I HATE THE MEDIA ™

UFO Sightings Are More Common Than Voter Fraud: It seems to us that an organization comparing voter fraud to UFO sightings has the most to gain from the former of these phenomena. That the organization forwarding this spurious link is Mother Jones only serves as an iron-clad confirmation of our suspicions.

Boston Mayor Menino was at ribbon cutting for city-subsidized mosque that teaches “death to gays.” Well, it doesn’t sound like they are opposed to gay marriage so Menino has no reason to “keep them out,” we surmise.

Boston mayor Menino says he can’t actively block Chick-fil-A. ” I’m the mayor of Boston and I get elected to make my opinions known.” Really? Once upon a time, mayors were elected to run city governments, not to pass gas. Look at the record… Nanny Bloomberg, Rahm and this clown’s cities are going to hell while they are busy making their opinions known instead of doing their alleged jobs.

Top Immigration officials describe border chaos resulting from Admin’s Amnesty policy. You didn’t build this mess… Obama did it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb2_3R6oHSQ

You didn’t build that… Obama helped! Gee, we hope he doesn’t lose patience with us for posting this.

Does Obama Think U.S. Soldiers Use AK-47s? From the article: “Obama told the audience that “AK-47s belong in the hands of soldiers, not in the hands of criminals.” However, the U.S. military does not generally use the AK-47″ It is not surprising that Obama would not be familiar with the weapons our military uses. After all he is only the commander in chief. It is also not surprising that he would be familiar with weapons used by so many criminals. After all has served as a personal arms dealer to a great number of them.

REVEALED: Corzine’s MF Global Was Client of Eric Holder’s Law Firm: Does this administration’s corruption know any bounds?

Hotel replaces Bibles with ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’: From a certain perspective this makes an awful lot of sense. After all if you’re going to have hotel art on your walls, you might as well have its literary equivalent in your drawers.

Scientists shoot holes in latest NASA Greenland hysteria. Sounds like they’re late. Someone evidently has already shot some holes in the heads of some NASA scientists. Might be a few holes in those satellites, too.

Carney Refuses To Identify Capitol Of Israel Twice In White House Press Briefing. Did he refuse or was he unable to? We’d bet he and the Obama administration think Israel’s capitol is located in the Gaza Strip.

EDITORIAL: U.N. gun grab flops. Everything the UN does flops. It must be in their charter.

Obama Holds First Cabinet Meeting Since January. Looks like Obama finally had a lull in vacations, campaigning, fund raising and golf.

Rahm Emanuel rejects Chick-fil-A, then welcomes Louis Farrakhan. Leave it to Drudge to highlight liberal insanity. First we read that Rahm and an alderman are trying to keep Chick-fil-A out of Chicago because the restaurant chain’s owner expressed a preference for heterosexual marriage. Then we read that Rahm is welcoming a vigilante army of Nation of Islam thugs to patrol the streets. The whole mess can be summed up with the words, “This is where Obama came from.”

Vegan doctors demand milk be BANNED from school lunches. Here we go with another case of tyranny by the minority whack jobs.

Stealing Virginia and maybe the presidency. If it looks like voter fraud and smells like voter fraud it most likely is voter fraud.

New NBC/WSJ poll shows Obama +6… using a D+11 sample. “This poll has nothing to do with reporting the state of the race, it has everything to do with convincing the left that president Obama is not in the trouble he is in.” Well, that’s basically all the MSM is good for these days.

Obama has no patience for “you didn’t build that” attacks. “I have to tell you, I generally have patience with what the other side says about me, that’s a requirement of this job,” Obama said during a $5,000-per-plate fundraiser… “The one thing I do have no patience for is this argument that somehow what I’m criticizing is success… I want to promote success,” Obama said. Yep, the mooch-in-chief who’s never had a real job in his life is just the guy to promote success.

DOJ: Family Can’t Run Their Business as CatholicsFrom the Article: William, Paul and James Newland and their sister, Christine Ketterhagen, who together own Hercules Industries, have no right to conduct their family business in a manner that comports with their Catholic faith. The federal government can and will compel them to either surrender their business or to engage in activities the Catholic faith teaches are intrinsically immoral. The Obama war on freedom marches on.

Moore: “This Must Seem Odd To People In Other Countries That We View Our Constitution As If It Was Written By God Himself”: As opposed to Moore and his ilk, those that treat the Constitution as if it had never been written at all.

Geithner: “Economy Is Not Growing Fast Enough. Unemployment Is Very High.” However this is not a mea culpa on the part of one of America’s most powerful tax cheats. Rather it is an invitation to steal even more money from the middle class in order to pay off Obama cronies and buy the votes.

LA City Council tells 762 marijuana dispensaries to close immediately. If nothing else this should immediately improve the air quality in the Los Angeles basin.

‘I heard Indian people eat with their hands still’: Oprah faces backlash in India over dinner remarks. Oprah’s first meal in India appears to be a foot inserted into her mouth. We hope she used the correct hand.

The election and the race card. Looks like Obama’s brain washing machine is set to large load and spin already.

Rahm: “Chick-fil-A Values Are Not Chicago Values.” Chicago has values? Rahm, you could have fooled us!

Failing Downward. “Even by Keynesian standards Obamanomics is an embarrassing flop — yet its only solution is more of the same.” Sounds like all those golden shovels for those shovel-ready stimulus jobs are merely shoveling BS.