The three widows of Osama bin Laden are turning on each other in custody, with two older Saudi women blaming a much younger Yemeni wife for leading American intelligence to their hideout.
Putting morality aside, there are some very compelling practical reasons for our culture’s disdain of polygamy. For one, inter-spousal rivalries can be deadly.
The Australian has the spousal specifics:
THE three widows of Osama bin Laden are turning on each other in custody, with two older Saudi women blaming a much younger Yemeni wife for leading American intelligence to their hideout.
What was Bin Laden thinking? It's tough enough trying to keep one wife happy.
“It’s vicious,” said a Pakistani official briefed on the interrogation of the widows. “The older wives think the younger one tipped off the Americans or was tracked when she came to join him.”
Our sense of sportswomanship is distressed by the idea of two against one. We surmise envy is the root cause. To paraphrase the old ad’s plea, “Don’t hate me because my burqa is beautiful.”
Although the compound where bin Laden hid for five years was large, the three wives were all cooped up in the same house. The older two lived on the second floor and the youngest one on the top. Their husband alternated between them. Pakistani officials who have been debriefing the women portray life in the compound as an Islamic version of Desperate Housewives.
Discriminatory housing practices are certainly problematic. Still, we marvel at Osama’s energy level, climbing 3 stories to service 3 desperate housewives at his age. Considering his porn addiction, where did he even find the time?
Having Navy Seals gunnin’ for him was bad, but intramural warfare in his own hideout must have cinched matters.
Might be enough to make a guy rethink that whole 72 virgins thing.
Our modest, self-effacing President went to CIA headquarters on Friday to praise the organization for its work in the bin Laden raid.
Our modest, self-effacing President went to CIA headquarters on Friday to praise the organization for its work in the bin Laden raid.
Listening to his speech, one might have come away with the mistaken impression that he had personally analyzed the data, flown the helicopter into Bin Laden’s compound, lead the SEAL team into the house, and personally shot the man.
While supposedly praising others, he said the word “I” 35 times.
For example: “I have never been more proud or more confident in you than I am today — not just because this extraordinary success, but because it reminds us of who we are as a people and as a nation. You reminded us that when we Americans set our mind to something, when we are focused and when we are working together, when we’re not worried about who’s getting the credit and when we stay true to our values, even if it takes years, there is nothing we cannot do.”
For a guy who’s not worried about who gets the credit, he sure seems interested in who gets the credit.
Oklahoma Senator Jim Inhofe, one of the select few who was allowed to view the infamous death photos of Osama Bin Laden, told Fox News’ Shep Smith exactly what he saw.
We guess we’re supposed to be shocked and horrified about this, but we’re not. Far as we’re concerned, it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Oklahoma Senator Jim Inhofe, one of the select few who was allowed to view the infamous death photos of Osama Bin Laden, told Fox News’ Shep Smith exactly what he saw.
Bin Laden must have had a premonition, because he’s always worn a bandage on his head
Mediaite has the explicit details:
Inhofe confirmed that the photographs from the compound, taken right after SEAL Team Six members shot and killed bin Laden, are indeed “gruesome,” and clarified that he was also shown three older photos as a means of comparison. So. What, exactly, constitutes as gruesome? Inhofe described two, close-up pictures taken of bin Laden’s ear, adding that he is unsure whether a bullet went through the terrorist’s ear and out his eye, or went through his ear after entering his head through his eye socket. The Senator added that brain matter was visible exiting through the socket.
Inhofe added that bin Laden’s beard was shorter and grayer than it had appeared in older photos, and that he was wearing “underwear.” (Smith, amusingly, seemed to find this rather shocking.)
To tell the truth, we’re far more horrified by the thought of Bin Laden in his underwear than we are by his brains hanging out of his eye socket.
Here’s what our Top Gun instructor buddy had to say about Osama Bin Laden and the Navy SEALs and Barck Obama’s “bravery”.
Guys with nerves of steel appreciate other guys with nerves of steel. Here’s what our Top Gun instructor buddy had to say about Osama Bin Laden and the Navy SEALs and Barck Obama’s “bravery.”
“Thanking Obama for killing Bin Laden is like going into McDonald’s and thanking Ronald McDonald for the hamburger. It’s the guy cooking the burger that should get the credit, not the clown.”
