Carla Bruni no “longer feeling left-wing” after three years of marriage to Nicolas Sarkozy

Ooh, la friggin’ la. Nicolas Sarkozy is a stud. Not only is his wife the world’s hottest presidential first lady, but he’s turned her from flaming liberal to conservative in three short years.

Ooh, la friggin’ la. Nicolas Sarkozy is a stud. Not only is his wife the world’s hottest presidential first lady, but he’s turned her from flaming liberal to conservative in three short years.

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God bless you, Nicolas Sarkozy. God bless you.

The Telegraph UK has the transformational info:

Only two years ago Mrs Bruni-Sarkozy had claimed that she was “instinctively left-wing” after at one stage supporting her husband’s Socialist rival in the 2007 presidential elections. She had also publicly opposed Mr Sarkozy’s plan to conduct DNA tests on immigrants.

In 2008, she told the Libération newspaper: “Nobody has to be joined at the hip in politics or with one’s husband”. A year earlier she told a British newspaper: “I would never vote on the Right.”

But in Monday’s interview with Le Parisien newspaper, she said her previous political persuasion was only due to her belonging to a “community of artists.” “We were bobo (bourgeois bohemians), we were left-wing but at that time I voted in Italy (her native country).” I have never voted for the Left in France and I can tell you, I’m not about to start now. I don’t really feel left-wing anymore,” she said.

Although his current marital situation prohibits him from spending three years with any hot Hollywood starlets, The Editor is pretty sure he could get sneak from home for an evening or maybe even a weekend if the opportunity arose to convert Jennifer Aniston or Halle Berry.

He requests, however, that you do not mention his dedication to the conservative cause to Mrs. Editor.

Source: Telegraph UK

Vatican bans Carla Bruni. What the hell were they thinking?

Ahead of President Sarkozy’s 30-minute audience with the Pontiff earlier this month, Vatican officials sent the French ambassador a message saying: “Carla Sarkozy is not welcome in the Vatican.”

If Carla Bruni Sarkozy were to call IHateTheMedia.com and say she wanted to stop by for a visit, the Editor would scurry around cleaning up the empty pizza boxes while the Administrator ran down to the corner 7-Eleven to buy the finest beer they had in stock. We’re givers, damn it.

The Pope, not so much.

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Suddenly, we understand what Chris Matthews meant when he talked about getting a tingle up his leg

Time.com has the details of Bruni’s schism with the Catholic church:

Ahead of President Sarkozy’s 30-minute audience with the Pontiff earlier this month, Vatican officials sent the French ambassador a message saying:

“Carla Sarkozy is not welcome in the Vatican.” The message, which led her to stay in Paris, is said to be over the Pope’s fears that more racy photographs of her days as a catwalk model would emerge. Nude and semi-naked pictures from her days as a model are regularly published in the media. In one, she’s seen posing in just a pair of knee high boots and a diamond ring. (The U.S. didn’t seem to mind.)

President Sarkozy set up the meeting with the Pope after polls showed his popularity rating with French Catholics had fallen from 61% to 47% in the past year. Although raised a Catholic himself, Sarkozy is twice divorced and his current wife has an illegitimate child. The Elysée Palace in Paris had no comment on why the first lady stayed in Paris for the Vatican trip.

Let us make this clear. As much as Carla Bruni is not welcome at the Vatican, that’s how much she is welcome at IHateTheMedia.com. Feel free to drop by any time, Carla.

We also take confessions.

Source: Time.com

Poor Michelle Antoinette: First Lady says her job is “hell”

You know, a life of non-stop photo shoots, fashion shows, partying and $75,000 a day vacations takes a toll on a woman. Just ask poor Michelle Obama.

You know, a life of non-stop photo shoots, fashion shows, partying and $75,000 a day vacations takes a toll on a woman. Just ask poor Michelle Obama.

The Daily Mail UK has the details of the First Lady’s life in hell:

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This photo says it all: One grimaces, the other smiles

Michelle Obama thinks being America’s First Lady is ‘hell,’ Carla Bruni reveals today in a wildly indiscreet new book.

Miss Bruni reveals that Mrs Obama replied when asked about her position as the U.S. president’s wife: ‘Don’t ask! It’s hell. I can’t stand it!’

Details of the private conversation, which took place at the White House during an official visit by Nicolas Sarkozy last March, emerged in Carla And The Ambitious, a book written in collaboration with Miss Bruni.

We feel your pain, Michelle. So we promise to do everything we can to get you out of that job as soon as possible. And a lot of other Americans are going to join us in that effort.

Source: Mail on Sunday UK

YouTube pulls video of France’s first lady saying “Put your finger up my ass” in seven languages

A 1996 video has surfaced in which Carla Bruni, wife of French President Nicholas Sarkozy, gives a whole new meaning to the term “T&A” as she talks about both “T” and “A” in ways American first ladies other than Rosalynn Carter are totally unfamiliar with.

A 1996 Eurotrash video has surfaced in which Carla Bruni, wife of French President Nicholas Sarkozy, gives a whole new meaning to the term “T&A” as she talks about both “T” and “A” in ways American first ladies other than Rosalynn Carter are totally unfamiliar with.

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UPDATE: Now all versions of the video have been pulled, but we found this photo of Mrs Sarkozy. As they say in France, "Elle est très va-va-voom."

The full 27-minute video has already been pulled off YouTube at the behest of the French government, but this edited 2-minute version gives you a sense of Bruni’s…uhhh…laissez-faire attitude toward sex. (Nice use of French, huh?)

The Daily Mail UK reports the randy details:

The 42-year-old former supermodel was said to be ‘shocked and dismayed’ after video producer Thomas Cazals added the conversation to a new ‘tribute’ on YouTube.

The clip was first aired on cult television show Eurotrash in 1996.

It shows Miss Bruni emptying her handbag and producing two ‘hot international sex guides’ in seven languages, of which she speaks four – German, Italian, Spanish and English.

She then says: ‘We need this kind of book because we’re travelling around the world and we’re meeting new people every day and we must know what to tell them in case we get in bed with them.’

Miss Bruni adds: ‘For example if you have a German person and you want to tell them, “You get me very hot”, you say, “Sie erhalten mich sehr heiss”.’

During the interview she also says ‘Do you like my t***ies?’ in the four languages before describing how to perform a sex act.

The longer version of the video indicates that Bruni has personally surrendered more often than the French army as she reveals affairs with Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton and says, “Monogomy bores me.”

We can’t wait for that Roslyn Carter video to show up on YouTube. Hubba hubba.

Source: Daily Mail UK

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