Did the Huffington Post just out Tom Cruise?

What a strange way for the Huffington Post to illustrate its story on “Don’t ask, don’t tell.” Careful, HuffPo, you’re walking on thin ice. Hasn’t Tom Cruise sued people for making the same accusation?

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What a strange way for the Huffington Post to illustrate its story on “Don’t ask, don’t tell.”

Careful, HuffPo, you’re walking on thin ice. Hasn’t Tom Cruise sued people for making the same accusation?

On the other hand, here’s a clip of director Quentin Tarantino explaining his thoughts about the not-so-subtle message hidden in Top Gun. It’s old, but still hilarious.

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This should be fun: Japan’s first lady says she was abducted by aliens and knew Tom Cruise in a prior life

Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of Japan’s Prime Minister-elect, Yukio Hatoyama, is a lifestyle guru, a macrobiotics enthusiast, an author of cookery books, a retired actress, a divorcee, and a fearless clothes horse for garments of her own creation, including a skirt made from Hawaiian coffee sacks. But there is more, much more. She has travelled to the planet Venus. And she was once abducted by aliens.

She's the first First Lady to be abducted by aliens and he's the first Prime Minister with a mullet.
She's the first First Lady to be abducted by aliens and he's the first Prime Minister with a mullet.

Sure, Michelle Obama has been anointed Most Stylish First Lady In History and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is undoubtedly the hottest first lady ever and Italy’s first lady is busy divorcing her playboy husband. But most of the world’s first ladies just blend into the background.

That’s about to change according to the Independent:

Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of Japan’s Prime Minister-elect, Yukio Hatoyama, is a lifestyle guru, a macrobiotics enthusiast, an author of cookery books, a retired actress, a divorcee, and a fearless clothes horse for garments of her own creation, including a skirt made from Hawaiian coffee sacks. But there is more, much more. She has travelled to the planet Venus. And she was once abducted by aliens.

The 62-year-old also knew Tom Cruise in a former incarnation – when he was Japanese – and is now looking forward to making a Hollywood movie with him. “I believe he’d get it if I said to him, ‘Long time no see’, when we meet,” she said in a recent interview. But it is her claim in a book entitled “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered” that she was abducted by aliens while she slept one night 20 years ago, that has suddenly drawn attention following last Sunday’s poll.

Perfect. Hatoyama can remember meeting Tom Cruise in a prior life, but Michelle Obama can’t remember meeting Bill Ayers in this life.

Source: Independent UK

Tom Cruise is loco en le cabeza louco na cabeça crazier than hell

tom_cruise_katie_holmes_dancing1Tom Cruise doesn’t get any saner when he leaves the United States. The former super star’s latest incident occurred in Brazil while he was there promoting his latest movie.

First, Cruise tried to make points with local reporters by saying “hola” (hello) and “gracias” (thank you). Oops. That would have been dandy had Tom been in Spain, but they speak Portuguese in Brazil, not Spanish.

Then, just to make matters worse, he said he fell in love with Brazil by watching movies about the samba and the tango. Double oops. The tango is an Argentinian dance.

At that point, Cruise jumped on a couch and proclaimed his undying love of tacos and reporters slowly dispersed.

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