I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Solyndra funder George Kaiser paid zero taxes for years. “In one six-year period, during which he increased his net worth enough to land him on the Forbes list of the 400 wealthiest Americans, Kaiser reported taxable income to the IRS just once, totaling $11,699, equivalent to a full-time hourly wage of $5.62.” We don’t need to levy new taxes on the rich or anyone else, just getting Democrat billionaires to pay what they already owe will help a lot.

Will: OWS’ defenders correctly say it represents progressivism’s spirit and intellect. Pooping in the streets and demanding free stuff IS pretty much progressivism’s spirit and intellect. If the Dems want to jump on this train to nowhere as their answer to the Tea Party, George Will says to go right ahead. As the old joke used to go, “Now, take Occupy Wall St…. PLEASE!”

“There’s a lot of stuff we wouldn’t have to clean up if the city provided basic human rights, like a Port-A-Potty,” said OWSer Gene Wagner. “If you would’ve given us a Port-A-Potty 30 days ago, we would’ve maintained it ourselves.” Sure, maybe we can bring you some pizza and beer to sustain you while you’re blocking the effing steets and making our lives hell. Anything else we can do for you? Can we give you a ride somewhere?

Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. (D-IL) told The Daily Caller on Wednesday that congressional opposition to the American Jobs Act is akin to the Confederate “states in rebellion.” The “opposition to Obama is raaaaacist” silliness is not working anymore so JJJ crafted a new self-serving false analogy to fool the gullible. This one is pretty effing silly, even for a liberal Democrat. We’ve got a better one: Lincoln was a Republican so voting Democrat is like voting for the Confederacy! Makes sense to us.

The IRS is auditing how Google Inc. avoided federal income taxes by shifting profit into offshore subsidiaries, according to a person with knowledge of the matter. Hmmm, Google… Say, haven’t a bunch of Googlers come out recently for HIGHER taxes on corporations and the rich? Must be our imagination.

Visit Libya! Ambitious travel firm offers bargain tour… as battle for Gaddafi’s home town STILL rages on. Fun for the WHOLE family! Water sports! Nightly fireworks! Costume parties! Hurry – reservations (and ammo) are limited!

“Goal is end of Israel,” but “you can’t say that to the world” Unless, of course, you broadcast it on that Ali Baba magical box called Television. And now, thanks to Barack Obama, this goal has been legitimized.

ESPN hack Kevin Blackistone compares Herman Cain to southern segregationists. “It sounds like to me what people who used to run the White Citizens Councils used to say in the South during the civil rights movement, that it was outside agitators who were coming in and stirring up black folks down there.” According to this moron it sounds like Herman will be wearing white sheets at the next debate.

Australian prime minister says President Barack Obama will address Parliament next month. Face it! Going home at 4PM every day, playing golf incessantly, flying all over for $35,000 a plate fund-raisers, taking vacations and post vacations to rest up from the vacations is hard work but someone’s gotta do it! Obama’s so tired he’s going down under on yet another tax-payer funded vacation to show the Aussies how to use a teleprompter!

City’s solar panel deal quietly suspended. Seems we have another solar faux pas from the city that knows how to be corrupt, Chicago. More government cronyism that just screwed the tax-payers and didn’t create those shovel-ready green jobs, either.

A $135.8 million energy loan was just awarded to… “The sister-in-law of John Podesta, President Obama’s influential White House transition director, served as the lobbyist for a wind power firm that was just awarded a $135.8 million loan guarantee from the Department of Energy.” Obama pays off like a slot machine again! If Obama ran Vegas his buddies would all be winners and Vegas would be broke. More crony communism.

Christian girl, 12, kidnapped, beaten until she converted to Islam and raped for eight months. Another episode brought to you by the religion of peace. As usual, the perpetrators have nothing to fear. Meanwhile, Obama keeps sending his good buddies in Pakistan billions.

Olive Garden: American flag display would disrupt dining experience. First telling parents how to order food for their kids and now banning American flag displays. . . it sure seems that Olive Garden is going out of their way to impress Michelle Obama.

100 OWSers were asked what they thought of Obama. 40 said “I believed in him, and he let me down”, 1 said “He’s doing great”, 27 said “I never believed in him”, 22 said “He’s doing the best he can.” The article doesn’t specify but we’re guessing the other 10 said “What’s an ‘Obama’?” If Barry’s thinking of hanging his reelection hopes on this “movement”, he might want to consider fishing his Truman hat out of the trash.

There are more than 1,200 Occupy-related products now on sale on eBay. Looks like some enterprising folks have discovered a way to profit from the Whiney-Whine percent.

Domestic violence is now legal: Kansas’s capital repeals law… to save police time. “…Topeka’s mayor and council repealed the ruling banning domestic violence and released 18 suspects from jail without charge.” What can you expect from a state where the number one defense for murder is “They needed killin’ “

DWS: People don’t elect leaders to create jobs, but to work together. Obama was elected to “work together”? Coulda fooled us unless “I won” means “Tell me your ideas” in Kenyan. Either way, he’s still one big SCOAMF. Thanks for stopping by, Debs.

Millions in Political DOJ Grants To Help Illegal Immigrants. “The DOJ gave the Innocence Project of Texas its first federal grant, a whopping quarter of a million dollars. The group has worked endlessly to abolish the death penalty in the Lone Star State. And $44,000 to “Tenemos Derechos” (we have rights) program for immigrant communities in California.” Your tax dollars at work to protect illegals from employment discrimination. Huh? That’s like giving gun safety courses to gang members.

Numerous signatures on 2008 Obama ballot petition in Indiana appear to have been forged. Yeah, but everybody knows these people all wanted Obama as president so the Obots were just saving them the bother of actually having to sign. What a bunch of goofs. This is why in Chicago, they make sure a fella is dead before copying his signature.

Dr. James Hansen of NASA says skeptics are winning the battle because climate scientists lack the PR skills to make the public listen. Just as with Obama and his miserable policy flops, the problem is not their failure and incompetence, it’s their messaging. The stupid masses just refuse to listen to their betters unless the latter actually say something worth listening to. Go figure.

New polar bear ice cubes will also melt your heart. We’ll just let Geekosystem.com explain this new product: “The ice cubes produced by these trays … utilize high-tech iceberg technology to ensure that your icy polar animals stay afloat above the water as their ice floes flow around in your drink … Clearly, if you’re looking for ice cubes fraught with meaning and enjoy watching an ecosystem slowly dissolve in your drink, these are the ice cubes for you.” These ice cubes are sure to horrify any global warming fanatic. And that’s enough for us to give them our endorsement.

Occupy San Francisco is exactly what you might expect it to be. We’ll go out on a limb here and guess that they both voted for Nancy Pelosi.

Occupy L.A. Speaker: Violence will be Necessary to Achieve Our Goals. The call to leftist “civility” starts 32 seconds into the video. It appears the cat is out of the bag now, or perhaps more accurately, the fascist crap is out of the dirtbag now. Next, we present the chorus of MSM pundits as they condemn this thug’s call for violence: (sound of crickets chirping.)

University of California teachers’ union aims to block online classes. Occupy the California Teachers’ Unions. They’re being greedy with the people’s education!

Huma’s parents don’t relish Weiner. Or at least the slimy former congressman never felt that they did and even went so far as to call them “backwards thinking”. Given this latest revelation we don’t know if Huma will be holding onto Weiner. But we think that Weiner will try to stick it out.