Nancy Pelosi

WATCH: Nancy Pelosi Bumbles Her Way Through Another Presser; Makes BIZARRE ‘Presidents Day’ Claim. It’s beginning to look like she’s giving Porky Pig a run for his  money on stuttering. Th th th that’s all folks!

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A FEDERAL APPEALS COURT JUST TOOK A BIG SWING AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. Well, this should be the capper to Nancy Pelosi’s week.

The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals lifted an injunction forbidding Texas from stripping Planned Parenthood of Medicaid funds Thursday, while stridently criticizing the abortion provider for its rhetoric and medical practices.

“Planned Parenthood’s reprehensible conduct, captured in undercover videos, proves that it is not a ‘qualified’ provider under the Medicaid Act, so we are confident we will ultimately prevail,” Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton said in a statement after Thursday’s ruling.

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Even Vox Concedes Universal Background Checks Don’t Work. Congressional Democrats have yet another logic fail. They actually think criminals purchase guns legitimately.

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Pelosi To DHS Secretary Kirsten Nielsen: ‘I Reject Your Facts. More like Nancy and her buddies reject reality. Their real goal is to make Trump capitulate so he looks like a non-starter for the 2020 election.

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Nancy Pelosi elected Speaker of the House. She’s got her gavel back. Prepare yourself for 2 years of stuttering and brain farts.

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Nancy Pelosi mocks Democrats who support impeaching Trump and abolishing ICE. OK folks. She said this? Wow! It must be getting close to the Second Coming of Christ.

” … I have those who want to be for impeachment and for abolishing ICE. Two really winning issues for us, right? In the districts we have to win? I don’t even think they’re the right thing to do,” Pelosi told The New York Times in a profile published Monday.

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Pelosi predicts Dems ‘will win’ the House, as Colbert pleads not to jinx it. If you need any extra motivation to get off your ass and vote, this is it.

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Protesters at political event curse out Nancy Pelosi, call her a ‘communist.’  We’d call her more than that. Oh looks like some people did that. New rules, now it’s the right’s turn to run liberals out.

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If you want to know why you don’t want to sit on your ass and not vote Republican read this. They’ll be busy trying to further FUBAR America.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) said the Democrats would prioritize new gun control legislation and protecting illegal immigrants if they regain control of the House of Representatives after the midterms next month.

Democrats will look to pass a gun background check bill and protect Dreamers, undocumented immigrants brought to the United States as children, Pelosi told Politico. She also said the Democrats would try to pass campaign finance reform and lower drug prices.

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Pelosi slams Republican bill easing gun restrictions. Yes, Nancy, who has her own private security, doesn’t give a shit if us peons live or die. Oh by the way dummy, the mass shootings in Nevada and California had nothing whatsoever to do with concealed carry reciprocity.


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Nancy Pelosi: John Conyers deserves ‘due process.’ Due process appears to only apply to Democrat perverts in Nancy’s senile mind. Where’s hypocrite Nancy saying Roy Moore deserves due process?


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Resistance Royalty: Pelosi, Soros Headline Left’s Biggest Dark Money Conference. This looks more like a Dr. Evil meeting. Shadow government anyone?

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Pelosi struggles to form sentences during TV interview, calls Robert Mueller ‘mother.’ Want to take a wild guess who’s getting Alzheimer’s meds in secret?

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Poor Nancy Pelosi. She’s not Speaker of the House anymore and now she’s being accused by her loony left constituents in Oakland, California of eating a Satan sandwich.

So what’s in a Satan sandwich? Well, you have one half white bread, one half black bread, you fill it with un-sliced baloney and garnish it with lots of malaise mayonaise. It also comes with a side dish of B.S.

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No, Diane, real people will not be hurt most. That sad fate will fall to robots, mannequins and the audio-animatronic Mr. Lincoln at Disneyland.

Where do they find these people? Is there a liberal laboratory where they are trained to ask the most inane questions imaginable? Is there an Interview 101 class where they learn to look sincere and act like morons?

With no further delay, we proudly present Diane Sawyer’s latest moment of absurdity.

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Joke of the Day: Nancy Pelosi is a saint

by editor on July 21, 2011

One hot Saturday afternoon in July an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Washington, D.C.

He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass and asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the Congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.


"...and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the Congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint."