Jan Schakowsky tells Chris Matthews that America was a loser until we whacked Bin Laden.
Jan Schakowsky is like Alan Grayson without balls. On second thought, that may not be an accurate description because we’re not convinced that Grayson has any more balls than he has brains.
But we digress.
The following short video clip tells you all you need to know about this lunatic. She tells Chris Matthews that America was a loser until we whacked Bin Laden.
“This was a seminal event in their lives, you know? This is the big deal for them growing up. And so I think that there is this feeling now, not just with young people, but getting over this feeling that America is kind of loser and now we’re a winner.”
OK, we finally came up with the proper description for Schakowsky:
Thanks to our high level contacts in the CIA, IHateTheMedia.com is proud to be the first media outlet to offer excerpts from the Bin Laden diaries.
The Washington Post reveals that, “U.S. officials say that Osama bin Laden kept a hand-written journal filled with planning ideas and details of operations. The journal was seized in the dramatic US raid.”
Thanks to our high level contacts in the CIA, IHateTheMedia.com is proud to be the first media outlet to offer excerpts from the Bin Laden diaries:
Dear Diary, Hold on. Sounds like someone's at the door. I'll be...
Dear Diary,
So sad today. Martyrdom can be very lonely thing. Hiding out in a massive complex with just the bare minimal number of satellite channels and only a few wives while all your friends are getting blown up by American bombs is some times too much to bear. Sorry. Got to go. Abduhl just found repeats of Everyone Loves the Raymond!
Dear Diary,
Each day I realize that Islam is the religion of peace. If I could only kill all the people who don’t share this opinion. Here’s hoping.
Dear Diary,
Al-Zawarhi is on Fox. He’s so dreamy. That thick beard and those little glasses. He looks so intellectual. I think I have a little man-crush going on! lol.
Dear Diary,
It seems like everywhere Islam goes there is conflict. Israel. Kashmir. Iran. Indonesia. And Africa? Forget about Africa! Everyone is hating on us there. Why is it? Why do all cultures seem to fight against us? If I wasn’t so theologically correct in the teachings of Mohammed, praise him, I would speculate that we’re the aggressors. I just made myself laugh so hard I spit espresso on my journal.
Dear Diary,
Good news! I am receiving help from my friends in the… Pakistan… I mean Kapistani… government and intelligence agencies. Time to get my jihad on.
Dear Diary,
Found new website today – IHateTheMedia.com. Started posting as Jameela. Still waiting for free Obama phone 🙁
Dear Diary,
Met with wife number five and boy is she pissed. Seems she now has nasty camel rash. My bad.
Dear Diary,
Started using new beard dye. Local farmers not happy about stains on their goats. To them I say, build taller fence!
Dear Diary,
Really enjoyed the Royal Wedding. So romantic. That Pippa is something, isn’t she? She’s, like 27, though. A little too long in the tooth for me. Also, she is not a goat.
Dear Diary,
Q: Why were my last three posts about bestiality? A: Have you seen wives 2 through 5?
Dear Diary,
Hah! Joe Biden has not yet figured out he is chatting with me in the Hair Club for Men forum.
Dear Diary,
The damn air conditioning unit is on the fritz. Again! It is clicking and knocking. It’s noisier than a bunch of American Special Forces helicopters. Hey, wait a minute…
Martin Bashir actually asks Republican Congressman Tom Tancredo is he’d prefer having Obama killed than Osama.
There seems to be quite the little competition going on at MSNBC – a competition to see which host can make the most outrageous comment. In fact, it seems to be an intentional corporate strategy.
Martin Bashir officially entered the fray during his interview with former Republican Congressman Tom Tancredo. Don’t let Bashir’s English accent fool you, because he’s quite capable of out-Schultzing Ed Schultz.
Bashir actually asks Tancredo is he’d prefer having Obama killed than Osama.
Try to imagine the squeals of indignation if Bill O’Reilly had asked a Democrat if he’d rather see George Bush assassinated instead of Saddam Hussein.
Could you speak up, please? We can’t hear you over the squeals of indignation.
The media has moved into full Obama hype and hyperbole. America’s most effeminate Commander In Chief is now being touted as a cross between General Patton and Chuck Norris.
