Top ten ways the real Obama is just like the carnival balloon Obama

The Associated Press reports, “A float called ‘Yes we can be ecologist’ depicting U.S. President Barack Obama, parades during the 126th edition of the Nice Carnival, Saturday, Feb. 13, 2010, in Nice, southern France. The carnival’s theme this year is ‘King of the Blue Planet.’”

To tell the truth, we can’t tell if that damn thing is a balloon like you see in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade or something more akin to a Rose Parade float. But we’re going with balloon because the other answer screws up our entire premise.

So now, without further delay, the top ten ways the real Obama is just like the balloon Obama

1. Both rose to the top as a result of a lot of hot air
2. Both look down upon the masses
3. Both come with strings attached.
4. Both are willing to accept massive inflation
5. Both are traveling an ill-conceived path toward an ill-defined destination.
6. Both have very thin skin.
7. Both are being cheered by third-world rabble.
8. Both have swelled heads.
9. Both act as if they’re above it all.
10. It’s arguable as to which will be the bigger let-down.

Source: Associated Press

– Written by Sven Waring