Exclusive: Shocking excerpts from Osama Bin Laden’s diaries

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• This is my first time visiting this site, but it surly won't be the last. I love it so far. I love the comments too. I hope this isn't just a fluke, but that this is just another day at ihatethemedia.com. If it is, you've got you another regular reader and commentor here.

  • Welcome. Tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell complete strangers.

• Dear Diary,

  Woke up today....raging morning wood again - in the words of Snoop, "dem herbs be workin' son". Abdullah tells me there are more US documents from wikileaks - won't read em, they probably don't have anything about little ol' me anyway. Think I'll wear my girlie panties today, they make me feel so pretty. Ugh, thong or no-thong.....always a tough decision, and a reminder to constantly ask myself "WWMD: What would Muhammed Do?"

  What's that...your right....thong it is!

  Ok - gotta jet...pun intendend (wink)!

  xoxoxxoo,
  Sexy Osamy

  • Now that's funny! LOLOL!

• "Hey! Those aren't cookies! And you guys are most definitely not Girl Scouts!"

  • LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

• Dear post martyrdom Diary.
  My 72 virgins all look like Rachael Madow, including penises.
  In accordance with Islamic practice, I was washed and wrapped in a white sheet before buried at sea .
  Then, "In accordance with common US Navy SEAL practice, the Team pissed on me, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in my mouth. stuffed a kosher hot dog up my ass, and pushed my ass overboard with the other garbage".

• David, I feel your angst, but you seem new to this site, so let me be the one to enlighten you about just how serious we are about blowing off steam. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Yes, we're very, very serious and we mean business! What you need to do is learn to relax and vent. We can't say what we really want to, even here, because of the inordinate amount of control the federal bureaucracy has on most means of communication, including the WWW. One can't be angry all the time 24/7 and be sane! We choose to blow off steam and vent because we don't want to kill anybody...yet. We will bide our time and wait until the time is right; we will join the enemy in battle on the battleground of ideas first; we will foment public discourse on those topics and in those places our previous leadership has failed us in; we will not be herded into group think and we will not be defined in the terms and by the terms the enemy uses on us. Our enemy is morally and politically bankrupt and is a social coward but has great momentum now because we have been absent in our due diligence...no more! We're just not going to use this forum or this website to telegraph our moves. You know we're here, that's all you need to know. We're just a handful of faceless patriots biding our time and waiting for our leadership to get its head out of its ass! More than likely, our leadership will have to be severely punished in the 2012 elections, especially if they try to foist some over the hill retread on us like they did during the 2008 election cycle. Palin I didn't mind, McCain was another story! But if our choice boils down to a Moderate republican shill and Obama--I'll hold by nose and vote for a spoon, before I ever pull a lever for Obama the Destroyer!

  Oh, and BTW, we're all glad Osama is dead and rotting shrimp fodder because now we can turn our attention back to our true enemy...Barrak Hussein Obama and his big money handlers, starting with George Soros and moving up or down the ladder, until we have them all in jail or executed for treason, whichever comes first!

• Honestly guys, if anyone on these forums has an interest on addressing the real things plaguing our nation and our constitutional freedoms, you should stop giving liberals ammo like this. Being culturally unaware doesn't win you points on a global scale. I realize OBL/UBL's death is something to be celebrated, but it should be celebrated alongside similar things like the Arab Spring, and other similar events. As conservatives, whether, social, economic, or moral, we need to realize that the enemy is always at our gates and has much more force and ammunition we do. Articles, with the comments embedded, like this lose people like CC the presidency. Get real, get focused. There were people at the beginning of the tea party speculating it was spurred and created by progressives to kill the conservative agenda. Play smart. Play ruthless. Our country can not survive the next 20 years without major changes. The CBO, Moody's, and S&P are all evaluating our monetary devaluation at being around 15% over the next 3 years, with a disablement to our AAA rating at Moody's to boot. We have already lost our credit rating at S&P. People need to realize the damage that is happening to our country and focus on it, as opposed to spending time throwing weights at OBL. He is not the only enemy. There is a group, nay, an empire, trying to throw America into chains so they can sell it off to the highest bidder. Read up on IPAB, read up on NATO and the OIC. There are much more dangerous and more vulnerable targets then OBL. At the end of the day, some people think they are doing their best by pushing forward an EU socialist model on the American republic. At the end of the day, some people are much more evil and wish the end of traditional western values and the destruction of the nuclear family, nuclear family values, and the nuclear family traditions. Stop watching fox news, stop watching MSNBC. Read. Read. Read.

  • You seem a little too wind up. It is not that serious. Besides no one is keeping you here.

  • Lighten Up! This site is a place to blow off a little steam. The comments although on the comical side are from people very knowledgeable about current events. I would bet most all of the people that frequent this site are serious when it comes to taking action at the voting booth and other political activities. Reading is good, but some times you just want to find like minds and vent.

    "Stop watching fox news, stop watching MSNBC"

    I've heard / seen this phrase on liberal venues. All that leaves is the MSM which got Obummer elected.

    • Yeah, what he said.

  • Then start your own blog that can be a "serious" one. And isn't your taking time to comment on this making you part of the problem that you're decrying?

• Weasel Zippers has a UK Daily Telegraph story reporting more on the contents including Osama saying not to bother killing Biden as he's not important to the government.

  A counterterrorism official said: “There is a note indicating that the vice president is not an important target because that position has less weight.”

  http://weaselzippers.us/2011/05/12/osama-bin-laden-to-al-qaeda-dont-bother-assassinating-joe-biden/

  • Hmmmm. Joe Biden as a lightweight. Didn't see that one coming. 'Course, I'm not in Brazil, so what would I know.

  • Wasn't it Will Rodgers who said the office of Vice-President was about as usefull as a bucket of warm spit?

    • I'd like to believe he was referring to the veep himself. Some things never change. Reasonably sure Will never met Joe's boss, either.

  • "A counterterrorism official said: “There is a note indicating that the vice president is not an important target because that position has less weight.”

    That reminds me...as is customary, did Biden go to Bin Laden's funeral?

• Rosie O'Donnell called to tell me 9/11 inside job by Boosh. I say, Bitch, you don't know my life! lol!

• Dear Diary,

  I knew Obama was on my side but I never expected Panetta to overide President OLIARO's wishes to not do anything. That knock on the door with me being in my skivvies blew my brain away!

• Dear Diary,
  Just finished watching more videos of myself. Now it's time for some "Osama after dark" fun. There were some pretty sweet burkas on QVC Pakistan. Maybe I'll catch a little of the Demjanjuk trial. He's such a nice old man, I hope he is acquitted. I accidentally saw some of the new Lady Gaga video (hot!). Ok, it wasn't totally an accident. I will have to behead three villagers tomorrow to repent for this.