I HATE THE MEDIA ™

A chef was stunned to find she was almost banned from buying two limes from a supermarket because they could be classed as a weapon… the citric acid could be squirted in someone’s eye. After the “nanny state”, the next stage on the road to perdition is the “ninny” state.

‘No hiring until Obama’s gone’: Company owner declares new HR policy- on his bumper stickers. Here’s a guy who can’t wait for the 2012 election. Tell us how you really feel!

Mark Kelly and Piers Morgan blast Sarah Palin for ‘not bothering to pick up the phone’ over crosshairs map after Giffords shooting. This has to be the liberal blame-game stretch of the year from CNN, the Communist News Network.

Congress now suffering from low self-esteem. Our esteemed congressfolk are angry about beclowning themselves, and lay the blame for this on… everyone else. Well, crap rolls downhill from the top. Maybe they’re all simply following the president’s example. Fore!

Zuccotti Utopia: Portraits of The New Revolutionaries. Photojournalist El Marco took a number of pictures of the OWS crowd. The fellow pictured below has a question mark at the end of his text: “…ask what your country can do for YOU?” Is his message ironic rather than demanding? The look on his face makes one think his use of the question mark was pointed and intentional. Compare to the other pictures taken, viewable at the link.

“New Company Policy: We are not hiring until Obama is gone.” A West Georgia businessman is putting these signs in his company trucks. We’re hoping he receives truckloads of job applications come mid-January 2013.

Barney Frank: Supercommittee failure “good news” for Dems. The congressclown from Fannie Mae blurts out the inconvenient truth that the “stupercommittee” was merely political performance art all along, just like the OWS psychotic street kabuki. Obama and the whole Democrat experience is really just a big, untalented theatre company. We hope it closes soon.

A sign we ought to see. Reminder: please pick up after your local Democrat-supported Warren-inspired union-funded reelect Obama street theatre company. It’s just one more thing they expect us to do for them.

On Morning Joe, Meacham flatly stated his belief that President Obama “doesn’t particularly like people and politicians who don’t like people are kind of in the wrong business.” It’s hard to like anyone when you have a deep-rooted contempt for them.

Jimmy Fallon’s house band the Roots didn’t have a warm welcome for Republican presidential contender Michele Bachmann when she appeared on the NBC show early Tuesday. As Bachmann strode on to the stage at Fallon’s “Late Night,” the show’s band played a snippet of a 1985 Fishbone song called “Lyin’ Ass B****.” Can you imagine the fallout that would have followed had this statement been directed at a different Michelle?

DHS: Make sure the turkey is completely thawed out: Sounds like something that should be left up to Michelle.

Was the MF Global collapse a planned “hit” on small commodities traders betting against the Fed’s plans for the markets? One poster seems to think so. Of course, given the way Corzine screwed NJ’s finances into the ground, simple stupidity is also a viable explanation.

Obama pardons 5, commutes 1 sentence for convictions including selling drugs, gambling. Well now this IS transparent! POTUS evidently loves drug dealers and gamblers and isn’t at all ashamed of it.

Obama NH “jobs” speech “interrupted” by occupy protesters. Evil conservatives are heckled by speaking-truth-to-power protestors. Enlightened leaders like Obama are interrupted by misguided youngsters. Gotta get the narrative straight lest those idiots miss the whole point of this charade, which is to help Obama blame his opponents for his mess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu7hLyTx9D4

Climategate 2011: FOIA. It appears Michael Mann, Phil Jones and others have allegedly been busted again by the masked hacker. “<2440> Jones: I’ve been told that IPCC is above national FOI Acts. One way to cover yourself and all those working in AR5 would be to delete all emails at the end of the process.” Yes all those so-called exoneration’s were certainly real, weren’t they?

See more here.

US government may be primary suppliers of Mexican drug cartel guns. Not civilian gun dealers: “A 2008 State Department memo to then-Speaker Nancy Pelosi shows a $1,000,000 shipment of select fire M4A2 assault rifles to the Mexican Federal Police Force, (AKA Federales) one of the most corrupt Mexican government agencies.” Insane “leadership” we can believe in.

“MF Global may have gone down on the Democrat’s watch. But first, Jon Corzine was a proud progressive who made New Jersey proud.” NJ was so proud, it kicked him to the curb after one term as governor. Corzine was so busy being proud he forgot to pay attention to the money he was hired to manage. A little (well, not a little) destruction of private capital is OK as long as you’ve spent the last decade wasting billions of public capital – for the “right” reasons.

Possible Victims Come Forward in Bad Butt Injections Case: It could have been worse. These victims only had their butts ruined. Nancy Pelosi has to live with that face.

Computerised contact lens will keep you up to date with news and texts: The Obama Camp is just hoping this technology can be adapted to the teleprompter before the next debate season.

Meghan McCain Officially Joins MSNBC. It is rumored the celebutante will be joining the Rachel Maddow Show in order to provide a much needed female perspective.

Alabama’s unemployment rate drops as immigration reform enacted. Illegal immigrants basically compete in the unskilled labor market, driving salaries in that segment down. These are people Obama and the Democrats pretend to want to help. Actions speak louder than empty words.

George Soros helped craft stimulus then invested in companies benefiting. Good thing for Soros there wasn’t any of that pesky capitalism around to stop this sort of thing from happening.

TSA worker, arrested for sexual assault: Police arrested Harold Rodman. He is charged with aggravated sexual battery, object sexual penetration, forcible sodomy and abduction with intent to defile. If only Mr. Rodman could have waited until his next shift. Not only could he have gotten away with this sort of thing, he could have been overpaid for it too.

The Newspaper Guild, a union that represents many journalists in NY including some at The New York Times, is a branch of the CWA (Communications Workers of America), one of the strongest supporters of the “Occupy” effort in the nation. From Wikipedia: “The CWA is the largest communications and media labor union in the United States representing about 550,000 members in both the private and public sectors.” The union’s home page on the Web, for instance, proudly declares, “CWA Supports the Occupy Movement.’’ So the media is an excellent source of impartial information, then.