Report: Fat people cause of global warming

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We’re talking about big, beefy butterballs. Citizens of the Blimpish Empire. Chunky folks. Corpulence incorporated. The elephantine. Hefty hombres. The euphemistically-fleshy. The terminally obese. Lard bottoms. Fatties. Moby Dickheads. The rolypoly, pudgy, paunchy, porcine, portly, potbbellied and the pudgy. Al Gore.

This is irony at its finest.

Source: Chicago Sun-Times

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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  • I always thought global warming was the spawn of Washington Fat Cats on a ben and jerry's high...chunky monkey for president!

    disclaimer: that was not a racial slur against our president, he's not chunky.

  • Very cool!

    Al Gore, Michael Moore and others now have to purchase two airline seats to fly commercially. It will be awesome to see them try to blame this on others.