We try to give you an amusing take on the day’s news here at IHateTheMedia.com. Sometimes we’re funny, and sometimes we’re not.
But the simple fact of the matter is that nothing we sweat bullets to create can possibly compare to the unintentionally funny crap that comes from the mouths of Hollyweirdos.
Take, for example, actress Sigoruney Weaver explaining how global warming discriminates against some very unexpected victims:
Over the past month, I have been speaking to women in Canada and the American Midwest about a powerful force that discriminates against us. I am not talking about the glass ceiling or sexists bosses, although we all know those still exist. I am talking about climate change.
You might think that a force as sweeping as global warming would be an equal opportunity threat: that it would endanger men and women alike. But the fact is climate change exacts a heavier toll on women.
Women produce up to 80 percent of the food in the developing world. Drought and unpredictable rains brought on by climate change will make this work far more precarious. Women will have to labor harder and longer to ensure their families have food, fuel, and water…
Far be it from us to express a strong opinion, but that Alien chick is nuttier than Aunt Dodie’s fruitcake.
Source: Huffington Post
This post was last modified on June 7, 2011
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When El-Rushbo says "...women & children hardest hit", it sounds like a joke. But that IS how almost everything is presented now. Weaver has made a Weird Al like parady & does'nt even know it. That is comedy people, that is comedy.
Fascinating. Now Mother Nature hates women!
She ain't much of a Mother is she?
So... she loves gaia or she hates gaia? Because supposedly global warming is gaia's way of telling humans that she needs a break from our evil evil ways... I am confused by her assessment. Are we supposed to hate gaia now? Or are we supposed to increase our devotion to gaia and go back and live in caves? Inquiring minds want to know.
Gee and I thought Al Gore was the conscience of global warning, now apparently it's actually selfaware and misogynistic (a la Clinton) to boot. Well you learn something new everyday.
Number one, I always suspect any statistics coming out of a Hollyweirdo's mouth. What are the men doing in the "developing world?" Staying up late on their Playstations?
I'm guessing if women in some places are producing 80% of the food, it's either because the men are dead or because the men are imprisoned. Now, which would you rather confront, death, prison, or tenth of a degree warmer weather?
Another member of the
(N)ational
(U)ltimate
(T)hinkers
(S)ociety
in lock step with each other . Facts ( real ones ) never matter just desired results . The pain they enflict on actual working people don't matter , just the end result .
Doesn't any of this remind you of a live version of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers ? With our resident troll , Olivia , desperately looking for another brain dead convert to bring some sort of meaning to her life ( finding solutions that are fair and / or moral is never in her or their playbook ) , does it surprize anyone here , why she is here ?
Libtards hate being told the truth . Conservatives hate being lied to . Its that simple.
"Global warming discriminates against women..." Yeah, I'll bet it's harder than ever for her to get an air-conditioned trailer for a location shoot. And don't even THINK about getting properly chilled champagne on breaks anymore....
Wealthy hypocrite who wouldn't bother to spit on us if we walked by her castle.
Off with her head!
Pretty sure as of 2009, the NOAA/NOSA said the current climate worry was global cooling... Get with the times Sigourney Weaver!
When Weaver catches on, her very next speech will about how climate change discriminates against women by blaming men's poor performance in the boudoir on global cooling.
Who suspected Auntie Gaia is such a sexist? Siggy must be running for Progressive-in-Chief.