Actor dies of silicone poisoning after biting co-star’s boob

Surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor bit into her breast.

We wish we could report that no animals were harmed during the making of this film, but, unfortunately, that would not be the case.

To summarize briefly: Snake bites model, snake dies of silicone poisoning.

The Daily Mail UK has the details of the snake’s demise:

… surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor took objection to her over familiarity and reacted by biting into her breast.

However, it was the snake who came off worse because, while Ms Fox need a tetanus shot in hospital, the reptile later died from silicone poisoning.

The B-list model and actress initially looked comfortable during the shoot in Tel Aviv, wrapping the huge snake around her legs, waist and neck while doing her best to look sexy.

In a figure hugging red and white striped dress, which revealed maximum cleavage, she gamely tried to take their bonding to the next level by licking the snake’s face.

As she maneuvered the animal into position for the ‘kiss’ Ms Fox loosened her grip on its neck, and after being licked the reptile reacted angrily.

It aimed straight for Fox’s prized assets and sunk its teeth deep into her left breast.

She let out a high-pitched scream, as did a voice off camera who appeared to be directing the shoot.

This is the kind of story that cries out for the kind of in-depth analysis for which IHateTheMedia.com has become famous. So here goes:

Do not attempt to translate the stage hand’s black T-shirt. It might lead you to believe that Orit Fox is a model in the same sense that Pam Anderson is a model.

Source: Daily Mail UK

Congressman calls Pelosi “crazy,” “mean as a snake,” “Tom DeLay in a skirt.”

Rep. Mike Rogers (R-AL)
Rep. Mike Rogers (R-AL)
Nancy Pelosi probably won’t be inviting Republican Representative Mike Rogers of Alabama over for afternoon tea anytime soon.

During a talk at Auburn University, the Alabama congressman said Speaker of House Nancy Pelosi is “crazy,” “mean as a snake” and “Tom DeLay in a skirt.”

Will his comments cause trouble when he gets back to Washington, DC? Probably not.

“They (Pelosi and Harry Reid) don’t talk to us,” he said. “They’ve got the vote, and they can do what they want.”

Although we admire Rogers’ candor, we do not understand why he would say such a terrible thing about Tom DeLay. We are confident that DeLay looks much better in a skirt than Pelosi.

Source: South Union Street

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