I HATE THE MEDIA ™

AG Eric Holder has agreed to appear before the House Judiciary Committee on Dec. 8 to talk about Operation Fast and Furious. Undoubtedly, Holder will proffer to the committee a simple explanation for all the contradictions that have emerged in his previous statements on the subject. Perhaps something like “the dog ate my temporal lobes.”

Forget Greece. Forget Italy. Forget “Occupy Wall Street.” The really ominous news right now? China. China has the mother of all housing and credit bubbles, and they appear to be on the verge of bursting. Pretend Obama is standing next to you giving a 5-hour speech with a bullhorn and put your fingers in your ears as far as they will go – when they burst, it’s not gonna be pretty.

Halloween burka. “… and carry around a baby with rickets.” – Brilliant.

Exposed: #OccupyWallStreet’s Russell Simmons Is Actually A Banker Who Exploits The Poor With Exorbitant Fees. Russell is all for OWS. But, it looks like Russell, who’s alleged worth is about $340 million, is operating a bank card that charges a $9.95 per month fee, $4.95 more than B of A’s $5.00, which is part of what OWS is complaining about. Oh, the hypocrisy. Perhaps instead of RUSHCARD he should name it GHETTOCARD because he’s ripping off poor people.

Nancy Pelosi Admits The NLRB Should Decide Private Business Investment. Queen Nancy must think that Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address said – “and that government of the unions, by the unions, for the unions.” She also evidently thinks she’s exempt, as the family businesses are non-union. Shades of hypocrisy. Perhaps the NLRB should investigate her?

Northeast braces for October snowstorm with up to a FOOT predicted in areas – the earliest New York City snow since Civil War. All we can say about this is with OWS, is that it’s excellent timing by the man upstairs. Pooping on police car could now get one’s buns frozen to the car. We can’t wait to see that one happen!

Scientific American discloses why economic models are always wrong. Calibration – adjusting the model to fit a reference standard (in this case, reality) – becomes nearly impossible as the system being modelled becomes more complex. “But in finance they just keep on recalibrating and pretending that the models work.” Oh, and this same problem applies to – dare we say it – “climate science.”

You know that phrase we’ve all gotten familiar with over the last few years? The one that goes “Economists are shocked, no one could possibly have seen this coming.” Whenever that excuse is trotted out it is never in reference to Peter Schiff. Schiff is not ever surprised. Schiff always sees it coming. He’s like the Chuck Norris of money. And here is a clip of him schooling some Flea Baggers. We hope their paying attention to the man. And have laid off the bong long enough to comprehend what he is saying.

Carney Tells Occupy Protesters To “Act In A Lawful Manner”. The White House Press Secretary, probably most notable for his work as Anthony Micheal Hall’s stunt double in the movie “Weird Science”, did not specify if he was referring to the set of laws that apply to Obama and company or the stricter set that the rest of us have to live under.

China could bail out Europe. For some time now we’ve been wondering how the Chinese planned on taking over the world. This morning it looks like that plan is to buy it.

Here We Go Again: Taxpayers On the Hook for $74 Million After Tech Company Bankrupts. “The company Open Range, backed by a commitment of $267 million in loans from the Agriculture Department, filed for bankruptcy this month. Taxpayers are on the hook for $74 million that the upstart hasn’t repaid.” Sounds like the Obama administration may go down in history as bigger money launderers than the Mafia.

Occupy Wall Street Launching First Nationwide General Strike In America Since 1946. Pardon us for asking but how does a unemployed “protestor” living in a tent and pooping the street go “on strike”? Maybe by going back to mom’s basement and crapping indoors for a couple of days. Since a number of them are astroturfers paid for by unions, maybe they’ll “strike” by not making trouble and harrassing normal people for awhile. Strike!

Thermal Imaging Reveals British Protests Are “Unoccupied.” Pardon our double entendre, but to put it another way “The lights are on but nobody’s home.” An ironic line from the article: “These protests have been so disruptive that they forced the historic cathedral to close for the first time since the Luftwaffe was leveling the city during the Blitz in World War II.”

OWS kitchen staff protesting fixing food for freeloaders.“The OWS volunteer kitchen staff launched a ‘counter’ revolution yesterday — because they’re angry about working 18-hour days to provide food for ‘professional homeless’ people and ex-cons masquerading as protesters.” When one fights reality, reality always wins.

SF Chronicle: “…there is almost a Nixonian quality to the level of control, paranoia, and lack of credibility this White House has demonstrated on the issue of media access to President Obama’s fundraisers.” Did they say “almost”???? Ain’t no “almost” about it, Obama is a dick… Nixon.

OWS supporter and one-percenter Michael Moore rejects interviewer’s suggestion he’s in the one percent. “…even though I do well, that I don’t associate myself with those who do well…” Sure, because who would pay $20 to see a movie trashing wealthy people and capitalism if they knew it was made by a wealthy capitalist? It’s kinda like having a “middle class warrior” president holding 40 thou-a-plate fundraisers. “Bad optics” are when folks can tell what you really are.

An “occupy” movement we’d all love to see… Occupying Jupiter is good, although they might prefer to Occupy Uranus. As always, thanks to Elizabeth Warren for creating the intellectual foundation or something…

New Obama Slogan Taken from Swedish Socialist Party? Why not? His economic ideas have all come from socialists. By the way, he stole his old slogan from a kids show on public television.

http://youtu.be/vD0vHZxAmso

Obama losing his base? “79% of Democrats approve of the President’s job performance, the lowest in our tracking. 63% of minority voters approve of the president’s job performance, the lowest in our tracking. Less than 40% of young people (under age 30) approve of the President’s performance, 54% disapprove. That is a net 26-point decline in two months.” The comments suggest this is a staunch pro-Obama site. The denial is palpable.

TSA screener removed for inserting note into luggage telling passenger to “get your freak on”. Now if we could only get TSA screeners removed for inserting their hands into our children’s body cavities.

Rise of the “Obamavilles”. The “occupados” wouldn’t be occupying anything if they weren’t jobless. Many of the policies President Obama has championed, not least Obamacare, have contributed to the country’s joblessness. Thus, it seems fair that the tent cities created by the occu-poopers be called “Obamavilles”.

Pit Bull Saves Woman With Brain Aneurysm, Given ‘Neighbor Of The Year’ Award. Pit Bulls are like Republicans. When they do something good the MSM seldom reports it. If one attacks someone it’s all over the news for days on end. So, here’s an amazingly good Put Bull for you.

The family of the late dictator Moammar Qaddafi reportedly plans to file a war-crimes complaint against NATO for the role they believe the alliance played in the former leader’s death. We’re sure the lefty loons who wanted former president Bush to be arrested for war crimes will be calling for the arrest of Obama, too.

Oakland police dispersed hundreds of protesters using tear gas and flash bombs on Tuesday night as crowds tried to re-enter a plaza outside of City Hall that the authorities had cleared earlier in the day. Oakland – not only, as Gertrude Stein said, is there no there there, there will soon be no occupiers there, either. Oh, and citizens of Oakland: Elizabeth Warren says she “created the intellectual foundation” for all the “occupy” poop. Keep that in mind as you watch this…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiURSwIui-o&feature=player_embedded

Is that the flirt lady? President Obama comes in for lots of attention from a leggy producer on Jay Leno’s sofa… while wife Michelle is stuck on a farm. Uh-oh! First, a bucket of chicken before dinner, now a chick for desert. Michelle’s gonna have her Lorena Bobbit knife out when Barry gets back to the White House.