I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Advisory Board says LightSquared can’t coexist with GPS. The board said ain’t no way LightSquared is gonna work without screwing up GPS. In response, LightSquared said the test results reflect “bias and inappropriate collusion” because the PNT committee included non-government employees with ties to the GPS industry. In other words, it included people Obama doesn’t control. No fair.

Source: John Edwards has life-threatening heart condition. We’re not buying it. People that use their spouse’s terminal illness to launch presidential campaigns -while simultaneously making babies with their floozie mistresses- don’t have hearts.

http://youtu.be/9mJYNJUwsao

Woman says her fake penis got her fired. The situation worked out way differently for this poor lady than it did for Janet Napolitano.

Draft cyber bill gives DHS controversial authorities. It would appear that where there is smoke there there is also Reichstag fire.

Justice Department memo argues Obama recess appointments were legal: Not to worry folks. Attorney General Murder assures us that President Despot’s recent power grabs have all been legal!

Good news! Mass. crime victim won’t be prosecuted for stopping crime. Man sees his truck being broken into by armed druggie, man punches out druggie and stops crime, police arrest man. What’s wrong with this picture? Nothing, it’s Massachusetts! DA dropped charges, but said don’t do that again. As Sen. Martha Coakley once said, “In Massachusetts we try and discourage … self-help.”

Moore warns Obama: “There are enough pissed off people that will go somewhere else.” One percenter and the most famous film director in Iran, Michael Moore, feels taken advantage of by fellow one-percenter Barack Obama and warns him that his support could dry up. Moore says Barry could make amends by givin’ back all those dang Wall Street donations. BTW, can Moore’s vacation home be seen from space? Just curious.

Ladies! Want to date a gentleman? Head to West Hollywood: The top ten U.S. cities to find ‘sensitive’ men. Oh – and make sure you’re there for one of their ‘sensitive’ parades.

Latest Obama blame target… Nixon! “President Obama, in announcing a restructuring proposal for the federal government, took a shot at a predecessor, President Richard Nixon — blaming him for the inefficient placement of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration within the Commerce Department.” Hey, when you come right down to it, this is all George Washington’s fault.

Funniest video of the day. Maybe the week. Froma Harrop is a journalist, head of the National Conference of Editorial Writers’s Civility Project, in fact. Jon Stewart reveals that she’s both unintelligent and, dare we say it, uncivil. Watch. Laugh.

2006 Fed transcripts “clearly show some of the nation’s pre-eminent economic minds did not fully understand the basic mechanics of the economy that they were charged with shepherding.” Also: “The problem was not a lack of information; it was a lack of comprehension, born in part of their deep confidence in economic forecasting models that turned out to be broken.” No matter if it’s the Fed, Congress, the White House or whatever, it seems that down in Washington DC there’s no professors, just Gilligans.

Obama’s re-election campaign is considering moving the final day of the Democrat Convention to Bank of America Stadium to sell more skyboxes to wealthy donors. As President Tee Time once said, “sooner or later you’ve made enough money.” That’s YOU’VE made enough money, not him. Now that the MSM is tired of the OWS circus act, screw the 99% – the 1% are where the dough is. MORE cowbell and styrofoam Greek pillars!

Unemployment benefit applications jump to 399,000. And following all the glowing retail sales reports for Christmas, the actual numbers reported today show a mere .1% rise. Hey, remember last week when the U3 unemployment rate “fell” to 8.5% and the “good news” was all over the media like Adolf Hitler voter applications in Wisconsin? How many stories about this not-so-good news didja see today? We thought so.

There she goes again: Debbie the toxic chipmunk again tries blaming Tea Party for Jared Loughner’s insanity while ignoring OWS murders, rapes and street-crapping. A day without Debbie’s convoluted, venomous rants is like a day with sunshiine. Make that a month.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zsUn3ltJnN8

PBS documentary looks at Bill Clinton’s career as well as his “personal struggles with fidelity.” Now that it no longer matters, PBS feels comfortable telling the truth about the Slickster (they also want to make sure that draft-Hillary talk remains just talk.) BTW, after Obama’s been out of office 10 yrs, expect PBS to notice he is a narcissistic, over-hyped empty suit with a lot of stupid ideas. Hopefully, they will do that program by 2023.

Marine Video: Why Doesn’t The Media Blame It On Obama? Because they’re trying to figure out how to blame it on Bush?

http://youtu.be/_TMq3m_Oli4

No good deed goes unpunished: Free government cell phone program mutating into cheap internet service. The FCC is strong-arming cable TV, phone and broadband companies into offering a new cheap internet service. The bad news, of course, is that you’re not eligible. Hide your wallet! It’s more Obamanomics!

It’s a miracle! Dead people resurrect to vote in NH primary!
Voter ID? I don’t need no stinkin’ voter ID, I’m DEAD, dammit!

Obama jobs summit features numerous attendees disguised as empty chairs. The Fat Cat in Chief wanted to discuss “in-sourcing”, his term for “bringing jobs back to America from overseas” (the best way to do that would be to outsource his job.) Hey, if Obama gives a speech and nobody’s listening, does it still make a sound? Yeah, Splat!

Mercedes Benz rolls out Che Guevara to tout its new car-sharing initiative, “CarTogether.” Che once said “To establish Socialism rivers of blood must flow!” Wonder if Mercedes can find a place for that in their car-sharing campaign, like “To establish CarTogether rivers of blood must flow!” Cool, huh?

NYC’s Nanny Bloomberg sets his sights on booze. City Health Dept. proposes to slash the number of establishments that sell liquor as well as controlling liquor advertising. How long until this dope starts showing up on people’s doorsteps in a wig and a dress to admonish them to eat their vegetables?

Suzanne Basham dialed police in Springfield, Missouri to report that she had paid $40 for crack cocaine that turned out to be sugar. Forty bucks? What a rip-off. Most crack dealers only charge $30 for sugar.

President Obama is schmoozing with the stars again… this time as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pop over to the White House: Keep it up Barry . . . anything that keeps you from devoting even more of your time to destroying this country is a plus in our book!

Homeland Security Is Monitoring The Drudge Report, The New York Times: Big Mother is watching you!

Michelle Obama: Tired of ‘angry black woman’ stereotype. Yeah and we’re tired of Michelle Antoinette living the life of a royal despot through the wholesale theft of our labor. The difference is we can’t do anything about that until November.