I HATE THE MEDIA ™

New E-mail Blows Hole in Obama’s “Fast and Furious” Story. It appears the only question about this is whether there’s more guns or more BS? We vote for BS. We think there’s plenty more in the pipeline.

Six Iranians were rescued from an Iranian cargo ship, fed halal meals in accordance with Islamic law, and later taken to shore by American Coast Guard patrol boat in the north Persian Gulf. Second rescue of Iranians in two weeks. In the meantime, the Iranians sentence an American ex-Marine to death for “spying.” You’re welcome.

Montana farmers file a class action suit against Jon Corzine, charging that MF Global stole millions from their accounts to pay off its spiraling debts… Plaintiffs’ attorney says that if the farmers lose their money and crops are affected, consumers will feel it at the grocery store. Hey, Corzine’s doing for food what Obama did for energy!

Kim Kardashian replaced by dog in Skechers Super Bowl ad. We guess the producers wanted a brand representative that could do tricks . . . not just turn them.

Katy Perry’s dad faulted for anti-Semitic remarks. Apparently the comments came during a sermon. Our suggestion to Mr. Perry is to make sure he only makes bigoted comments while preaching at a church the Obama’s attend.

A Fine for Not Using a Biofuel That Doesn’t Exist. We imagine Joseph Heller would have had something interesting to say about this.

Carter ‘pleased’ with Egypt polls. First this jerk gave us the Ayatollah Khomeini. Then he gave us Hugo Chavez. Is there any doubt the hat-trick is going to be another psychopathic d-bag?

DC Council to Consider Gay Divorce Bill. Two words: irreconcilable similarities.

Homeland Security monitors journalists: Alright, so this smacks a little of tinfoil. But this is the Obamanation now. And given the civil liberties violations Dear Leader has already committed to we are not so sure that something like this could be put past him.

Fidel Castro: ‘robot’ better than Obama, Republicans. Shortly after this statement was made Al Gore called up the nearly dead Cuban dictator to kindly thank him for the endorsement.

Obama’s NEW Chief of Staff Jack Lew is a former Citigroup hedge fund exec who made money off mortgage defaults. Lew’s Citibank division made billions betting “U.S. homeowners would not be able to make their mortgage payments.” Not to mention a big bonus after the taxpayers rescued his bank. The optics here are not so good. Good thing the MSM has its “See no Obama evil” dark glasses on. Occupy WHAT street?????

According to new research, the next ice age could set in any time this millennium were it not for increases in anthropogenic CO2 emissions that are preventing such a global disaster from occurring. Al Gore and Prince Chuckles warn either we stop emitting as much CO2 as they do or we won’t freeze to death.

When a poll asked which potential 2012 news event is most feared, Obama’s reelection finished 1st with 33%. Obama losing finished tied for 3rd with 16%. Other answers: Taxes will increase – 31%, Iran will get a nuclear weapon – 16%, North Korea will attack South Korea – 4%. Frankly, number 2, 3b and 5 are all consequences of number 1, so that score should be 84%.

And we thought the “she needed killin'” defense was a good one! So many rules, too few wives.

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Gwinnett Cty (GA) 3rd-grade math word problems involve slavery. To wit: “Each tree had 56 oranges. If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?” The work of a hardcore retrograde fascist, over-the-top progressive or someone with a very very odd creative style? No matter, it’s a gubbermint school so you pay for it regardless.

Are you zeroing in on a target or are you just happy to see me? Your NoKo comedy relief of the day, courtesy of Kim Young-un.

White House threw secret “Alice in Wonderland” bash during recession. A new book revealed the Obamunists threw a lavish 2009 Halloween party staged by Hollywood one-percenters, but kept it secret due to “bad optics.” Now we know why the LAT decided to fabricate that “Moochelle-as-Marie-Antoinette parody is raaaaacist” bullshit, don’t we? The best defense is a “You’re a raaaaacist!” offense.

Islamic Countries Make up 9 of top 10 Countries Where Christian Persecution Worst. Coincidence? We think not. It’s interesting that we don’t seem to find any Christian or non-denominational countries persecuting Muslims. Does someone care to point out one?

The Chump Effect – the eagerness of laymen and journalists to swallow whole the claims made by social scientists. Entire journalistic enterprises, whole books from cover to cover, would simply collapse into dust if even a smidgen of skepticism were summoned whenever we read that “scientists say” or “a new study finds” or “research shows” or “data suggest.” You can throw “climate science” into that dung pile also.

Stephanopoulos struggles with fairness during NH debate: And in other news the water is wet, the world is not flat and the sun does not revolve around it.

Maldivian President Mohamed Nasheed is considering Australia as a possible new home if the achipelago disappears beneath rising seas. Why not Al Gore’s house? It’s big enough. BTW, Preacher William Miller was sure the world was going to end October 22, 1844 – an obviously wrong prediction. But that was religion, the Maldavian Obama is talking about settled science….

Feds Create Jobs For “Low-Income, Disconnected Youth”. “Announced by the president this week, the Department of Labor’s (DOL) Summer Jobs 2012 is being promoted as a private-federal partnership in which a quarter of a million unemployed, low-income youths will enter the workforce.” Need more votes? Need to show you created jobs? Need to beef up the ranks of your uneducated minions? No problem!

Iran’s Ahmadinejad to seek Latin American support. “His first stop is OPEC-ally Venezuela, where Ahmadinejad has been assured a warm welcome by President Hugo Chavez. He will also visit Cuba and Ecuador and attend the inauguration of re-elected Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega.” Sure looks like that Axis of Evil got a whole lot bigger on Barry’s watch… Time for a name change.. Maybe Access of Evil?

Forget Christmas next year! “Father Christmas” stabbed to death in Tajikistan. A crowd attacked 24-year-old Parviz Davlatbekov and stabbed him with a knife as he visited relatives in the early hours of Monday dressed as Father Frost, who by tradition brings Russian children presents at New Year. “We have witness statements that say the crowd beat Parviz and stabbed him with a knife, shouting: ‘You infidel!’,” one of the sources told Reuters. “It’s beginning to look alot like Jihad…”

Woman rubs butt over $30M painting: Lawyers are preparing to mount an insanity defense. Apparently the woman was suffering from a rather unfortunate delusion in which she believed she was Obama and the painting was The United States Constitution.