“No,” the Cardinal replied. “I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”

Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.

At the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Speaker Pelosi was present.

“While Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some,” the Cardinal said to the congregation, “the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flipflop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nitwit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”

“But when compared to President Obama,” the Cardinal concluded, “Pelosi is a saint.”

H/T: Ray

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Make no mistake about it. When we say that Nancy Pelosi’s position on capturing Osama Bin Laden has evolved, we mean that it did a complete 180 with neck-snapping suddenness the moment George Bush left office and Barack Obama was sworn in.


Some would say Nancy Pelosi's position has evolved. Others would say it's a partisan line of bull.

Powerline has the contradictory conflation:

Nancy Pelosi, press conference, September 7, 2006:

Even if [Osama bin Laden] is caught tomorrow, it is five years too late. He has done more damage the longer he has been out there. But, in fact, the damage that he has done . . . is done. And even to capture him now I don’t think makes us any safer.

Nancy Pelosi, earlier today:

The death of Osama bin Laden marks the most significant development in our fight against al-Qaida. . . . I salute President Obama, his national security team, Director Panetta, our men and women in the intelligence community and military, and other nations who supported this effort for their leadership in achieving this major accomplishment. . . . The death of Osama bin Laden is historic.

Pelosi may be correct that capturing Bin Laden wouldn’t make us any safer.

But surely we can’t be the only ones willing to admit that seeing the photos of his brains splattered on a wall will give us a special feel good moment that will last for days.


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Back in 2008 Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said, “The price of oil is at the doorstep. Four dollars plus per gallon for oil is attributed to two oil men in the White House.”

Oddly enough, Pelosi is now conspicuously silent about gas prices. No public comments. No press conferences. No interviews.

Here’s a question for you: If Nancy Pelosi blamed high gas prices on “the oil men in the White House” back in 2008, shouldn’t she blame today’s high gas prices on the snake oil men in the White House?

Source: CNS News

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That Nancy Pelosi cracks us up. She’s one funny chick. There’s no one who can get a room laughing like she can. Especially if the room is the House of Representatives. For example:

“Democrats have long fought for fiscal responsibility as a top priority of this Congress. We won’t go into the history right now, but it is well known that President Clinton took us out of a period of deficit into his last five budgets being in surplus or in balance,” Democratic House Leader Nancy Pelosi said on the floor of the House on Tuesday.

Then Pelosi continued, “I just flew in and, boy, are my arms tired. I used to live in an apartment that was so small even the mice were hunchbacked. Take my husband, please. Thank you. Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week.”


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There’s nothing funnier than liberals touting their religion. Absolutely nothing. Take Nancy Pelosi, for example. She argued against Republican budget cuts by attributing “biblical powers to heal” to the National Institutes of health.

CNS News has the details of Pelosi’s religious awakening:

When speaking at a press conference on Capitol Hill celebrating the first anniversary of the health care bill’s passage, Pelosi said, “There’s a cut in funding for the National Institutes of Health. This is not a healthy thing for our country because that research has answers, you know, that every family in America is one telephone call, one diagnosis, one accident away from needing the kind of biomedical research that can cure – really have the biblical power to cure in a very, very special way and so to cut back on that research is wrong.”

Holy Moses. The woman is nuts.

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Nancy Pelosi is nuts. Stark, raving crazy. The Democratic National Committee wanted to honor the former Speaker of the House with a resolution, but she insisted on a re-write because the original wording wasn’t effusive enough.

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Stretching the truth is nothing new for Nancy Pelosi has the ego info:

When the DNC’s Resolutions Committee brought up a resolution commemorating Pelosi’s years as speaker of the House, Pelosi’s daughter sought to alter the proposal at her mother’s behest, adding some of the accomplishments that the elder Pelosi felt the committee had overlooked.

“I have some friendly amendments,” said Christine Pelosi, a political strategist, at the committee’s session during the DNC Winter Meeting at the Marriott Wardman Park hotel Thursday afternoon. She is a member of the committee.

“You think I’m kidding,” Christine Pelosi added, to surprised laughter from the room. The proposed changes, she indicated, came out of a discussion with her mother.

First, Pelosi wanted to add a mention of her fight against HIV and AIDS, because it was “why she went to Congress.” Then, she wanted to insert a paragraph on her “accomplishments for equality,” mentioning the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act of 2009 and the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell” in December.