The media has moved into full Obama hype and hyperbole. America’s most effeminate Commander In Chief is now being touted as a cross between General Patton and Chuck Norris.
Of course, we have to depend on a foreign newspaper like the Telegraph UK to point out the latest ludicrous comment:
Brave Barack the Ninja Warrior leaped from a burning helicopter, battled a great white shark and then skateboarded in to kill Osama Bin Laden in fierce hand-to-hand combat
There’s been a fair amount of — how shall I put it? — sucking up to President Barack Obama over the past week for his decision to send in the US Navy SEALs to kill Osama bin Laden. Certainly, it was a bold gamble that paid off richly and if it hadn’t it could have crippled his presidency. . . .
But the top prize for the most sycophancy towards Obama this week surely has to be awarded to Wendy Chamberlain, Middle East Institute president and former US ambassador to Pakistan, who had this to say on CNN:
But he made that decision to go without telling Pakistan and that took some real courage, as much courage as our Navy SEALs did in pulling off a near flawless operation.
Hmm. Think about that. Deciding not to tell the Pakistanis makes Obama as brave as one of the SEALs on the Geronimo mission? As brave as a man who rappels down a rope from a Black Hawk into a compound deep in Pakistan at the dead of night knowing that it is the hideout of a mass murderer who happens to be the world’s most wanted terrorist?
Well, maybe not that brave. But definitely brave enough to go on TV and claim credit for it.
Obama uses intelligence gained through a waterboarding he damned from a suspect still kept in a facility he vowed to close to send Special Forces to kill a man who’s a hero to many of the Muslims he vowed to reach out to.
We are now regaled with stories from the left wing propaganda machine telling us about our brave, young Commander In Chief and how he personally led the dangerous mission to get Osama Bin Laden.
Andrew Bolt puts it all in perspective in one very short sentence:
Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama uses intelligence gained through a waterboarding he damned from a suspect still kept in a facility he vowed to close to send Special Forces to kill a man who’s a hero to many of the Muslims he vowed to reach out to. And he reaps the rewards.
If you’ve never read Andrew Bolt’s blog, try it.
He’s writes for the Melbourne Herald-Sun, but it’s a fascinating read not just because he covers so much American news, but because so much Australian news sounds so much like American news.
Obama had the American flag removed from the shot just moments before the TV cameras began rolling at his Osama Bin Laden Victory Tour 2011.
UPDATED UPDATE: Tapper has now said that he was saying that construction workers took the flag down at the end of the day. Certainly not what it sounded like he was saying, but we’ll take his word for it.
NOTE: Is this story correct or not? It appears debatable. Michelle Malkin says it’s not true, but Jake Tapper has not retracted. This leaves us with a very strange situation where a conservative is defending the President and a liberal reporter is dinging him. How about if we straddle the middle by saying take it with a grain of salt until we hear from Tapper.
ABC’s Jake Tapper was so surprised that he tweeted the news that team Obama had the American flag removed from the shot just moments before the TV cameras began rolling at his Osama Bin Laden Victory Tour 2011.
Can you imagine any other president removing an American flag from a site like Ground Zero?
OK, let us reword that. Can you imagine any president other than Jimmy Carter removing an American flag from a site like Ground Zero?
What excuse could there be? The old favorite: We didn’t want to enflame Muslim passions? Or maybe the President didn’t want to find himself in a situation where he’d have to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Or maybe …
In videos captured by Navy Seals, the Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden spent the last few years of his life holed up in the bedroom of a squalid, ramshackle “estate.”
The most feared man in the world ended his life looking and living like Howard Hughes.
It appears that Osama bin Laden spent the last few years of his life holed up in the bedroom of a squalid, ramshackle “estate.” In videos captured by Navy Seals, the Al Qaeda leader is seen wrapped in a blanket and wearing a ratty ski cap while watching himself on TV.
No word on whether he was wearing Kleenex boxes instead of shoes.
Alan Dershowitz appeared on CNN’s Piers Morgan Show with Col. Morris Davis, former chief prosecutor at Guantanamo, and Nicholas Kristof of The New York Times.
We always kind of had a soft spot for Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz. He’s liberal, but pragmatic, which confounds the hell out of most other liberals.
