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Sex attacker has his penis and testicles hacked off and fed to PIGS ‘by victim’s boyfriend’ in Brazil

 

Carmen Miranda (1909-1955)

Sex attacker has his penis and testicles hacked off and fed to PIGS ‘by victim’s boyfriend’ in Brazil. Well hell, we think we’ve found someone to run for Lt Governor of Califonia with Caitlyn Jenner. We suggest she wear a fruit hat and call himself “Carmen Miranda.” The Democrat swine in Califonia will eat that up.

TA sex attacker had his penis and testicles hacked off and fed to wild pigs in a revenge attack after he allegedly attempted to rape his niece in Brazil. 

A sex attacker had his penis and testicles hacked off and fed to wild pigs in a revenge attack after he allegedly attempted to rape his niece in Brazil. 

When he arrived at the field, the two men attacked him instead. After beating him unconscious, they removed the sex attacker’s trousers and cut off his penis and testicles before allegedly throwing the genitalia to the pigs to eat.

Bazillions of Brazilians disappointed: Obama cancels public speech in Rio

Rio residents will be sorely disappointed to learn that President Obama, the god who walks among men, has cancelled his sermon in the square.

Rio residents will be sorely disappointed to learn that President Obama, the god who walks among men, has cancelled his sermon in the square.

AFP has the cancellation information:

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It's a change of venue we can believe in

The speech in the historic plaza known as Cinelandia, in the heart of Rio de Janeiro, “is cancelled,” an embassy spokeswoman told AFP.

Obama instead will deliver remarks at Rio’s Municipal Theatre, the official said, without specifying whether it would be open to the public or exclusively for invited guests.

The Brazilian masses will be crushed – absolutely crushed – because President Obama is universally adored in Brazil. Oh, wait, this just in:

On Thursday, members of an advance US security team were seen inspecting the surroundings of Cinelandia, where anti-US banners could be seen hanging from a road-side fence.

Some social and union groups have declared Obama a “persona non grata” and called for a protest, accusing him of a “bellicose policy of occupation” in foreign countries, and of attacking people “in the name of the war on terror.”

Apparently some of Brazil’s citizens don’t have access to the internet and have’t heard about the 2008 election. They still think George Bush is still President.

That’s the only possible answer, because, you know, all foreigners love President Obama.

Source: AFP

Palin pounces on Obama plan to give Brazil’s state-owned oil company $2 billion for off-shore exploration

Why would the United States government give $2 billion of your tax dollars to fund off-shore oil exploration by Brazil’s state-owned oil company, but make it virtually impossible for American companies to explore for oil here? Sarah Palin flat out nails the hypocrisy on her Facebook page.

$2,000,000,000 to help Brazil's government explore for oil, not a penny for American oil
$2 billion to help Brazil's government explore for oil, not a penny for American oil

We’re used to some strange decisions on the part of the Obama administration, but this one is a doozy.

Why would the United States government give $2 billion of your tax dollars to fund off-shore oil exploration by Brazil’s state-owned oil company, but make it virtually impossible for American companies to explore for oil here?

Sarah Palin flat out nails the hypocrisy on her Facebook page:

Today’s Wall Street Journal contains some puzzling news for all Americans who are impacted by high energy prices and who share the goal of moving us toward energy independence.

For years, states rich with an abundance of oil and natural gas have been begging Washington, DC politicians for the right to develop their own natural resources on federal lands and off shore. Such development would mean good paying jobs here in the United States (with health benefits) and the resulting royalties and taxes would provide money for federal coffers that would potentially off-set the need for higher income taxes, reduce the federal debt and deficits, or even help fund a trillion dollar health care plan if one were so inclined to support such a plan.

So why is it that during these tough times, when we have great needs at home, the Obama White House is prepared to send more than two billion of your hard-earned tax dollars to Brazil so that the nation’s state-owned oil company, Petrobras, can drill off shore and create jobs developing its own resources? That’s all Americans want; but such rational energy development has been continually thwarted by rabid environmentalists, faceless bureaucrats and a seemingly endless parade of lawsuits aimed at shutting down new energy projects.

Palin’s inescapable logic continues:

Buy American is a wonderful slogan, but you can’t say in one breath that you want to strengthen our economy and stimulate it, and then in another ship our much-needed dollars to a nation desperate to drill while depriving us of the same opportunity.

Source: Sarah Palin

Now they’re going to spend $117,000 to study party drugs in Brazil. Yes, Brazil.

Ecstasy. That's what it's called when the government pays you to study party drugs in Brazil.
Ecstasy. That's what it's called when the government pays you to study party drugs in Brazil.

First it was $400,000 to study gay drinking and sex habits in Argentina. Then it was $2.6 million to study the drinking habits of Chinese prostitutes. And now they’re going to spend $117,000 to study the use of “party drugs” in Brazil.

CSNnews.com reports that, “The National Institutes of Health is studying the use of ecstasy, LSD and other ‘party drugs’ in Porto Alegre, Brazil, with a $117,876 investment from taxpayers. According to an NIH summary of the grant, ‘The topic is interesting and the data will be useful to understand the emerging problem of club drugs and raves in Brazil.’

Looks like college professors have figured out how to get the government to fund their kinky foreign vacations.

So we’re thinking of studying the sex habits of middle-aged men in Bora Bora. We figure it should cost about a quarter mil. Anybody know where to get the application forms?

Source: CNSnews.com

Brazilian leader’s name too hard to spell. No proofreader in the White House?

Enough already with the mistakes Mr. Obama, enough!
Enough already with the mistakes Mr. Obama, enough!

Britain’s Prime Minister got a set of DVDs and the bum’s rush. The Russian Foreign Minister got a button that said, “Reset” or “Overcharged” or something. And now to complete the diplomatic trifecta, the President of Brazil got his meeting bumped and his name misspelled.

According to an AP report, aides to Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva said the Obama administration pushed his trip forward from Tuesday because of St. Patrick’s Day. (Apparently, the Commander-In-Chief is actually Irish and his name was originally spelled O’Bama.)

Then the printed White House announcement misspelled his name as “Luis Ignacio” instead of “Luis Inacio” and put Lula – a nickname that became a legal part of the Brazilian leader’s name decades ago – in quotes.

President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva may represent the world’s fifth most populous nation and ninth largest economy, but his name is just too long for the Obama administration’s short attention span:

But it’s not all bad news. There is job opening for a proofreader at the White House (as long as your taxes are paid up).

Source: Associated Press

Tom Cruise is loco en le cabeza louco na cabeça crazier than hell

tom_cruise_katie_holmes_dancing1Tom Cruise doesn’t get any saner when he leaves the United States. The former super star’s latest incident occurred in Brazil while he was there promoting his latest movie.

First, Cruise tried to make points with local reporters by saying “hola” (hello) and “gracias” (thank you). Oops. That would have been dandy had Tom been in Spain, but they speak Portuguese in Brazil, not Spanish.

Then, just to make matters worse, he said he fell in love with Brazil by watching movies about the samba and the tango. Double oops. The tango is an Argentinian dance.

At that point, Cruise jumped on a couch and proclaimed his undying love of tacos and reporters slowly dispersed.

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