Seventy-two virgins to check stand ten, please. Seventy-two virgins to check stand ten.
The Xinhua News Agency has the feel good details:
Three Taliban militants were killed as their mine exploded prematurely in Afghanistan’s northern Kunduz province, the Afghan Interior Ministry said in a press released on Tuesday.
“A group of militants were busy in planting a mine on the road in Nahr-e-Sufi village, Chardara district Monday afternoon when the device went off prematurely killing three on the spot,” the press release added.
Cue Queen singing “Another One Bites the Dust.” Or three.
H/T: Weasel Zippers
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Hey Editor, the suggested song " Cue Queen singing “Another One Bites the Dust.”
Is that a take-off from the nursing mother song - "Another One Bites the Bust."?
Mosquito season here and I got PUN-ctured several times today, so due to weird body chemistry am experiencing an affinity to straight lines. They're just so hard to resist. Suppose I'll get PUN-ked for that. ;-)
Good things come in small packages...
Not all of these are accidents. I know a sniper in Iraq who tells me it is easier to shoot the bomb they are planting than to shoot three Taliban. Saves bullets and less likely to give away his position. Takes care of bomb disposal as well. Hoo Rah!
Now that's what I call efficiency!
I was about to type that as I read his post. Efficiency indeed. And they say the military are filled with morons... please.
Old "blue eyes" again .... one eye blew North, the other blew South .... (am I bad?)
MV
Oooo, you awful man. You gonna offend some poor muslim.
AS IF WE CARED ;-)
ha ha - just like you Swabby's, I haven't cow-towed to them yet and dont plan to! Just another Villanious Vet! :o)
MV
Doing the jobs Americans won't do (or aren't being allowed to do.)
What good will the virgins be if they blew their wankers off?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was my reaction too.