I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Russian News Anchor Gives Obama The Middle Finger On Live TV… Think of the number of people who do this to the TV when Obama is on… Can anyone translate this for us?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E7jKKZTpzh4

Toronto school bans students from playing with “hard balls” at recess. They’re not talking about banning Chris Matthew’s sparsely-watched show but “soccer balls, footballs, volleyballs and tennis balls.” The only kind of balls allowed will be nerf balls or sponge balls… you know, the kind of things many modern educators use for brains.

Occupy movement targets major retailers on Black Friday. Helping the 99% by making it impossible to get their Christmas shopping done.

Dutch fall out of love with windmills. “Faced with the need to cut its budget deficit, the Dutch government says offshore wind power is too expensive and that it cannot afford to subsidize the entire cost of 18 cents per kilowatt hour — some 4.5 billion euros last year.” On-shore windmills face fierce local opposition – the NIMBY syndrome. But outside of those minor drawbacks, things are going really, really mediocre.

Supercommittee failure a “career ender” for John Kerry? So, the supercommittee is not necessarily a total loss, then. Ah, who’re they kidding? He’s a Democrat from Taxachusetts – those seats are so secure, they’re listed as personal property in wills.

14,000 Abandoned Wind Turbines In The USA. “It’s a bubble which bursts as soon as the government subsidies end.” Everybody wants to put them up, nobody wants to take them down. So there they sit, fitting reminders of the propeller-heads that wasted your money on them. Wind is a myth; it’s politicians that blow.

Police: Fake doc injected cement in woman’s rear. Two words: ass fault.

Spanish conservatives win general elections. “Spain’s opposition conservatives swept commandingly into power and into the hot seat Sunday as voters enduring a 21.5 percent jobless rate and stagnant economy dumped the Socialists — the third time in as many weeks Europe’s debt crisis has claimed a government.” Ah yes, the socialist paradise isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Road rage: Michelle Obama gets frosty reception from NASCAR crowd as she’s BOOED before race begins. Sounds like many NASCAR fans aren’t fooled by communists who show up to woo a patriotic crowd. We wonder if she had a triple cheeseburger and a double order of fries for lunch?

Former Christian school teacher accused of having sex with student for over a year while her father, her uncle, and former principal all covered it up. Another perverted teacher abusing children and another cover-up. The events of late make us wonder if the teaching profession is really just a good place for pedophiles to hang out.

Newt tells OWS “Go get a job right after you take a bath”. The line draws sustained applause. The audience must be made up entirely of raaaaacists who live downwind from the stench.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KJN56XPldms

Chris Tingles turns on Obama: “Why does he want a second term?” Matthews: Obama never talks to lawmakers, “he doesn’t like their company.” He finally figured out that tingle down his leg when Obama spoke is just incontinence. Ten-to-one says he’ll vote for Obama regardless.

UC Berkeley student assaulted for NOT joining “occupy” protest. The man asked the student if she was going to the protest on Sproul Plaza, and when the victim answered “no,” the suspect yelled at her. “People like you are the reason that California is in debt,” he said, according to the crime alert. We don’t know this fellow, but we suspect people like HIM are the reason that California is in debt.

The $65billion food stamp swindle: Stores accused of trading welfare credits for cash. Then that cash can buy booze, drugs, hookers and all kinds of things you can’t normally get with food stamps.

David Brooks on the anticipated failure of the Super Committee: “Welcome Greece. We are going to be Greece.” No doofus, unlike Greece which cannot issue Euros, the US can PRINT as many dollars as it wants to satisfy its debts. If anything, we will be Weimar Germany, not Greece. Brooks agrees with Mark Shields “there is no center.” And all this time, Barry thought he was the center.

Good news: Congress can force you to buy broccoli, but can’t force you to eat it. A Harvard genius law professor says everybody engages in “commerce”, hence the Commerce Clause gives congress the power to micro-manage their lives. So, in the Commerce Clause the Founders essentially said “ignore the rest of this document”? Hey, the federal government’s powers are limited unless you buy or sell something, then they can do anything would want. Genius.

Nancy Pelosi Wants A Federal Babysitting Service. Yes, it’s finally gotten to the point where the nanny state wants to get you a nanny and regulate your nanny. Talk about a ninny.

Toy appears to say, ‘Hey, crazy bitch’: What is the big deal? There is a toy in the White House that says and does things far more insidious than this!

In this old video of Obama we can clearly see that Soros had his work cut out for him. Luckily, for our favorite puppet-master, Barry was able to shed some of his creepiness and become far more comfortable with the teleprompter than he was without it.

According to intelligence reports Saudi Arabia and its Gulf Arab allies have been pushing the US to strike Iran by year’s end. Saudis are reportedly afraid Iran will take over Iraq once the US leaves at year end. “Security experts say… Obama’s dogged drive to fulfill his campaign promise may have disastrous consequences both for the region and US interests.” Someday soon, we’re gonna wish we had that Keystone pipeline – not to mention someone other than a narcissistic nincompoop as a president.

Accused White House shooter Oscar Ortega Hernández recorded a TV pitch to Oprah Winfrey 2 months ago in which he declared himself to be “the modern day Jesus Christ.” So, that’s his problem – he sees Obama as a competing savior. In the tape, Hernández accuses the US government of waging war for oil. “War for oil” – if Sarah Palin had coined that phrase, we’d be getting lectures on civility from the Left for the next month.

Larry Elder manhandles obscure TV commentator with tingly legs. MATTHEWS: “This is an embarrassment. This is why this country is being torn apart, with this kind of hatred.” ELDER: “It’s called a disagreement. You perceive it as hatred, just like you perceive that the Republicans want people to die on gurneys, and they don’t care about illegal aliens, and all the other silly things that you’ve said. That’s hatred. That’s hatred, Chris.” It’s terrible for Larry to pick on a lame brained tingly-legged person like this.

Following a 3-yr investigation, EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration. Producers of bottled water will face 2 yr jail sentence for defying the edict. Now, about that ridiculous claim eating food can cure hunger… Folks, these are the nitwits Barack Obama and Visa Pelosi want us to emulate. BTW, rules banning bent bananas and curved cucumbers were scrapped in 2008. Ban terminal stupidity and the entire EU bureaucracy will disappear.

Obama Gives Poor Free Internet After U.N. Says It’s A Basic Human Right. Following a laughable United Nations declaration that high-speed internet access is a basic human right, the Obama Administration is investing north of $400 million to expand broadband into poor, rural areas of the U.S. The Human Rights Council of the United Nations General Assembly recently determined that, like healthcare, shelter and food, broadband access is a basic human right that allows people to “exercise their right to freedom of opinion and expression.” Shall we call it FREE ObamaNet?

Occupy Cairo: hundreds of thousands of Egyptians rallied Friday to protest against what they say are attempts by the country’s military rulers to designate themselves as the guardians of a new Egypt. “Friday’s rally was dominated by the country’s most organized political group, the Muslim Brotherhood, which has rarely come out in full force since the protests that forced President Hosni Mubarak to step down in February.” Smart power, the Obamacare of foreign policy. We’ve seen this movie before. Wake us when it’s 2013.