Dershowitz appeared on CNN’s Piers Morgan Show with Col. Morris Davis, former chief prosecutor at Guantanamo, and Nicholas Kristof of The New York Times.
Their two-to-one advantage did them absolutely no good as Dershowitz demolished every argument they made for withholding the Bin Laden death photos.
Dershowitz: The precedent this would establish for suppressing material because it might be offensive or might lead to this, it would give Muslim extremists veto about what we can read, what we can hear. It harks back to the [Muhammad] cartoon issues and other forms of censorship. We should not censor because if we publish it will offend the sensibilities of people who don’t share our values.
Is it just our prejudices speaking or is Obama rapidly dissipating every advantage he got out of the Bin Laden killing?
We’d say liberal journalists are attempting to create the image of Obama the Warrior “for some unknown reason,” but we all know the reason.
We’d say liberal journalists are attempting to create the image of Obama the Warrior “for some unknown reason,” but we all know the reason:
He’s weak on defense and terrorism and as November 2012 draws near they’ll do anything they can do bolster his credentials.
Are we exaggerating? Hardly. Here’s Margaret Carlson on MSNBC’s Morning Joe doing exactly as we said.
Scarborough: We’ll have time to get to the nitpicking. But should this not be about Barack Obama making a decisive decision when the rest of his cabinet wasn’t sure whether he should do it or not?
Carlson: We’re not asking for a Hollywood movie. We’re just asking for a moment when Professor Obama turned into General Obama and ran this incredible raid. That took a lot of guts, the kind of thing you do see in a Hollywood movie.
General Obama?
Surely, you say, this is an isolated incident. This can’t possibly be an on-going liberal theme.
Well, here’s Howard Fineman in the Huffington Post:
By calmly and meticulously overseeing the successful targeting of Osama bin Laden, President Barack Obama just proved himself — vividly, in almost Biblical terms — to be an effective commander-in-chief of the armed forces of the United States.
Biblical, Howard?
The only thing biblical about it is that it’s such an overstatement that it causes us to say, “Good lord.”
If Osama Bin Laden had read the latest batch of WikiLeaks documents a bit closer, he would have known that one of his couriers had been compromised and that we were hot on his trail.
Still on the fence about Julian Assange and WikiLeaks? Maybe this will change your mind.
If Osama Bin Laden had read the latest batch of WikiLeaks documents a bit closer, he would have known that one of his couriers had been compromised and that we were hot on his trail.
The Atlantic reveals a heretofore unrevealed document:
We follow the news pretty damn closely, yet we didn’t know that a new batch of WikiLeaks documents had been released just a few days ago.
Looks like Julian’s 15 minutes of fame expired even before Bin Laden did.
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, the only man in Washington, DC who could make us miss Robert Gibbs, put on quite a performance Tuesday.
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, the only man in Washington, DC who could make us miss Robert Gibbs, put on quite a performance Tuesday.
One reporter asked if enhanced interrogation techniques – otherwise known as waterboarding – had provided us with information that lead us to Osama Bin Laden’s lair.
Carney refused to answer the question directly, insisting that we got the information from a number of sources.
Can waterboarding force a congenital liar to tell the truth? Carney virtually begs to be the subject of a scientific investigation.
Here you go. Gruesome Reuters photos of some of Osama Bin Laden’s henchmen after the Navy SEALS stopped in for a spot of tea.
We’re pretty damn proud of that headline. This story should get picked up by HotAir and WeaselZippers and those clowns over at iOwnTheWorld and every other website that appreciates genius headlines.
Hell, it’ll probably get us nominated for a Pulitzer Prize. Maybe even a Nobel Prize, because we’ve heard it’s pretty easy to win one of them these days.
Here you go. Gruesome Reuters photos of some of Osama Bin Laden’s henchmen after the Navy SEALS stopped in for a spot of tea.
Have you heard the term “deather” yet? It’s defined as someone who doesn’t believe Osama Bin Laden is dead. Cindy Sheehan is one.
Have you heard the term “deather” yet? It’s defined as someone who doesn’t believe Osama Bin Laden is dead.
With that in mind, let’s check in on the lunatic ramblings of the always entertaining Cindy Sheehan on her FaceBook page:
Cindy Sheehan cups her hand over her ear so she can better hear what the voices in her head are saying
I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you’re stupid. Just think to yourself–they paraded Saddam’s dead sons around to prove they were dead–why do you suppose they hastily buried this version of OBL at sea? This lying, murderous Empire can only exist with your brainwashed consent–just put your flags away and THINK!
