburbs to Pay for the Cities.'” Kruglik, the head of Building One America, is the same guy who hired Obama as a community organizer, another radical association the MSM lapdogs couldn’t be bothered to find.

Partially famous girl tv-star branded a racist after dressing up in Muslim veil and posting snap on Twitter: This one gets the double face palm. First for all those people out there willing to implicitly confess to a very ignorant belief that Muslim is a race. Secondly for the girl not smart enough to claim that she was actually make fun of certain sects of Orthodox Christians . . . and then sitting back as the accolades for her “wit” her “bravery” and a pretty fat grant from the National Endowment for the Arts came rolling in.

Activists say civil liberties have eroded under Barack Obama’s presidency. Yes, Obama’s a constitutional lawyer all right. Just that his specialty is eroding it. We know, it’s somehow Bush’s fault.

Romney/Ryan haul: $3.5 million in 24 hours. Show them the money!

Romney, Ryan together on “60 Minutes” tonight. We hate to advertise for 60, but we bet many ITHM readers will want to watch.

Fisker Karma hybrid EV ignites in parking space as owner returns from grocery run. We now have to ask which is a hotter car? The Volt or the Fisker? Anybody got some marshmallows?

http://youtu.be/uWTgnzZbYtU

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz: I don’t know if priorities USA is made up of Democrats. Talking about Priorities USA Super-PAC, the folks who brought you “Politicians Who Are Not Obama Cause Cancer.” Pssst, Debbie… not only are they Democrats, but we hear you are one too! But don’t tell anyone, the Party would rather people didn’t realize that.