HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE.
Tag: Easter
Soldiers surprising their loved ones: Not a dry eye in the house. Guaranteed.
We made it about 30 seconds into this video before tears started streaming down our faces. Our advice: Get a box of Kleenex before you watch it.
The Editor made it about 30 seconds into this video before tears began rolling down his face. The Administrator lasted about ten seconds. He said, “I don’t know what I’m going to do when I have to walk my daughter down the aisle.”
Our advice: Get a box of Kleenex before you watch it.
Hope you have a great Easter with all your loved ones.
Seattle School hatches plan to ban Easter eggs
School officials in Seattle are now waging a war against the evils of Easter and it’s eggs.
Now more than ever we’re convinced that a Voltaire could not exist today. Reality has become far more absurd than any satire.
Case in point: School officials in Seattle are now waging a war against the evils of Easter and it’s eggs.
Mynorthwest.com tells us which came first, the chickens or the idiots:
A sophomore at a local private high school thinks an effort to make Easter politically correct is ridiculous.
Jessica, 16, told KIRO Radio’s Dori Monson Show that a week before spring break, the students commit to a week-long community service project. She decided to volunteer in a third grade class at a public school, which she would like to remain nameless.
“At the end of the week I had an idea to fill little plastic eggs with treats and jelly beans and other candy, but I was kind of unsure how the teacher would feel about that,” Jessica said.
She was concerned how the teacher might react to the eggs after of a meeting earlier in the week where she learned about “their abstract behavior rules.”
“I went to the teacher to get her approval and she wanted to ask the administration to see if it was okay,” Jessica explained. “She said that I could do it as long as I called this treat ‘spring spheres.’ I couldn’t call them Easter eggs.”
Funny, in their haste to save children from the horrors of the Easter egg these “educators” have laid one of their own.
– Written by Kip Hooker at TheVitaminPress.com
Source: MyNorthwest.com
White House working on new design for future Easter Egg Rolls?
Easter eggs aren’t the only thing that are going to roll at the WhiteHouse today. We expect heads to roll, too, when David Axelrod discovers that these lovely Barack Obama-inspired eggs were available, yet not used.
Easter eggs aren’t the only thing that are going to roll at the WhiteHouse today. We expect heads to roll, too, when David Axelrod discovers that these lovely Barack Obama-inspired eggs were available, yet not used.
This year, the White House went with Easter eggs that were “made from paperboard that contains no wood fibers from endangered forests, is recyclable and features vegetable-oil based inks and a water-based coating. What’s more, they’ll come in purple, pink, green and yellow and feature the stamped signatures of both President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama.”
Stamped autographs? That’s it? No 21st century American kid is ever going to be indoctrinated inspired by a lousy water-colored egg with a phony stamped autograph.
So in the future, expect David Axelrod to demand that these Obama design eggs be used at all White House Easter Egg Rolls.
After all, what better way for children to learn the true meaning of Easter than to roll eggs emblazoned with the image of the one true God.
Obama introduces environmentally-friendly Easter eggs (apparently real eggs aren’t green enough)
There are days when this blogging thing is easy. Like shooting Easter bunnies in a barrel. Fox News has details on the White House’s latest environmental inanity.
There are days when this blogging thing is easy. Like shooting Easter bunnies in a barrel.
Fox News has details on the White House’s latest environmental inanity:
This year’s White House Easter Egg roll will be eggs-actly what the bunny ordered. The environmentally concerned bunny, that is.
A White House announcement Monday said the eggs at this year’s April 5 roll will be made from paperboard that contains no wood fibers from endangered forests, is recyclable and features vegetable-oil based inks and a water-based coating.
What’s more, they’ll come in purple, pink, green and yellow and feature the stamped signatures of both President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama.
Just what every three year old kid wants — a phony autograph of Barack Obama on a phony Easter egg.
Doesn’t that just sum up this administration perfectly?
Source: Fox News
