
Seventy-two virgins to check stand ten, please. Seventy-two virgins to check stand ten.
The Xinhua News Agency has the feel good details:
Three Taliban militants were killed as their mine exploded prematurely in Afghanistan’s northern Kunduz province, the Afghan Interior Ministry said in a press released on Tuesday.
“A group of militants were busy in planting a mine on the road in Nahr-e-Sufi village, Chardara district Monday afternoon when the device went off prematurely killing three on the spot,” the press release added.
Cue Queen singing “Another One Bites the Dust.” Or three.
H/T: Weasel Zippers