Or, at least that sounds like what the attorneys for porn studio Imperial Enterprises, Inc., must think. We mean really, do they think this guy downloaded their porn flick and then went blind after watching it over and over and over?
In what seems to me to possibly be the stupidest lawsuit we’ve ever seen:
A porn studio is accusing a blind man of illegally downloading the company’s pornographic content.
The blind man, known only as John Doe in the suit, is one of the 3,500 people being sued by California porn studio Imperial Enterprises, Inc.
He claims he was too busy to password-protect his wifi connection and that someone else must have used his network and downloaded the porn in question.
… The firm are now demanding a few thousand dollars from him in a settlement.
Looks to be proof-positive that attorneys are not only sleazebags, they work for sleazebags, too.
What next? Will they check to see if he’s got hairy palms?
– Written by CO2Insanity
Source: Daily Mail
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i'm typing this with one hand
This is ridiculous. The man is blind! How the hell is he going to watch that crap anyways? Really?!
Can I just do it til I need glasses? Oops, too late.
Going blind from masturbation?
I don't know what you mean! 8-)
I can't see your point. And that's an awesome Stevie Wonder impersonation you've got going there.
Liar: Blind people can still hear porn and just picture it in their minds!
Judge: Get out of my courtroom you moron.
Only in a proper society.