Theory confirmed: You need to have balls to be a conservative.
The Local explains the castration situation:

Before undergoing a sex change to become a woman, Monika Strub was a member of Germany’s neo-Nazi NPD party. But ten years later, she is running for Baden-Württemberg’s state parliament for the socialist Left party.
“I have completely broken with the NPD,” Strub told German daily Süddeutsche Zeitung this week, referring to the right-wing extremist National Democratic Party (NPD). “I am a true socialist.”
Strub was a member of the NPD from 2000 to 2002. Photos show “Horst Strub,” as she was known in the years before her sex-reassignment surgery, with cropped hair, a beard and a bomber jacket.
Today, the 35-year old nurse and photographer named Monika Strub is campaigning for the socialist Left party.
This explains President Obama’s approach to world affairs better than any other theory we’ve read.
NOTE: We know Nazis aren’t conservative or right wing, but that’s the popular terminology and it works for the purposes of this story. So don’t bother leaving comments telling us what idiots we are. We are, of course, idiots, but for many things other than this.
Source: The Local
The Weekly World News took time out from its important work exposing Hillary’s alien baby and “The Bigfoot Diet.” Aptly-named columnist Ed Anger offered up what we would call the final word on transsexual Commerce Department new appointee Amanda Simpson: