I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Racist Democrat leaving party to register as Republican. Artur Davis formerly of Alabama, now of Virginia blogs “If I were to run, it would be as a Republican.” “As I told a reporter last week, this is not Bill Clinton’s Democratic Party (and he knows that even if he can’t say it).” Update: Davis was one of President Obama’s earliest supporters and a former co-chairman for his presidential campaign.

Revealed: $3M of California’s 9/11 license plate fund meant for victim’s families raided to pay the state’s deficits – and they STILL haven’t been repaid. Remember folks, don’t steal, the government hates competition.

Obama’s teenage pot use get the Taiwanese treatment as company creates cartoon of President getting high. Don’t bogart that bong, my friend, pass it over to me.

3 Years After Taxpayer Bailout, Bank of America Ships Jobs Overseas. This should be titled: Bank of America the Philippines gives U.S. taxpayers the one-fingered salute.

Michelle Obama sponsors a submarine. What does that mean? According to Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus, “Naval tradition holds that a sponsor’s spirit and presence guide the ship and her crew throughout the life of the ship.” So the food on the USS Illinois is going to suck.

Oh great, now he’s pissed off the Poles. While awarding a posthumous Medal of Freedom to Polish professor Jan Karski, a hero of the anti-Nazi resistance, President Obama referred to “Polish death camps.” The Poles are understandably miffed and many of them are wondering how the president got through college without reading a history book. We’ve been wondering the same thing, Poland, trust us.

Hmmm. The 2012 Election Reminds Me Of Something. This article questions which election of the past is most similar to the one looming before us. A number of them are noted. For our purposes here we will focus on the first: “1936: Franklin Delano Roosevelt vs. Alf Landon, says Alison Dagnes, who teaches political science at Shippensburg University. “The Republicans tried to attack FDR for his New Deal programs, saying they were too expensive and moved the country toward socialism — sound familiar?”The problem, she says, is that once a president gives the people new rights, the public grows attached and wants to keep them.” Can anyone spot the main problem here? Ding, ding, ding! That is correct. Despite what poli-moron Alison Dagnes thinks Presidents can’t grant new rights. Nor, despite the best efforts of Barry and company, do they have the authority to take any of our old ones away.

Uh-oh, Planned Parenthood rep caught attempting to facilitate gendercide: Here is your modern American liberalism . . . coldly offering a “final solution” to the “gender problem”.

Number of high-school students with jobs hits 20-year low. 32% in 1990 vs. 16% now. “Sectors that traditionally have offered teens their first paying gig – fast-food chains, movie theaters, malls and big-box retailers – have now become the last resorts for out-of-work college graduates or older Americans forced back into the labor force…” Dude, where’s my job? Sorry man, granny took it. Party on.

ABC’s Barbara Walters to Michelle Obama: ‘Will Racism be a Part of This Campaign?’: Interesting question. We’re tempted to say yes. This time around, just like last, a significant portion of the population will turn out and vote for the man simply because of the color of his skin.

Holder to brief black pastors on campaign: Perhaps some of these pastors can offer Holder some advice of their own. Like say how he could start following that commandment about not killing.

Jay Carney explains the difference between Solyndra and Bain Capital:. Well, that is an easy one. Bain Capital didn’t cost the taxpayers 500 million dollars in kickbacks for Obama cronies.

U.N. appoints dictator thug Robert Mugabe as ambassador for tourism. Never mind that his ethnic cleansing, rigged elections, terrorising of his own citizens, and destruction of Zimbabwe’s economy resulted in international sanctions which prevent him from traveling to other countries. Never mind that. The U.N. thinks he has hidden talents in the field of tourism.

Obama struggles with campaign them. “President Obama’s campaign has yet to find a clear 2012 reelection slogan that carries the heft of 2008’s ‘Change You Can Believe In,’ raising worries among his supporters… that he is having trouble articulating a concise case for a second term.” The guy who invented “dog poop on a stick” also found it difficult articulating a concise case for his product. Bewildering, ain’t it?

Venezuela’s state-run PDVSA oil company is bloated, “falling apart.” “PDVSA’s payroll has more than doubled to 115,000 employees since Chávez took office in 1999, and debt has risen 10-fold since 2006 to $34 billion. Those increases have seemingly accomplished little: Venezuela’s oil production has dropped more than 25% since 1998 to its current 2.4 million barrels a day, according to OPEC.” Another socialist “success” story.

George Zimmerman: The most likely scenario. “Zimmerman should prevail on classic self-defense at trial regardless of stand your ground. Raising stand your ground before trial gives him the possibility of a quicker win, and the opportunity to preview the state’s strategy before it gets to a jury. The problem for Zimmerman is the notoriety of this case — any judge is going to want to avoid making that call and find a reason to let the case go to the jury.”

The Yankee Comandante. “…the incredible life of William Alexander Morgan, an American who began as a volunteer for Castro’s revolution in the mountains of Cuba, became one of the two non-Cuban comandantes (the other was Che) and ended up having his head blown off by one of the dictator’s firing squads.” The world’s useful idiots ignore the story of Ernst Röhm at their own peril.

Green energy jobs far short of Obama goal. Obama proposed flushing investing $15 billion a year in green energy production to create 5 million new jobs. How did that work out? “The wind industry has actually lost about 10,000 jobs since 2009, even though it doubled its domestic production, the American Wind Energy Association reports.” What Obama calls “visions” everyone else calls “hallucinations.”

We didn’t have ‘green’ back then. Touche’ you greentards the world over who think old people were wasteful.

Progressive: EPA fines energy companies for failing to produce magical biofuel that has yet to be invented. Where are those magic Unicorn farts when you need ’em?

Happy Memorial Day: It has been said that if you love your freedom you should thank a vet. This is certainly good advice. But we must remember that not all of those that secured our freedom were able to come back to our thanks. And so today is just one of the many days that we should set aside to remember them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmCbiibZvX0

Mark Levin Show: Dick Morris on how Obama is trying to cede US sovereignty to the UN via treaties. Agenda 21 coming to your front door soon if Obama is re-elected.

MSNBC host doesn’t like calling fallen military “heroes.” Chris Hayes, intellectualizing on the topic of military casualties this morning: “I think it’s interesting because I think it is very difficult to talk about the war dead and the fallen without invoking valor, without invoking the words ‘heroes.’ Um, and, ah, ah, why do I feel so comfortable [sic] about the word ‘hero?’ I feel comfortable, ah, uncomfortable, about the word because it seems to me that it is so rhetorically proximate to justifications for more war.”

Paul Krugman has another brilliant idea. He wants more government spending SO BAD, he’s asking scientists to fake an invasion by space aliens and then tell the government we need high speed rail to defend ourselves. To you and me it sounds stupid, but to Norwegians and Swedes it probably sounds like another Nobel Prize for Krugman.

Miami police shoot, kill man eating another man’s face. “…the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.” Maybe CBS will change their minds about cancelling “CSI: Miami” after this. David Caruso’s one-liners pracitically write themselves.