I HATE THE MEDIA ™

What’s up with the name Harry? First it was Harry Reid accusing Romney of not paying taxes for ten years. Now it’s Harry Belafonte saying that Romney’s election will mean the end of civilization. What’s next? Harry Potter saying Romney cheated on the Hogwarts entrance exam?

WHITE HOUSE INSIDER On Paul Ryan VP Pick: ” Obama Just Sh*t Himself “. Uh-oh. Sounds like someone’s mom jeans must have a load in them.

Paul Ryan Turns Electoral Map Redder. Note California, with 55 electoral votes, home of bankrupt cities and home of the bullet train to nowhere is solid blue. Libiots.

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan the Go Back Team. Well, it didn’t take Obama long to put up the first Ryan smear piece on his website. The lead in? “Romney and Ryan want to take us back to the failed, top-down economic ideas of the past.” Amazing hubris from a President presiding over the the largest debt the US has ever had.

The colossal disappointment/gregarious drunk ticket vs. the Adult/Adult ticket. A former Democrat kinda likes the Ryan pick: “His [Ryan’s] coolness under fire may evoke real hope. Hope based on solutions, not emotionalism and denial. The hope will be akin to the moment …an alcoholic walks into a gregarious AA meeting and realizes its neither a cult or a church.” Awesome.

Hermosa Beach (CA) meter maids making nearly $100K? We gotta think bullet train conductors will pull down at least $500K, more if CA actually builds the bullet train. Hey, it’s only taxpayer money – there’s more what that came from!

ROMNEY TO ANNOUNCE RUNNING MATE SATURDAY IN VA. Here we go! Who’s betting on whom? FYI It’s 9AM EST. Now we have to get up at 6AM on a Saturday. uck-fay.

Texan college bans pork from cafeteria over obesity and cancer concerns. Has Mayor Nanny Bloomberg moved to Texas?

EXCLUSIVE: Meet Obama’s slumdog sibling, the hopeless drunk from a Nairobi shanty town who is the President’s BROTHER. George Obama is a drunk, Barack Obama is a Choom Gang pothead. Same last name, different way to get stoned. We expect any day now this will be deemed proof why pot should be legalized. Smoke pot and you’ll become an anarchist President one day.

Sterilization of 15-year-olds without parental consent? Obamacare: it’s in there. As of August 1, it is mandated that health insurance provide free sterilization services to “all women with reproductive capacity” which means any girl who has begun menstruating. Shoot, forget about 15-year-olds. A 12-year-old could qualify.

Superpower denied? Why China’s “rise” may have already peaked. “How a toxic mix of economic, demographic, environmental, political, and international challenges could end China’s ascent.” Well, don’t tell the China fanboys like Tom Friedman, they think the Chinese crony-capitalist model is just Peking-ducky.

Now that really IS crossing the line… Road crew paints yellow strip over raccoon carcass. Well, if there ever was a case for paying bloated salaries and benefits to government workers to ensure they get the cream of the crop, this is it! /snark

Why Asset Forfeiture Abuse Is on the Rise. So, next time a lesbian cop pulls us over while we’re eating a Chick-fil-A sandwich will she seize our car for forfeiture? Seems like its getting about to this point in some places.

A Simple Proof That The 1930s Were Hotter. Simple? No! We need to justify spending billions upon billions so we can use complicated phony climate models to self-perpetuate the global warming myth and get more money!

Janet Napolitano-run DHS treated male staffers like lapdogs, federal discrimination lawsuit charges. “A blistering federal discrimination suit accuses agency honcho Janet Napolitano of turning the department into a female-run ‘frat house’ where male staffers were banished to the bathrooms and routinely humiliated.” It’s OK, they’re Democrats. Nothing to see here.

NASA’s brand new “green” planetary lander crashes on takeoff. That’s bad news for NASA, but what do they expect when eco-fraud James Hansen is their most famous employee? Stuff that works?

For unpaid college loans, Feds dock Social Security benefits. “Many of these retirees aren’t even in hock for their own educations.” Student loan debt is like a zombie, it never dies. Our advice: nix cosigning loans for little Johnny to get a degree in Transgender Marxist Dance Studies unless your name is Buffet.

Could Obama balance the budget by getting the wealthy to pay their “Fair Share”? The short answer is “no.” But the self-interested pols pretend this is the case because “…most of our politicians just want to keep the party rolling as long as humanly possible so that they can keep getting voted back into office. And that goes 3.2 trillion for Barack Liar Obama.

Officer’s Chick-fil-A comments investigated. Well, we hope they’re not surprised at the slow response if they ever radio officer needs assistance.

California school district will spend $1 billion to borrow $100 million. Poway Unified School District is down by San Diego. Pretty soon it will be down at the heels thanks to this decision.

Florida prosecutors “accidentally” release Zimmerman’s college records. Now we know the poor sap flunked a course and was put on academic probation. So much for privacy when you’re a regular guy disliked by liberals. Meanwhile, five years after Barack Obama started running for president, we still haven’t managed even a peek at his college transcripts.

Obama: Let’s repeat the “Auto industry bailout success” with every industry. Better we repeat the 2010 election with every Democrat, especially the top dog-eater.

Complete absurdity in Greece: ECB prints Euros to give to Greece to make interest payments to ECB. “At the moment, a Greek default is being fought off from week to week — and politicians are trying to duck responsibility.” Euro-zombie!

Pelosi “swears” spirit of Susan B. Anthony spoke to her in White House. She and Harry are both hearing things now, must be contagious. Or maybe it was just the spirit Jackie Daniels talking. Seriously, we believe you Nancy, just like we believe the spirit also told you to STFU.

Please make sure that you are sitting down and that you have taken your blood pressure medication before viewing this chart. This is AKA seeing how the Democrat voter base increases.