We think Cindy’s right. Osama’s not dead. Next thing you know he’ll be showing up at 7-11 stores across the country. With Elvis and Jim Morrison and Andy Kaufman.
By the way, call us deathers if you wish, but we’re still convinced that Kaufman faked his death and will be making a grand comeback on Saturday Night Live any week now.
Oops. Turns out waterboarding does work and we initially learned the the identify of the courier who lead us to Osama Bin Laden from Sheikh Khalid Mohammed during a waterboarding session.
Oops. Turns out waterboarding does work and we initially learned the the identify of the courier who lead us to Osama Bin Laden from Sheikh Khalid Mohammed during a waterboarding session.
Here’s what then Senator Obama said about waterboarding back in October 2007:
“The secret authorization of brutal interrogations is an outrageous betrayal of our core values, and a grave danger to our security. We must do whatever it takes to track down and capture or kill terrorists, but torture is not a part of the answer – it is a fundamental part of the problem with this administration’s approach. Torture is how you create enemies, not how you defeat them. Torture is how you get bad information, not good intelligence. Torture is how you set back America’s standing in the world, not how you strengthen it.”
And here’s an equally incensed Senator Joe Biden saying the same thing on Face The Nation:
If you’ve got your TV on you know by now that Osama bin Laden is dead and the U.S. has his body. The news is breaking and President Obama is about to address the nation. We thought we’d open up this thread for readers to discuss what’s going on.
We’ve been contacted by a representative of the religion of peace. Jameela, Messenger of Allah & Defender of Islam, has commented on several of our stories in the last few days. Here’s one not to be missed.
EDIT: Subsequent to writing this article, this islamist troll was busted for sending a pig’s foot to, and threatening, a U.S. Congressman. Read this story first, and then go learn what Jameela Barnette did.
We’ve been contacted by a representative of the religion of peace. Jameela, Messenger of Allah & Defender of Islam, has commented on several of our stories in the last few days.
You may have noticed her (?) comments over there in our “Recent Conversations” column on the right side of our home page. But just in case you missed them, we thought we’d share one with you.
"After I send this comment to IHTM, let's go down to Piggly Wiggly and get some pork rinds."
We checked Jameela’s IP address, assuming that we would find that the message came from Iran or Egypt or some other hotbed of Islamic lunacy. Unfortunately, we discovered that Jameela, Messenger of Allah & Defender of Islam, is in Marietta, Georgia, a suburb of Atlanta.
We hope you enjoy her particularly warm and touching expression of peace and love:
Americans are the Slaves of the Jews
Jew’s live the American Reality, while their Christian slaves live the American Dream; the definition of dream is: a state of abstraction and trance. Over 300 million Americans aspire and desire to live in a state of abstraction and trance. The American Dream is home ownership and how is paying your greedy Jew masters $200,000.00 in interest on a $150,000.00 home a dream? It is not, it is: an event that is extremely distressing, which is the definition of Nightmare. The American State of Abstraction & Trance aka Dream is the mechanism that facilitated the Jew’s enslavement of Americans; as usury is a Jew-invented and Jew-owned evil.
The American State of Abstraction & Trance is the MATRIX the evil Jew’s created for their Christian slaves to exist in. Just as the American Dream is an abstract fantasy and illusion; so is Christianity when you peel away the layers of deceit. Christian’s exist in a Jew-induced Trance, which is the result of them disobeying Allah and eating cursed Jews {swine-flesh permeated with parasitic worms which control the diseased minds of their Christian slaves}, feasting on Jew-god corpse {Jesus}, drinking Jew-god blood under the pretense of Holy Communion and the invocation of Satan by lighting candles; as Satan, like the Jew’s, were created from the smokeless flame of fire; these are all the activities of a cult; the Cult of Christianity.