“Finally, since, as she said, ‘I’m not going anywhere,’ she wanted to add, in the final ‘whereas’ clause, ‘…and will continue the fight for America’s working families,'” Christine Pelosi said.

The committee applauded that point, and approved the amended resolution on a voice vote.

What? No mention of her personal crusade to support the Botox industry?

The lesson to be learned from this is that honorary resolutions are far more important than laws. Resolutions must be carefully read and rewritten to Pelosi’s exacting standards before they are passed. But laws? Laws must be passed before we can find out what’s in them.


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Nancy Pelosi hates

by editor on February 10, 2011

We have the the f-word. The n-word. The c-word. The b-word. The s-word. And now the former Speaker of the House has introduced a new unspeakable word: the h-word. We’re running out of friggin’ alphabet here, folks.

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Hateful hater Nancy Pelosi hates

The Examiner Vancouver reports the latest in Democrat censorship:

Fired former Speaker of the House and current Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, is going on record as saying that she wants to use censorship to ban one, particular word that she does not like. The word? “Hate.”

To hear Pelosi tell it, she really hates it when other Americans use the word “hate” in a political context. Pelosi’s overreaction is in response to the Bill O’Reilly Superbowl interview with Barack Obama, in which the host asked the president about the number of people who hate him.

Pelosi’s reply to the O’Reilly question was swift and confident: Simply stop using the word, and everything will be fine.

Sorry, Nancy, but we take this one personally. We’re kind of partial to our name. Oh, sure, in the spirit of compromise we’ve gone through the thesaurus, but nothing else works quite as well as the word “hate.” And just doesn’t seem very catchy to us.

Source: Examiner Vancouver

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Now we find out that all Nancy Pelosi really wanted to do was out Milton Friedman Milton Friedman. The woman is all about those gol’ danged free market solutions. She’s all over ‘em. Loves ‘em. Has ‘em on her cinnamon raisin bagel in the morning.

The problem, we now discover, is that people never understood that because she’s both dense and incomprehensible.

“All of the inititiatves we had put forth, whether it was healthcare reform or it was the issues that were related to energy security for our country or whether it was Wall Street help, Wall Street reform, any of them, were all about market-oriented solutions, about private sector leading the way, public policy to set standards or have tax incentives or…or…and the like. But it was all about recognizing our job creation would have to take place in the private sector in order for us to really thrive and be entrepreneurial as a country. So that…the labeling of the President as not being in that mode is not correct. That’s who he is.”

We never understood what she was talking about and after watching this video it’s clear that she doesn’t, either.

By the way, who super glued Nancy’s knees together?

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The gavel exchange as it should have happened

by editor on January 8, 2011

This is friggin’ hilarious. We wish this is how the passing of the gavel from Nancy Pelosi to John Boehner had really happened.

How do they do this stuff? No, seriously, can someone explain how they do a video like this?

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These two short videos pretty much sum up sad situation we find ourselves in with ObamaCare.

In the first clip, Nancy Pelosi tells the fawning press that the Democrats would have passed ObamaCare “even if everyone was happy with their health coverage.” For once, Pelosi unwittingly told the truth, because polls at the time showed that somewhere north of 80% of Americans were satisfied with their healthcare prior to ObamaCare.

To see your unfortunate medical future, watch the second video.

We learned from the Radio Equalizer that Rosie O’Donnell has a satellite radio program. Yeah, we were as shocked as you are, but not as shocked as Rosie was when she got a phone call from a Canadian listener who started off by praising Canada’s universal healthcare system and then revealed that she had been waiting for gastric bypass surgery for seven years and may have to wait several more years.

Caller: It’s not considered an emergency surgery–

O’Donnell: Oh, OK.

Caller: It’s considered elective, so if it was an emergency surgery, it would be a lot quicker. To see any kind of specialist is at least a few months, you’re not going to get into see somebody next week.

O’Donnell: If you called and sort of were persistent in saying to them, ‘I really need this’ … it doesn’t change the [waiting] list order.

Caller: … They’re telling me, by the way, it’s gonna be another two or three years … There’s still about 2,000 people ahead of me.

We recall Pelosi’s previous statement that “We had to pass the bill to find out what’s in it” and think to ourselves, “No, you don’t. Just look across our northern border.”

H/T: RadioEqualizer

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