Now you can detect terrorists as they walk down the street. Is that nun carrying dangerous explosives? Is that grandmother packing heat? Is that toddler really a junior jihadist hellbent on hooking up with 99 virgins? And va-va-voom! How about those hooters on the girl next door!
Become a terrorism vigilante with your own pair of TSA X-ray glasses. Available now exclusively from IHateTheMedia.com.
H/T: Jim Jacobs
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Oh goodness, you've brought up an old junior high school memory. I sent away for those glasses fifty years ago, spending hard-earned paper-route money. Then I wore them in school, a girl screamed, my glasses were confiscated, and I was sent home. I couldn't believe it, and neither could my parents. I'll never forget the look on my mom's face. "The principal really thought you had X-Ray vision?" she asked. When my dad got home from work, he said, "Well, it's not Jimmy's fault the school is run by idiots."
If Dear Leader had sent away for the Charles Atlas book in the ad on the next page of Boys Life, the one with "Mac" getting sand kicked in his face, then he wouldn't throw like a girl and get his lip busted open in a basketball game!
He ordered the Sea-Monkeys on page 8 and blew his money on that.
It's been a while since I have heard anyone talk about Sea-Monkeys.
Well didn't IHTM just post an article about Bill and Monica? oh, you said Sea-Monkeys. Not Sea-Men. Sorry.
Can I remove them when Janet Napalitano enters the room? Please!!!!!!
à la Howard Stern - if you had to: Janet Napalitano or Hillary Clinton?
If I HAD to? Hillary. Then if I spot the snuke in her snizz, I could run away and let it explode.