After seeing this picture of Kate Middleton on a this weekend’s trip through Calgary, maybe we were a little hasty leaving England.
Most Americans enjoyed the July 4th holiday, a celebration of our independence from England.
But, after seeing this picture of Duchess Catherine on a this weekend’s trip through Calgary, we’re starting to have a change of heart. Maybe we were a little hasty leaving England.
Don’t we really have heavy taxation without representation now? And what did we get in exchange? Michelle Obama’s arms? Please.
Apparently, Prince William and Kate Middleton will only allow make-believe morons to attend their wedding, which explains why Mr. Bean made the cut, but Mr. Obama didn’t.
Rumor has it that President Obama is pissed that he got dissed and didn’t make the list.
Apparently, Prince William and Kate Middleton will only allow make-believe morons to attend their wedding, which explains why Mr. Bean made the cut, but Mr. Obama didn’t.
The Associated Press reports that affirmative action can get you to the White House, but not to Westminster Abbey:
David Beckham, Elton John and Mr. Bean actor Rowan Atkinson will mingle with dozens of royal guests at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding, according to an official guest list released Saturday that includes one uncomfortable presence — the Bahraini crown prince accused of a brutal crackdown on protesters.
Here’s one of Mr. Bean’s most famous clips. It’s already had an incredible 58,000,000 views on YouTube. Please note that he works without a Teleprompter.
It’s sad, really. Poor Michelle Antoinette is having a bit of difficulty accepting the fact that she’s been snubbed by real royalty. But forsooth, verily, snubbething is what they have done.
It’s sad, really. Poor Michelle Antoinette is having a bit of difficulty accepting the fact that she’s been snubbed by real royalty. But forsooth, verily, snubbething is what they have done. Pip, pip, cheerio. (Admit it, you thought we were British there for a moment, didn’t you?)
The Daily Telegraph UK reports the regal repudiation:
She's American royalty, damn it. And she deserves an invitation to Britain's royal wedding.
Even after it was clear that Prince William and Kate Middleton would not be sending a wedding invitation to the White House, Michelle Obama still appears not to have given up hope.
“If I get invited, I’ll go,” the First Lady said on the Live With Regis and Kelly Show on American television. She conceded, however, that, as things stand, she had not been invited.
Her comments are likely to exasperate senior courtiers, who — as I reported on Nov 14 last year — had to put off naming the wedding date until a week after announcing the engagement because White House officials were not at first certain when Barack Obama and his wife would make their first state visit to Britain.
Obama’s men, adamant that the two events should not clash, subsequently agreed May 24 to 26, almost a month after the royal wedding, as the dates for his visit.
Don’t they know she is the new American royalty? Have they not heard that she’s called Michelle Antoinette? Not seen her regal demeanor? Not noticed her imperial attitude?
She’s one of them, damn it, and it hurts not to be accepted.
