Congressman visits Bermuda on Uighur fact-finding trip and taxpayer-paid boondoggle

Delahunt, chairman of the House Foreign Affairs Subcommittee on International Organizations, Human Rights and Oversight, flew to Bermuda Friday to investigate Uighur terrorists.

Congressman Delahunt specializes in tropical vacation investigations. He's already investigated vital issues in Venezuela and Cuba in 2009.
Congressman Delahunt specializes in tropical vacation investigations. He's already investigated vital issues in Venezuela and Cuba in 2009.

You can count on Democrat Congressman Bill Delahunt. He’ll get to the bottom of this Uighur scandal even if he has to drink every last pina colada in Bermuda to do so.

Delahunt, chairman of the House Foreign Affairs Subcommittee on International Organizations, Human Rights and Oversight, flew to Bermuda Friday.

His mission? To interview the former Gitmo Uighur detainees who took up residence in a beachfront Bahamian house last week.

But please do not make the mistake of thinking this is some kind of taxpayer-paid weekend in the islands for Delahunt. No, siree, Bob. This is a weekend fact-finding mission prior to a full-blown congressional hearings he wants to hold in the Bahamas. Hearings that will undoubtedly require the congressman to spend weeks and weeks working his fingers to the bone.

We can picture the Congressman now, looking those Chinese terrorists right square in the eye and asking the tough questions.

Like “What’s par on this hole?”

Source: FoxNews.com

Bermuda update: Terrorists swim, residents stew

The Bermudians Bermudites Bermudese people of Bermuda are not happy about having four Uighur terrorists plopped down on their island paradise. Not happy at all.

Terrorist swimming
Terrorist swimming

The Bermudians Bermudites Bermudese people of Bermuda are not happy about having four Uighur terrorists plopped down on their island paradise. Not happy at all.

Here’s how The Royal Gazette reports the story:

“Hundreds of people gathered in front of the Cabinet building this afternoon to call for the Premier to step down following his decision to bring four Guantanamo detainees to Bermuda without consulting with the Governor or the UK Government.”

“The huge crowd first heard speeches by rally organisers outside Sessions House demanding Dr. Ewart Brown’s resignation, before marching en masse to the Cabinet lawn.”

Residents stewing
Residents stewing

And just to add insult to injury, it turns out the Obama administration made the decision to bring the former Guantanamo detainees to Bermuda without consulting with the Governor or the government of the United Kingdom.

The Uighurs responded to the diplomatic flap by saying, “Bring us another round of mai tais, waitress. The ones with the little umbrellas.”

Source: Royal Gazette via BluegrassPundit.com

Good news for terrorists: No longer necessary to kill yourself to get to into paradise

Former Guantanamo detainees are now living it up in Bermuda and Palau. They’re sleeping late, dining out, and living in a lovely beachfront house. Undoubtedly on your dime.

Earlier this week we learned that 13 of the Chinese Uighur terrorists from Gitmo had been “resettled” on the tropical paradise of Palau. Now we learn that four more of them have been “resettled” in Bermuda. (“Resettled,” of course, is a travel industry term that means “treated like you’d like to be treated on the vacation you’ll never be able to afford”).

Yes, four former Guantanamo detainees (otherwise known as enemy combatants) are now living it up in Bermuda. They’re sleeping late, dining out, and living in a lovely beachfront house. Undoubtedly on your dime.

Next thing you know, some genius in the Obama administration will drop a load of terrorists in Bora Bora, thinking that it must be a lot like Tora Bora.

Source: Fox News via GatewayPundit

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