Up in the wilds of Juneau, Alaska Sarah Palin’s eight year old daughter Piper has struck a blow against President Obama’s socialist agenda.
Since mom Sarah Palin has risen to national prominence, tour companies have begun running busses through the neighborhood where the governor’s mansion is located. Carloads of tourists are flooding the neighborhood, too.
Noticing the increased traffic through her neighborhood, the entrepreneurial eight year old set up a lemonade stand in front of the mansion and has begun selling the tart treat to tourists. The budding entrepreneur seems to understand capitalism and how the free market works than the entire Obama administration.
Piper Palin better watch out.
Next thing you know, the FDA will swoop in and tell her she’s violating health standards. The IRS will want to see her sales records. Tim Geithner will force her to take TARP funds. And President Obama will force her out of the lemonade stand she founded and turn it over to his allies in the United Lemonworkers Union.
Source: Anchorage Daily News
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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It's funny how we now know that Sarah Palin put Piper up to this to make the public hate her neighbor. After her neighbor complained about excessive tourist traffic, she sent Piper out to sell lemonade. She did this because she wanted people to think that the neighbor was complaining about the lemonade stand. She is a sick individual.
Oh really? I must be in the dark. How is it that we NOW know this? Is there... a link to a verifiable source?
Yes, it is a proven fact, and we all know it now, that Bob has a direct link to Sarah's mind. He knows all the evil that goes on there, and can tell us all about it. Can't you Bob?
Wow this is a little like "Being John Malkovich". I wonder where Bob got his entry into Ms. Palin's mind? Maybe the hole into her mind is located at the basement of his mom's house where he lives and pretends to be independent?
Some a$$hat named Chip Thoma is already trying to shut down the kids lemonade stand, he says it's ruining the neighborhood or some other BS llike that:
http://www.conservatives4palin.com/2009/05/chip-thoma-this-is-not-about-palin-but.html
Go Piper! Put The Obama Corporation out of business!