They’re homeless, but not phoneless

It would appear that homeless people in the nation’s capitol have come a long way thanks to the largesse of the Pelosi-Obama “stimulus” package.

First Lady Michelle Obama recently took time out from her magazine photo shoots for the covers of “O” and Vogue to pose as a food server at a homeless shelter not far from the White House. She even posed for one of homeless poseurs.

Obama said she hoped her selfless public service would inspire other Americans to volunteer in their own communities.

Hell, we just want to know where we can sign up for Obama’s \Free Government Cell Phone With Every Meal Program.

LA Times blogger Andrew Malcolm has the temerity to wonder how an alleged homeless man can afford a cellphone. Not to mention asking where the bills get sent.

Charlie Rangel would tell Andrew Malcom to mind his g*dd*mn business.

Update: We asked where to get a free cell phone. Found it: Free government cell phones for the poor from Safelink Wireless.

Source: LA Times, Telegraph.co.uk