We swear this is our final Obama bowing to Emperor Akihito story

Based on this photo, this administration believes the only thing more powerful than the president of the United States making points to your face is the president of the United States making those same points to your chest.

obama-bow-akihito “The president sees it as a chance to present our points and advance our interests, and you’re not conceding anything,” said an unidentified administration official. “What’s more powerful than the president of the United States making these points to your face?”

Based on this photo, this administration believes the only thing more powerful than the president of the United States making points to your face is the president of the United States making those same points to your chest.

46 handshakes, one bow. Wow.

How do world leaders greet Emperor Akihito of Japan? Thanks to the University of Connecticut Republicans, you can now see 47 of them in action. Only one bows.

How do world leaders greet Emperor Akihito of Japan? Thanks to the University of Connecticut Republicans, you can now see 47 of them in action. Only one bows.

Source: UConnRepublicans

Obama bows to the Japanese emperor. And bows. And bows. And bows. And bows. And bows. And bows.

The media is now reporting that President Obama bowed when meeting Japanese Emperor Akihito. But it wasn’t just one bow. It was seven bows. Fact is, he was bobbing up and down like one of those old Happy Drinking Birds.

When President Obama bowed the Saudi King the left leapt to his defense and said he was actually bending over because he was so much taller than Abudllah.

The media is now reporting that he bowed when meeting Japanese Emperor Akihito. But it wasn’t just one bow. It was seven bows. Fact is, he was bobbing up and down like one of those old Happy Drinking Birds.

Look for Happy Drinking Bird to be promoted to the White House Office of Protocol.

Top ten things overheard while Obama was bowing to Emperor Akihito

Top ten things overheard while Barack Obama was bowing to Emperor Akihito.

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    10. “Hey, look, somebody dropped a quarter on the floor.”
    9. ”My back is killing me, Aki. Could your wife give me one of those geisha girl massages?”
    8. ”That short little son of a bitch George Stephanopoulos would fit right in around here.”
    7. ”Did you know I’m Indonesian?”
    6. ”The least you can do is thank me for boosting your economy with that idiotic Cash-for-Clunkers idea.”
    5. ”Where can a guy find a good crispy California roll in this town?”
    4. ”Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.”
    3. ”We have a lot in common. Some people think I’m a living god, too.”
    2. ”Just to even things up, how about if you drop a couple A-bombs on Dallas and Houston.”
    1. ”So then, Aki, I bent over like this and said, ‘Hillary, kiss my ass.”
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