I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Remy is back with another snarky song poking fun at the ever increasing authority. There is probably a detention camp in this guy’s future.

Mayor calls for budget cuts to offset millions in Occupy LA cost. Repairs to city hall lawn: $400,000. Police action to clear encampment: $700,000. Obama and the Democrat-Media complex owning this mess: priceless.

Obama gets feisty to score victory in Republican lapse. “In order to make the argument more populist, the White House calculated that the break was worth $40 “for a typical American family.” And in doing what they do best, the White House collected stories from thousands of people these past days about what $40 meant to them.” Another win for the most smartest President in American history! Don’t worry about that whole social security thing, c’mon, it’s only for 2 months…

The Arabic school textbooks which show children how to chop off hands and feet under Sharia law. Peaceful teaching from that religion of peace. Meanwhile we continue to buy oil from them thanks to President No-Drilling.

4th Greatest US President EVER! Bill Clinton: “Depends on what the definition of ‘great’ is…”

The Torrid Romantic Life of Kim Jong-il. He offed at least two women, one for falling for another man and another for speaking publicly about her relationship with him. Yep, like the useful media idiots said, a charming, witty fella.

Brawls break out across US over… new Air Jordan tennis shoes. Drudge had several stories of brawls, mobs and near-riots in Seattle, Atlanta, Charlotte and Louisville apparently involving folks wanting to buy these shoes. Pardon our ignorance but these are just shoes, right? Unless maybe they’re where MF Corzine left the MF money…

Flea Baggers drown out Bachmann at Iowa diner: Apparently the Whiney-Whine percent isn’t sufficiently convinced that Bachmann will steal enough from the middle class to pay for all their goodies.

3rd Quarter GDP revised downward again. Original October estimate was 2.5% growth, revised in November to 2% and now 1.8%. The original estimate was 39% too high, not even close enough for gubbermint work. Is someone fudging the numbers? We note the presence of brown, sticky material which we don’t believe to be fudge….

It’s official: US debt-to-GDP passes 100%. Gubbermint now owes more than the country makes in a year. Hey, remember when the national debt was only $10.6 trillion (before Hope-along Changedy took office?) Good times. But don’t worry, we have a fiat currency, which means our money will soon be as worthless as our politicians are.

North Korea: “Nature is mourning” Dear Dead Leader. Yep, lakes, mountains and even cranes are all making a fuss since their Hope n’ Change guy kicked the bucket. Frankly, we’re not convinced nature is grief-stricken or if it simply wants the carcass buried somewhere else. Hey, he’s got nearly 70 years of poop saved up if you believe the gossip from Pyongyang. Apparently no laxitives there either.

Is 2011 the new 1979? Well, if 2012 is the new 1980, Jimmy Peanuts’ 2nd term may have a happy ending.

U.N. assembly holds “minute” of silence for Kim Jong-il. Yet another reason to evict the UN and send them to someplace they’ll like. Perhaps the people’s paradise of North Korea?

Man tries to shoot mouse but hits friend in chest… then cops arrive and find girl, 13, locked in closet and arrest roommate on child sex abuse charges. This bunch makes Dumb and Dumber look like Einsteins.

‘He couldn’t speak English, didn’t pass any exams and was obsessed with basketball and computer games’: Kim Jong Un’s Swiss school days revealed. Sounds like they should have named him Kim Jong Duh to us.

Is Michelle Obama’s spending ‘spiralling out of control’? First Lady ‘insisted on $4m trip to Hawaii when her husband wanted local vacation.’ Well, now we know who to blame for Vacationgate. Please note the use of “taxpayer-funded $4million trip.”

Wave of attacks kills dozens amid Iraq’s upheaval. Unlike economic policy, the results of King Putt’s foreign policy show up pretty quickly.

Reason-Rupe Poll: Americans Like Their Banks Better Than The Gov’t. Occupy Pennsylvania Avenue!

Christmas may be a time of indulging for many, but health experts believe it is the perfect time to tell a loved one they are overweight. No, the perfect time is actually right after the divorce proceedings.

Finland “finds Patriot missiles” on China-bound ship. Missles found in containers marked “fireworks.” Nobody seems to know where or when the missiles were put on the ship or to whom they were supposed to be going, just that they were going to Shanghai, China. Shipping company officials said the missiles could’ve been put on the ship by mistake. Or not.

BREAKING NEWS : 11 Foreign Countries Sue The State Of Georgia! We can only imagine what would happen if the USA sued these countries in their own courts.

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Brazilian baby ‘born healthy with two heads… and both are suckling mother’s breasts.’ After years of gene experimentation the ideal Democrat politician has been bred by science. Two-faced and already on the tit.

BP turns out lights at solar business. Unlike Motel 6 British Petroleum isn’t going to leave the light on for you. They’re getting out before they turn into Solyndra II.

Jim Sensenbrenner Says Michelle Obama Has ‘Large Posterior’: The author of this article -one Betsy Rothstein- suggests that Sensenbrenner has no business commenting on the size of Michelle Antoinette’s big ass (the one she carries around with her, not the one she is married to) because he has cultivated a rather large one of his own. What Rothstein fails to note here is that nobody is really concerned with the amount of junk Lady Obama keeps in her trunk. What concerns us is the amount of nanny stater crap she is capable of expelling out of it.

Pour Scott Riggell an extra cup of eggnog. He deserves it after making this nice little video in which he boldly wishes the nation a Merry Christmas . . . and Happy Hanukkah too!