- 10. “Hey, look, somebody dropped a quarter on the floor.”
- 9. ”My back is killing me, Aki. Could your wife give me one of those geisha girl massages?”
- 8. ”That short little son of a bitch George Stephanopoulos would fit right in around here.”
- 7. ”Did you know I’m Indonesian?”
- 6. ”The least you can do is thank me for boosting your economy with that idiotic Cash-for-Clunkers idea.”
- 5. ”Where can a guy find a good crispy California roll in this town?”
- 4. ”Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.”
- 3. ”We have a lot in common. Some people think I’m a living god, too.”
- 2. ”Just to even things up, how about if you drop a couple A-bombs on Dallas and Houston.”
- 1. ”So then, Aki, I bent over like this and said, ‘Hillary, kiss my ass.”