American journalists, Helen Thomas and Rick Sanchez were terminated from their jobs for speaking the truth about the Jew’s. Cynthia McKinney lost her re-election bid because she spoke the truth about the Jew’s sadistic and oppressive enslavement of the Palestinians. A Muslim student group was suspended from UC Irvine for protesting the illegal Zionist Regime’s apartheid system. Let it be known! Speaking out against your evil JINN aka Jew Masters is punishable by lost of livelihood. The definition of freedom is: the power to act or speak or think without externally imposed restraints. These tip-of-the-iceberg episodes only prove that freedom in America is but an abstract illusion of such; just as the American Dream and Christianity are illusions. This is the Jew-invented Matrix Americans want to maintain and spread in the ME under the guise of Democracy.Islam is NOT a religion of peace, as violence is necessary to repel the Jew’s attempt to force Muslims to eat Jew-god corpse and drink Jew-god blood under the guise of “Holy” Communion and enslave Muslims in the same oppressive manner the Jew’s have enslaved Christians. GO DIE IN IRAN you corpse-eating, A S S-wipes of the Jews you worship, revere, finance and give your worthless lives for.
You Christian savages should pressure your evil, N I G G A president into attacking Iran, so the brave and fearless Iranian Muslim Warriors can send you to your partially-eaten and bled-out Jew corpse you call god {Jesus}.
Lovely Marietta, Georgia, home of Jameela, Messenger of Allah and Defender of Islam
I advise you corpse-eating Christian’s who will murder Jesus after his Resurrection for the sole purpose of bleeding him out to bathe in his blood; to reconsider your blasphemous and diabolical worship of a DEAD Jew aka jinn and read the Qur’an and discover the Jew’s are the JINN and Israel is not a country; Israel is Satan and the Jew’s patriarch. Don’t read the Koran, as the Koran is a crazy book written by crazed Jews in an attempt to portray Muslims to be the homicidal maniacs the Jew’s have proven themselves to be. On the Day of Resurrection, the cannibals known as Christians will only wish they had been Muslims in the life of this world, as they will learn on this Day; Islam is the only religion Allah will accept from his slaves to gain entry into Paradise. I know you insane Christian ghouls will laugh, but you are the ones living in a state of abstraction and trance.
Long live OSAMA BIN LADEN, the brave and fearless Muslim Warrior who brought the S H I T pile aka America to her Jew-worshipping knees.
Just when you thought Thomas Friedman and Paul Krugman had permanently retired the New York Times’ Idiot of the Year award, along comes Maureen Dowd to say something so remarkably stupid that it puts even Friedman and Krugman to shame.
Just when you thought Thomas Friedman and Paul Krugman had permanently retired the New York Times’ Idiot of the Year award, along comes Maureen Dowd to say something so remarkably stupid that it puts even Friedman and Krugman to shame.
Maureen Dowd's photo may be 20 years old, but her nonsense is brand new
Some critics have said the ultimate victory for Osama and the 9/11 hijackers would be to allow a mosque to be built near ground zero.
Actually, the ultimate victory for Osama and the 9/11 hijackers is the moral timidity that would ban a mosque from that neighborhood.
No, Maureen, you’re wrong. Very wrong. Osama’s ultimate victory would be the subjugation of every Christian, every Jew, every Hindu, every non-Muslim. Falling short of that, his back-up goal would be to slice their throats.
The ultimate victory here at IHTM would be for Maureen Dowd to use a photo on her column that was taken in the last two decades.
Evil terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden has a schoolboy crush on formerly-attractive, former superstar Whitney Houston.
Osama and Whitney, sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Evil terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden has a schoolboy crush on formerly-attractive, former superstar Whitney Houston.
Seriously. That’s the story from Kola Boof, a Sudanese poet who claims bin Laden held her as a sex slave for four months a decade ago. Boof says Bin Laden considered killing Houston’s husband, Bobby Brown, so that he could win Whitney’s heart. (After all, what woman doesn’t swoon over the man who offs her husband?)
“He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen,” Boof claims in her new autobiography.
“He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar.”
“He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.
He’d rhapsodize about “How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”
And finally, Boof says one of Bid Laden’s favorite shows was MacGyver.
Makes sense. He was probably pissed that his al Qaeda underlings couldn’t figure out how to assassinate Bobby Brown with a paper clip, a postage stamp, and a Tic-Tac.
ADDED NOTE: Kola Boof has just been added to our list of all-time favorite names.
Andrew Bolt puts it all in perspective in one very short sentence:
